Japime is alive and typing!
Last time we left Sasuke and Naruto in the AN, they were in a closet.
They are still in a closet.
Four hours later:
Japime: You think they are stuck?
Sato:....Stuck? (O.o)
Yusuke: Eh, the door is probably jammed, I'll pick the lock.
Sato: You will not! That's mean.
Yusuke: I'll let you take pictures.
Sato: *sighs* Black mail always overcomes anything. (Ain't that right
Kakashi? He's sneaking in through the window with a camera.)
Japime: *Is eating chocolate* Disclaimer!
Disclaimer: Do I look like, I live in Japan, am successful, and have a
life? Well hell no, I don't. So go away, far away, evil lawyers of
death and doom~
"Dreaded Conflict" (of Doom) Chapter 12
Soft lips pressured against each other, as strong hands tightened
their grip. Sparks of electricity shooting thru their veins, as a
series of kisses transpired. Nothing could change /this/, this
moment, this feeling, this sweet bliss. Ecstasy. Euphoria. Rapture.
All in one. That is till a certain brunet moved his hands, from the
slender waist to the broad biceps, ......before shoving the other hard in
the mud. Without any compassion, the young heir turned swiftly, aloof
as always. Meanwhile, the mud soaked boy, looked shocked, aghast, and
bewildered.
He rose, shaking the clinging mud from his jacket, and glared at the
emotionless boy. Using his short legs, he ran up to his rival, finger
pointed accusingly. "What the hell is wrong with you!"
The impassive teammate, dismissed it, and resumed walking. The
sunshine fox, scowled, and grabbed the other's arm, forcing him to pay
attention. "I said, what is your problem?"
The taller boy turned, not impressed. "Don't touch me, dobe." And
shook off the idiot's grip. However, the blond wouldn't back down.
Frowning, "Hello! We have to find the scroll, and I'm not going to
fail cause you're being a jerk."
"Fine." He replied, and rubbed nonexistent germs from his mouth, "Also
you kiss sloppily dead-last."
The blond fumed, muttering a "like you could do better' under his
breath. The brunet arched an eyebrow, with an "oh really" expression.
As the golden-haired boy continued to seethe in his mind, the sneaky
heir crept down on the preoccupied fox. And accidentally bumped noses.
"Owww! Okay I get it, I can't kiss, you didn't have to break my nose!"
"I wasn't trying to do that, moron!"
"Then what were you trying to do?"
"Kiss you."
"Well then it looks like you suck worse than I do!"
An irritated look crossed the raven-haired ninja, scowling at the
defeat. He grabbed the other's chin, and pulled them into another
kiss. The forceful kiss soften slightly, as an interesting instinct
awoke in the brunet's mind. Smirking inwardly, with this new idea in
his head, he nipped the loud mouth's lower lip. Amused, at the sounds
coming from the younger boy's throat; the dark-eyed pre-teen deepened
the kiss. TO say the least, he was surprised with the results.
Regrettably he pulled back, a half-smirk forming, at the fox's
reaction to the now thrice-kiss.
Meanwhile a mysterious figure, watched them from a far, eyes narrowed.
[ Sometime later] Naruto's POV
Note to self: check and see if there are two Sasukes. That or maybe he
has issues or something. Because an hour ago, he like "Ha! I kiss
better than you" and now he's like " I don't have time to baby sit
idiots." He hasn't even mentioned the kiss, I am not trying to remind
him of it or anything. We all know I'm the better kisser. Wait, ahhhhh
Uchiha cooties. ..................Okay so maybe it wasn't /that/ bad.
We are heading home right now, separate homes. Not each other's
houses! Bah, like Sasuke would even invite me over. He's such a jerk.
Anyway we got the scroll, it was found inside this hollow tree, which
I saw it first.
It could be a sickness, maybe people go all happy to bitter in 60
minutes. I call it 'the Sasuke disease'. Neat huh? Now, he's ranting,
yes ranting on about the kiss. Which I haven't said anything about,
funny how the only time he's talking, is when he's insulting someone.
