Yo. I'm back and it's all-good. And I have the votes for either Sasuke/ Naruto or Naruto / Sasuke. I will make this two sided, but in the end if this turns into a yaoi fic it will be..Sasuke/ Naruto. Many people voted stating 'Sasuke doesn't fit in that position' so sorry Naruto you're doomed to be UKE! I however might write another story and have Naruto as the dominant. Well maybe after I finish this.

Naruto: NOOOOO! NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! Wait next time..ALRIGHT!

Sasuke: That's later on dobe. You're still uke in this one. Not that's it is a bad thing.

Naruto: I AM NOT UKE!!!

Yusuke: You are so uke.

Naruto: I am no- wait do I even know you?

Yusuke: No.

Naruto: I thought so.

Yusuke: UKE!

Naruto: Alright that's it you're dead. * springs toward Yusuke to 'kill' him, but is pulled back. *

Sasuke: Not so fast. * Holding Naruto by the collar of his shirt.*

Naruto: LET ME GO! I am not uke.

Sasuke: You're MY uke. * Drags Naruto into nearest closet. *

Yusuke: * snickers *

Sato: Japime gurl does not own Naruto.

Naruto sighed as he heard Sasuke breathing softly and Naruto hoped Sasuke was asleep. Well he felt Sasuke lay his head down and loosened his grip around Naruto's neck. Though Sasuke was asleep, maybe his hands weren't. They were playing with his hair at the time and Naruto decided to let it slide this time.

Sasuke was sick so he was doing things he wouldn't normally do. Continuing to ignore Sasuke's hands he jumped tree-to-tree till he felt something slide down his shirt. He froze and unfortunately was still in a mid-air jump; mentally shaking off the 'feeling' he barely made it to the next tree.

Naruto quickly put Sasuke down to find the intruder intruding his shirt, but Sasuke unconsciously wrapped his hand around Naruto's shirt and refused to let go. Naruto was able to replace Sasuke of his other hand, the one around his shirt was causing problems was being difficult. So Naruto removed his shirt and gently unwrapped Sasuke's hand noticing it was cold.

However Sasuke's hands weren't going to give up so easily. Instead they wrapped around Naruto's arm for dear life. A sweat drop was forming at the top of Naruto's head as he saw the situation he was in. Naruto grabbed Sasuke's shoulder and shook him slightly, then a little harder, and to the point Naruto thought Sasuke must be dead. Sasuke only squeezed Naruto' s arm tighter. A light sleeper Sasuke was not.

Naruto resorted to poking Sasuke in the stomach and Sasuke flinched. Naruto raised an eyebrow and an impish grin crossed his features. Continuing to poke Sasuke in the side till Sasuke woke up and nearly killed him in the process. After Sasuke stared at Naruto with his shirt removed and Naruto having to snap his fingers to regain Sasuke' s attention. Sasuke said," What is your problem?" And Naruto replied by nodding his head in the direction where Sasuke had Naruto' s arm in a death grip.

Sasuke quickly let go and redirected his gaze somewhere else. Naruto examined his arm, which was red from being held too tightly. Ten minutes later then preceded back to the hunt for the scroll with Naruto carrying Sasuke piggy-ride style. Yet he was face-to-face with another challenge: the hands of Sasuke will not rest.

Sasuke was sleeping again resting his head at the base of Naruto 's neck, his hands were holding onto his lightly. Then Naruto felt a hand go down his shirt, but ignored it. Sasuke shifted a bit and Naruto ignored it. Till Sasuke' s hand reached Naruto' s navel, Naruto froze once again in mid air. Naruto started to fall toward the ground in a last ditch effort he used chakra to keep himself from falling. Now he was hanging upside down from a tree branch.

After getting right side up and jumping to the next tree Naruto made a mental note: next time you're alone with Sasuke bring a lot of rope. Naruto decided to ignore Sasuke' s creeping hand. That is until Sasuke shifted a little more and the hand was trying to slide down Naruto' s pants. Naruto screamed Sasuke 's name and Sasuke clamped Naruto 's mouth.

"What is it now?" Annoyance was clear in his voice.

