Author's Notes: Heyo, everyone! Well, I'm going to update a lot so there hopefully won't be any interruptions! BTW, If you DID figure out the pairing already, I will try and draw you a picture on DEVART on Invader-Meko for you. ^_~! Here goes! And, the pairing gets pretty obvious here. So review the first chappie before you read this!

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone from IZ. So there. Nyahah. XD!!

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~Scene: Inside The Lounging Quarters Of Purple~

"Okay, Zim, we need to tell you something.." Purple sighed, and remembered what Red had said before they called Zim.

~Flashback~

"Well it's hard to hate something that loyal.." Red sighed. "Yeah well, get over it, Red. He's only grown a bit, and he's still a problem, you know.." Purple stated. "I know, I know......"

~End Flashback~

Zim looks eagerly at the Tallest. "Yes, my Tallests?" Red looks a bit sad, but then starts. "Well Zim... You're...not...really..an invader, you see? ..We sent you to Earth to get rid of you..and it was kind of fun at first, but.." Purple interrupted, AGAIN. XD!! "Then you just started calling us all the time and ranted to us and all.. It got really annoying after a while." Zim whimpered a bit and looked sad, his antennae drooping, his eyes low. "Yeah well... I kind of figured that I wasn't an invader after a while, I'm not that stupid you know. I guess I just wanted the attention." Zim explained, glancing at Red a bit. "Yeah well, if you PROMISE not to annoy us, you can stay at Irk again. No more blowing up crap, okay? And don't like, come to meetings we don't invite you to, okay?" Purple asked, not liking that idea at ALL. "Okay...My tallest.." Zim whimpered, climbing of of the chair/bed, falling off on accident. Red snickered lightly a bit and watched Zim leave the room, quietly. Red snickered to himself again and followed Zim to the private lounge he had allowed Zim to use. Red admitted it, he did give Zim the most fancy lounge they had. But it was probably just a coincidence.

~Scene: In the Fancy Lounge~

Zim was just sitting on one of the chairs, thinking. 'I hate being in love. It's so scary if you're afraid they don't love you back..' He thought, at the exact moment Red hovered in. 'I guess it's now or never.' He thought, turning slightly to Red. "Yes? ...I thought you didn't want to see me.." Zim said, kind of stuttering. "I never said that, Zim. I didn't and I don't think I would ever." That suprised Zim, and he couldn't hide the excitement on his face. His face light up like a 80 watt light bulb. 'That was cute..Wait! What am I thinking?! BAD RED, BAD RED!' Red thought, now banging his head on the wall to keep his thoughts clean. "Eh..Tallest Red? ..What are.. you doing?" Zim asked, snickering a bit. "Eh? Oh!" Red stuttered, blushing a light crimson. "Nothing! Nothing at all!!" Red exclaimed, trying to conceal his blushing face. "So..what did you come here for?" Zim asked, cocking his head cutely. "Eh? Oh..just for fun, I guess. Purple is probably talking to himself by now, so I thought I would leave him alone for a bit." Zim put on the cutest looking surprised/disturbed slightly face that made Red smile a bit. Zim got up to walk over to Red, but, again, he fell of off the chair. He looked like he was hurt, so Red decided to pick him up. Red walked over to pick Zim up, check if he was okay. That was ALL he meant to do, and he didn't notice the warm look on Zim's face to see Red's face. That sort of triggered it for Zim, the perfect place to confess. "Umm...Zim? Is there like, something you want to tell me or something?" Red stuttered, he wondered what the look on Zim's face meant.. (A.N: Damn, Red's SO clueless!!) "You know, Tallest Red," Zim stated, not noticing Purple drift in. "Sometimes actions speak louder than words." "..What do you mean by tha- mmph!" Red said, his voice being blocked off by another mouth on his mouth. Red's eyes widened, Zim was KISSING him! Behind Red, Purple almost choked on his curly fry. Zim's eyes where closed in a way that NO one could resist, but that didn't last long. Red pushed Zim off of him with so much speed that almost made Red fall down. There was a small squeak and a loud 'clunk!' from where Zim had fallen. "Oops..." Red said, noticing he had knocked Zim out cold by flinging him into a wall. "Red? What the fuck was that?!" Pur yelled, not noticing all of the irken passer-bys flocking near the door. Good thing those irkens didn't see the kiss. XD! "..I have NO idea, Purple."

~Scene: Red's Quarters~

Zim sat up, groaning lightly. The only thing he remembered was his mouth was touching Red's and Red had knocked Zim out. Then he realized he was in a bed.. An extra bed in RED'S room! Squeaking slightly, he looked at the clock by the bed. 12:00 midnight? How long had he been unconscious? That didn't matter now, he had to get out of this room, pronto! He bolted up in the bed, swung his legs over the side, and began running to the Irken hotel rooms. Hey, why not? It was less embarrassing than Red's room. Good thing he was sleeping, too. He got to the Irken passing out passwords for irkens who wanted a room. "Can I PLEASE have a room?! It's really important!" "Uhherrehh..yes." The irken said, passing Zim a slip of paper. Zim punched in the code to his room and dashed in, not bothering to lock it. Why would Red come after him, anyways?

Author's Notes: Aww, so kawaii. Anyways, if you aren't completely blind, you've figured out the pairing by now. Anyways, if you haven't, it's Red/Zim. *many gasps among the crowd* See, I told you it was RARE. Anyways, enjoy! ~Chapter 3- Coming to a theater near you.~