Namely me. Uchiha needs therapy. Fast. Besides he /did/ kiss back.
So he's saying stuff like he only kissed me to shut me up, and I
/still/ couldn't top his. More junk, "Don't tell anybody", please like
who am I going to tell? Wait, I could tell Sakura. Hold on, she would
beat me up. Crap.
He he. I'm not even listening to him, and he's getting all annoyed for
a change. Yep, he's gone back to being bastard -Sasuke, worship-me-
even-though-I-don't-need-anyone. We're in Kohana now, and we live on
different sides of town, so he gives the I-don't-care wave. Feh. I
give him the sign.
[Switch POV] Sasuke's POV
I returned the scroll, whether it contained (it wasn't Jutsus so I
really didn't care) , to Kakashi and headed home. It still hasn't
left, this feeling. I hate it. A ninja is not suppose to have any
emotions, that's why Naruto can not be a ninja. He's too much. Too
hyper. Too loud. Too stupid. Too happy. Too him. The antithesis of a
ninja.
I decided to train till it got darker, and then mediate. How is it,
only him, can invoke these things, these feelings? I need to be
emotionless, the more the better. I have to kill my brother, and I
can't let a petty thing like "feelings", stand in my way.
Throwing a few kunais from my holster, I smirk as they hit their
target, perfectly. This time, I throw some shirukens, and frown as
they miss the tree completely.
"Having problems, Sasuke?"
I know that voice, I turn around, and attempt a kick, to separate the
proximity between us. Of course, he avoids it entirely.
"You know, sometimes having too much on your mind, can affect your
fighting abilities. It's best not to let , your emotions bottle
up."
I ignore him, what does he know. He's killed before, emotions are weak
and useless.
" Does this have anything to do with Naruto?"
I stiffen before replying, "Of course not, why would I care about the
dobe?"
Kakashi dismissed it with a wave of his gloved hand, " You should care
he's your teammate. "
Teamwork again. Is that all he preaches? Hn.
"Caring won't help finish missions."
"But they save you and help you get through them." Ha. Always with a
comeback.
"I don't need them. I don't need anyone."
"Sasuke, I have seen people walk the same revenge path, you're
walking. They became so full of hate, they could never go back to
life. They ended up killing themselves after they completed their
goals. Is that what you want your end to be? "
"That won't happen to me."
"Okay, what will you do after you "kill" that man?"
Crap, he has me there. I don't answer, it's not like he's surprised.
"You shouldn't be ashamed of what you're feeling. "
"I am NOT feeling anything."
He shrugged, turning on a heel, before stating, " don't let your hate
consume you." And he was gone.
Hn. Like I need his help. Tomorrow everything will be the same;
Kakashi will still be a perverted late sensei, Naruto will still be a
moron, Sakura will still be Sakura, and I will still being apathetic.
Nothing will be changed. Hopefully these "whatevers" I'm feeling will
be gone. Now time for some mediation for unwanted thoughts.
TBC [I know the chapter is short, don't hate me!]
Wow, look another chapter, and what has it been a year
already. Damn, it feels like such a long time, since I wrote this. But
for anyone wanting to know, where' s this set up after. It's set up
after the Haku Arc, after that it's completely AUish. Anyway I will
finish this story, no matter how shitty it becomes. It's like my goal
right now, with my quartet-damned Writer's Block. Hope you enjoyed
it, and I know my style has changed, ruining this story.
Sorry!
Yusuke: Damn it! My pick broke. *Sulks*
Sato: *Pouts before bringing out a sledge hammer* MOVE IT!
Door: .......Oh the agony oh the agony! (Can doors talk? ) *CRACK*
Audience peers into closet. (You know you want to!) And discovers
Sasuke and Naruto in an *Cough* awkward position.......only to find out
that they are doppelgangers. (Who wanted to get some too.)
Security Cam: *Sasuke half drags/ half kisses Naruto into the closet,
and has....hand cuffs?
Audience mauls Kakashi, takes pictures, and discovers Kakashi has
turned into a log.
The weirdness, but lovable Shounen Ai continues!