"Do something about your hands!"

"Huh?"

"HANDS!"

"Shit." Sasuke quickly let go and dropped off the piggy-back ride stating he was walking now and shoved his hands into his pockets. They jumped tree-to-tree till they stopped to eat. Naruto was in search of a lake somewhere to get water. He didn't find a lake, but he found a pond. A frozen pond. Shoving his fist through the ice as painful as it was he got his water.



Sasuke sighed he just couldn't believe it. Staring at his hands he wondered it they were possessed, they were heading towards Naruto 's pants and he wasn't even awake. Sasuke sighed again heading toward the pond where Naruto was.

"What are you doing dobe?"

"Getting water and don't call me that!"

"What dobe?"

"YES that."

"Anyway we should be going soon."

"Why? We just ate and we don't even know where the stupid scroll is anyway?"

"The sooner we find it the better."

Sasuke spun on his heel and overheard Naruto saying "Crap." Sasuke turned around again facing the blond. "You know I'm right." At that moment the ice Naruto was standing/ sliding gave way and Naruto fell with a loud splash. Sasuke was caught at a crossroads. Of course he could just jump in and pull the idiot out. It's probably some joke to trick him and besides he was sick. Sasuke snorted ' weak excuse'.

Sasuke waited for Naruto to give up on his stupid prank. He was starting to get worried, how long was Naruto planning to stay down there? Glancing at the ice Sasuke noticed there were no openings the ice that gave way had flipped over. Sasuke did some familiar signals and did his 'breath of the fireball technique' before jumping in there. Swimming in the ice cold water he pulled out the blond and noticed Naruto was freezing.

Unzipping Naruto' s jacket Sasuke placed his hand in front of Naruto 's mouth noticing he could barely feel Naruto's breath. "Shit." Sasuke checked for a pulse and found one, a very faint one. Then he couldn't feel Naruto breathing, the rising in his chest slowed. . Sasuke came to only one solution. He had to give Naruto CPR. Tilting Naruto 's head back and pinching his nose, Sasuke breathed in 2 breaths. It didn't work so he started chest compressions. Placing the heel of his hand on Naruto' s chest trying to fid that blasted bone. Sasuke pushed up and down. 1...2...3..4..5..6...7...8..9..10..11...12...13...14.15.

Nothing happened so he leaned back towards Naruto 's face, breathed deep pinching Naruto 's nose back, Sasuke covered Naruto 's mouth and breathed into Naruto again. Nothing. Sasuke repeated the process again no matter how hopeless it seemed. He pinched Naruto 's nose tilting his head, lowered himself breathed deep and covered Naruto's mouth with his one breathing into the other boy. It was the same process until Naruto 's eyes fluttered and he tried to get up. Both of them were caught in a lip lock.

Neither moved they were frozen in a lip-lock. Naruto broke it off to finish coughing up all that water he swallowed. It might take a while. It gave Sasuke time to organize his thoughts; he panicked when Naruto laid there, his skin was so cold. Sasuke mentally sighed. And then was angry with himself and his teammate. He wasn't supposed to be feeling these feelings.

He vowed not to have * these * feelings till he accomplished his goals, he would destroy that man and rebuild his clan. Yet he couldn't not if he was feeling like this. It was forbidden, it was wrong, but damn. Why is it every time he was around that blonde idiot his heart would pound like crazy? Not that Naruto was a bad kisser since he was not. Naruto mentally growled where did that thought come from? He and Naruto had kissed not intentionally. It. Was. An. Accident. Though he enjoyed this kiss better than the last one.

Back to the kiss junk Sasuke sighed and Naruto glanced at him. Why did he have to taste so good? It was not right, he didn't bend /that/ way. Of course he didn't, but why then was he fighting an incredible urge not to just pounce on the blonde and taste that ramen mixed with miso again. This had to stop, he couldn't let his emotions get the best of him. Besides Naruto might not be /that/way. Sasuke internally frowned at that thought; it did get his emotions under control.

