A/N: Just to make things clear, this will not be a yaoi fic. I know that Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask are a couple, but this is MY fanfic, and I have the right to tweak the plot as much as I want!

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Koenma: (Is sitting doing paperwork.) This is boring. (Chair suddenly falls through the floor.) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

---At Hiei's school---

Koenma: (Randomly lands in Hiei's classroom in his teenaged form.)

Teacher: So THERE'S the transfer student. Why are you late?

Teenaged Koenma: Pardon me...

Teacher: No excuses! Sit down!

Teenaged Koenma: But...

Teacher: (Bares fangs.) NO EXCUSES!!

Teenaged Koenma: O-O (Sits down.)

Hiei: (Whispering.) Why are YOU here?

Teenaged Koenma: I honestly don't know. O-O

Hiei: O-O

Teacher: THAT'S IT! YOU GET DETENTION FOR TALKING!

Teenaged Koenma: O-O...You can't put me in detention!

Teacher: Can too!

Teenaged Koenma: Cannot!

Teacher: Can too!

Hiei: (Gets up and leaves.)

Teenaged Koenma: (Follows Hiei.)

Teacher: O-O!! YOU CAN'T JUST GET UP AND LEAVE!

Hiei/Teenaged Koenma: (Are already gone.)

Teacher: -.-;;

---Outside the school---

Lackie-minion 2: (Appears.)

Crystal: (Sitting on the roof.) Well, that was a random appearance.

Hiei: -.-;; (Sarcastically.) Great. My two FAVORITE people are here.

Lackie-minion 2: I shall brainwash you!

Teenaged Koenma: (The Jr. symbol on his forehead is replaced by some other glowing symbol.)

Crystal: Hey look, it's Sailor Koenma!

Teenaged Koenma: x.X I want my old symbol back!

Lackie-minion 2: (Attempts to brainwash Koenma.)

Teenaged Koenma: (Is automatically transformed against his own will.) GAH! STOP IT!

Hiei: That's it. I'm going to kill it with my katana. (Reaches for his katana.) O-O!! WHERE IS IT?!?!

Miroku: (Is floating next to Crystal, holding his katana. Giggles.)

Hiei: -.-;; I'm going to kill you after this. Hiei Prism Power. (Transforms.)

Sailor Koenma: Koenma Pacifer Blast! (Hundreds of pacifiers fly out at the lackie-minion.)

Lackie-Minion 2: Owie! x.X

Kurama Mask: (Throws a really sharp rose at the lackie-minion.)

Sailor Hiei: That's it. Someone else can kill that thing. The bird is mine! (Runs off.)

Crystal: Yeah...Miroku, you better hide.

Miroku: O-O Meep! (Flies far away.)

Kurama Mask/Sailor Koenma: (Kill the lackie-minion using their REALLY odd attacks.)

---Inside the classroom---

Real transfer student: (Walks in.) Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss? :D

Class: O-O

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A/N: Okay, so that chapter wasn't great. I'm running out of inspiration, so...yeah. o.O Anyway, I'll try to make the next one better. Thanks for reading!