Last time we left Sasuke and Naruto in the AN, they were in a closet.
They are still in a closet.
Four hours later:
Japime: You think they are stuck?
Sato:....Stuck? (O.o)
Yusuke: Eh, the door is probably jammed, I'll pick the lock.
Sato: You will not! That's mean.
Yusuke: I'll let you take pictures.
Sato: *sighs* Black mail always overcomes anything. (Ain't that right
Kakashi? He's sneaking in through the window with a camera.)
Japime: *Is eating chocolate* Disclaimer!
Disclaimer: Do I look like, I live in Japan, am successful, and have a
life? Well hell no, I don't. So go away, far away, evil lawyers of
death and doom~
"Dreaded Conflict" (of Doom) Chapter 12
Soft lips pressured against each other, as strong hands tightened
their grip. Sparks of electricity shooting thru their veins, as a
series of kisses transpired. Nothing could change /this/, this
moment, this feeling, this sweet bliss. Ecstasy. Euphoria. Rapture.
All in one. That is till a certain brunet moved his hands, from the
slender waist to the broad biceps, ......before shoving the other hard in
the mud. Without any compassion, the young heir turned swiftly, aloof
as always. Meanwhile, the mud soaked boy, looked shocked, aghast, and
bewildered.
He rose, shaking the clinging mud from his jacket, and glared at the
emotionless boy. Using his short legs, he ran up to his rival, finger
pointed accusingly. "What the hell is wrong with you!"
The impassive teammate, dismissed it, and resumed walking. The
sunshine fox, scowled, and grabbed the other's arm, forcing him to pay
attention. "I said, what is your problem?"
The taller boy turned, not impressed. "Don't touch me, dobe." And
shook off the idiot's grip. However, the blond wouldn't back down.
Frowning, "Hello! We have to find the scroll, and I'm not going to
fail cause you're being a jerk."
"Fine." He replied, and rubbed nonexistent germs from his mouth, "Also
you kiss sloppily dead-last."
The blond fumed, muttering a "like you could do better' under his
breath. The brunet arched an eyebrow, with an "oh really" expression.
As the golden-haired boy continued to seethe in his mind, the sneaky
heir crept down on the preoccupied fox. And accidentally bumped noses.
"Owww! Okay I get it, I can't kiss, you didn't have to break my nose!"
"I wasn't trying to do that, moron!"
"Then what were you trying to do?"
"Kiss you."
"Well then it looks like you suck worse than I do!"
An irritated look crossed the raven-haired ninja, scowling at the
defeat. He grabbed the other's chin, and pulled them into another
kiss. The forceful kiss soften slightly, as an interesting instinct
awoke in the brunet's mind. Smirking inwardly, with this new idea in
his head, he nipped the loud mouth's lower lip. Amused, at the sounds
coming from the younger boy's throat; the dark-eyed pre-teen deepened
the kiss. TO say the least, he was surprised with the results.
Regrettably he pulled back, a half-smirk forming, at the fox's
reaction to the now thrice-kiss.
Meanwhile a mysterious figure, watched them from a far, eyes narrowed.
[ Sometime later] Naruto's POV
Note to self: check and see if there are two Sasukes. That or maybe he
has issues or something. Because an hour ago, he like "Ha! I kiss
better than you" and now he's like " I don't have time to baby sit
idiots." He hasn't even mentioned the kiss, I am not trying to remind
him of it or anything. We all know I'm the better kisser. Wait, ahhhhh
Uchiha cooties. ..................Okay so maybe it wasn't /that/ bad.
We are heading home right now, separate homes. Not each other's
houses! Bah, like Sasuke would even invite me over. He's such a jerk.
Anyway we got the scroll, it was found inside this hollow tree, which
I saw it first.
It could be a sickness, maybe people go all happy to bitter in 60
minutes. I call it 'the Sasuke disease'. Neat huh? Now, he's ranting,
yes ranting on about the kiss. Which I haven't said anything about,
funny how the only time he's talking, is when he's insulting someone.