Sasuke glanced at Naruto as he saw Naruto talking, but didn't hear him. His gaze kept returning to the younger boy's lips and Sasuke fought down that urge again. It had to be because he was sick. This sickness was screwing up his emotions. How does a stupid fever cause you wanting to kiss someone? He was screwed and obsessed.



It was hopeless. It was impossible to get Sasuke 's attention where does his mind go when he's spacing out? How is it I always end up kissing this guy? And just like last time it was an accident. Unlike last time I didn't hate this kiss. It was interesting. Kuso. I am so not developing feelings for Sasuke of all people. He's my rival, my best friend that's it. I am supposed to like Sakura even if she's the furthest thing from me right now.

I felt him brushing away some of my bangs. I glanced up and now he's trying to get my attention. I really didn't notice how close we were and Sasuke scoots closer totally invading my personal space. I stare at him wondering what's he thinking. He blabbing about that blasted scroll. HA! And he says I have a one- track mind. He starts to play with my hair and I'm wondering if he doing this on purpose to annoy me even if it's not annoying me. Teasing is more like it.

Sasuke brushing away my bangs and he retracts his hands a slight touch against my skin causes me to internally wince. Somehow I can't help, but feel as if he seeing this as another challenge.

"Sasuke why were you playing with my hair?"

"I like your eyes and your hair was in the way."

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Kuso. I didn't say that. I can't believe I just blurt that out. Kuso. Kuso. Kuso. Naruto puts his hand to my forehead asking if I feel okay. I say fine. Kuso. I use my reliable excuse of the scroll and I'm about to get up since we are so close that I can even breathe in his scent. Naruto places his hand on my shoulde,r I don't turn to face him so he grabs my chin and forces me to look at him.

"Sasuke we need to talk about us."

"Us? There is no us."

"I'm talking about the scroll idiot."

"We need to find it."

"We don't have the slightest idea where it is. You're better at this then I am figure out the stupid riddle so we can get out of here. "

He lets go of my chin and I'll try t figure out the stupid riddle. Try is the keyword since I can't force myself to think of that. My mind keeps drifting back to that kiss. Kuso. I feel as I should get up, but I can't. I can't bring myself to do it and I glance at Naruto, he looks cute when he's thinking hard. Damn emotions. I just said cute. It's spreading. Oh no. I think I'm falling for this idiot.

I glance at him again and he's drawing something out in the snow. It's my name. Does that mean? So he's drawing my name. It doesn't mean a thing, it only means that my emotions are going haywire and I'm obsessed. I see him staring at me. Am I so obvious? He cups my face trying to make me face him and I notice his eyes. His eyes they look so fierce right now as if he going to make a big decision. They narrow slightly as he moves closer to me our noses are almost touching.

What is he doing? His lips turn up into a pout and I am feeling very brave right about now. I have no idea where this courage came from? Instead of pulling away like I should I place my hands on his shoulders and our stare contest continues.

Our stare contest gets a little intense while I am dealing with forces beyond my control. There's this annoying voice in the back of my head that wouldn't shut up. It saying I should just stop whining about the pros and cons about Sasuke. Its exact words were, "Shut up and kiss him." While the other voices in the back of my head are saying it's wrong I know that. What if hates me afterwards?

Our contest is still going, but I have this feeling there's more to it than a contest. I wonder why Sasuke put his hands on my shoulders. Logic sucks. I have never gone for logic. It's way to confusing. I hate logic and now the logical voices in my head won't shut up. Screw logic. I decided to go with my gut feeling since it's never wrong most of the time and I sincerely hope I don't regret this.

In one fast motion I go up close and kiss Sasuke and he's not doing anything. Kuso. I'm regretting it and I start to pull back till hands wrap around my neck pulling me closer. Sasuke is starting to kiss back.

Sorry about that I kinda figured Sasuke would never have the guts do start a relationship so I had Naruto do it.

* Noises of objects breaking, screaming, and pounding occur from the
closet *

Yusuke: Man they are still at it?

Chipmunk: Uh-huh

Yusuke: You're a ..CHIPMUNK!!! * Runs for dear life *

Chipmunk : * Removes head revealing Sato dressed up as a chipmunk. *
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