Namely me. Uchiha needs therapy. Fast. Besides he /did/ kiss back.
So he's saying stuff like he only kissed me to shut me up, and I
/still/ couldn't top his. More junk, "Don't tell anybody", please like
who am I going to tell? Wait, I could tell Sakura. Hold on, she would
beat me up. Crap.
He he. I'm not even listening to him, and he's getting all annoyed for
a change. Yep, he's gone back to being bastard -Sasuke, worship-me-
even-though-I-don't-need-anyone. We're in Kohana now, and we live on
different sides of town, so he gives the I-don't-care wave. Feh. I
give him the sign.
[Switch POV] Sasuke's POV
I returned the scroll, whether it contained (it wasn't Jutsus so I
really didn't care) , to Kakashi and headed home. It still hasn't
left, this feeling. I hate it. A ninja is not suppose to have any
emotions, that's why Naruto can not be a ninja. He's too much. Too
hyper. Too loud. Too stupid. Too happy. Too him. The antithesis of a
ninja.
I decided to train till it got darker, and then mediate. How is it,
only him, can invoke these things, these feelings? I need to be
emotionless, the more the better. I have to kill my brother, and I
can't let a petty thing like "feelings", stand in my way.
Throwing a few kunais from my holster, I smirk as they hit their
target, perfectly. This time, I throw some shirukens, and frown as
they miss the tree completely.
"Having problems, Sasuke?"
I know that voice, I turn around, and attempt a kick, to separate the
proximity between us. Of course, he avoids it entirely.
"You know, sometimes having too much on your mind, can affect your
fighting abilities. It's best not to let , your emotions bottle
up."
I ignore him, what does he know. He's killed before, emotions are weak
and useless.
" Does this have anything to do with Naruto?"
I stiffen before replying, "Of course not, why would I care about the
dobe?"
Kakashi dismissed it with a wave of his gloved hand, " You should care
he's your teammate. "
Teamwork again. Is that all he preaches? Hn.
"Caring won't help finish missions."
"But they save you and help you get through them." Ha. Always with a
comeback.
"I don't need them. I don't need anyone."
"Sasuke, I have seen people walk the same revenge path, you're
walking. They became so full of hate, they could never go back to
life. They ended up killing themselves after they completed their
goals. Is that what you want your end to be? "
"That won't happen to me."
"Okay, what will you do after you "kill" that man?"
Crap, he has me there. I don't answer, it's not like he's surprised.
"You shouldn't be ashamed of what you're feeling. "
"I am NOT feeling anything."
He shrugged, turning on a heel, before stating, " don't let your hate
consume you." And he was gone.
Hn. Like I need his help. Tomorrow everything will be the same;
Kakashi will still be a perverted late sensei, Naruto will still be a
moron, Sakura will still be Sakura, and I will still being apathetic.
Nothing will be changed. Hopefully these "whatevers" I'm feeling will
be gone. Now time for some mediation for unwanted thoughts.
TBC [I know the chapter is short, don't hate me!]
Wow, look another chapter, and what has it been a year
already. Damn, it feels like such a long time, since I wrote this. But
for anyone wanting to know, where' s this set up after. It's set up
after the Haku Arc, after that it's completely AUish. Anyway I will
finish this story, no matter how shitty it becomes. It's like my goal
right now, with my quartet-damned Writer's Block. Hope you enjoyed
it, and I know my style has changed, ruining this story.
Sorry!
Yusuke: Damn it! My pick broke. *Sulks*
Sato: *Pouts before bringing out a sledge hammer* MOVE IT!
Door: .......Oh the agony oh the agony! (Can doors talk? ) *CRACK*
Audience peers into closet. (You know you want to!) And discovers
Sasuke and Naruto in an *Cough* awkward position.......only to find out
that they are doppelgangers. (Who wanted to get some too.)
Security Cam: *Sasuke half drags/ half kisses Naruto into the closet,
and has....hand cuffs?
Audience mauls Kakashi, takes pictures, and discovers Kakashi has
turned into a log.
The weirdness, but lovable Shounen Ai continues!