Thankies for the reviews for the first chappy!^^ This chappy's really
short, but I wanted to put one up by today. I also have another ficcy
going, so it may take a while for updates, sorry. Anyways, enjoy!-^___^-
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sora solemnly stood in the center of the room in anguish, reflecting on the past events. What was going on? Would he ever see his friends again? From the other end of the chamber Ansem leaned against a wall grinning with amusement. Some seemed to be on his mind also. Something very...nautical. A sudden yell interrupted both their thoughts. They looked up and saw the guy from Bruce Almighty running toward them.
"I've got the power," Bruce sung in a high-pitched tone. He stopped running and in one quick movement, flung off his clothes and stood in a diving position as if he was about to dive into water. Then, in slow motion, he flew away.
"I'm glad that's over," Sora sighed with relief.
"Hey Sora!" greeted a voice from behind him. His knew this voice was none other than Kairi's. As he turned around, his face filled with shock and horror. It was Kairi, but apparently she had gained about 200 pounds, her eyes were bulging out and she was wearing a sumo wrestling outfit.
"Wanna' make out?" she giggled.
"Uh, um," Sora's heart was beating so fast he felt it would explode-he had to get away from this big boar. "Kairi, please go away."
"Ok Sora," Kairi said as she spontanouesly combusted.
"Owwww!" a voice rang throughout the chamber immediately after Kairi's explosion. Ansem and Sora both knew this voice and hated it. They knew who had just entered the room-Michael Jackson.
"NOOOOO!!!" Ansem and Sora cried in unison as they covered their ears, preparing for the worst.
"ABC's," he sung, "Easy as 123's, Do re me..."
"We've gotta' stop him!" Sora yelled over Michael's singing.
"But how?" Ansem pondered.
"Use the force," Yoda suggested.
"Huh? Where'd you come from?" Sora asked.
"Sora," Donald said as he agily flew from the ceiling, "You ugly piece of shit!"
"Sora!" yelled Goofy.
"Sora!" yelled Mickey.
"Sora!" yelled Jasmine.
"Sweden!" yelled Moby Dick.
Miraculously, a bar of chocolate fell in front of Sora and he ate it. Michael Jackson saw this and ran away crying.
"Oh no!" said Sora, "I just realised something."
"What?" asked Ansem.
I have to use the bathroom reeeally bad!"
Without warning, techno music began playing and Sora unzipped his pants, pissing all over Ansem including his face and open mouth. When Sora stopped using the bathroom, the music ended.
"Mmmm tastes like chicken," said Ansem licking his lips.
"Sorry, Ansem, but nature called." Sora smiled. "You can pee on me too!"
"Okay!" This time classical music started playing as Ansem pissed on Sora.
~*one hour later*~
Finally, Ansem was finished using the bathroom on Sora. And now, actually, the entire chamber was flooded with urine.
"YAAAY!" jubilated Sora as he swam through the urine, "You sure do have a big, ummm...thing!"
"Why, thankyou," ackknowledged Ansem, "But we have to clean this mess up now.
"Allow me," Malificent said as she took out a straw and put it in the urine, drinking it in several gulps. "Lot's of Vitamin C," she informed.
Suddenly Sora and Ansem were both clean.
"Ansem," Sora said.
"Sora," Ansem said.
"Ansem."
"Sora."
"Ansem."
"Sora."
"Ansem."
"Fluffy," said Hagrid.
"You're a mean one Mr.Grinch," a deep voice from out of nowhere began to sing, "You really are a seal. You're as cuddly as a cactus..." Sora ran over to a random cactus and hugged it. "You're as slimey as an eel..." Flotsam and Jetsam flew out of the sky and fell onto Sora's head. "Mr.Griiiinch!" As if on key, the Grinch came out of nowhere and started shaking his ass in Riku and Ansem's faces. Ansem smiled with delight, as if he was enjoying it.
"EWWW!" Sora snorted with disgust, slapping the Grinch. This caused the Grinch to run away screaming, "Triple A Battery and assault! Triple A Battery and assault!"
Sephiroth ran in the room wearing Aerith's pink clothes. "Oh boys," he said in a high-pitched voice like a girl, "Lalalalalalalalaaaaaa! Tee-hee- hee!"
"Bloody hell," came a voice from the ceiling. Everyone looked up to see Captain Hook , wearing Tifa's clothes and floating in the air above them somehow. Letting out a loud scream, he fell on Sora.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I hope you liked this chappy. I filled it with lot's of random stuff since that's what most people seem to like. I'll try to add another chappy soon, so please review! Atonohou! -^___^-
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Sora solemnly stood in the center of the room in anguish, reflecting on the past events. What was going on? Would he ever see his friends again? From the other end of the chamber Ansem leaned against a wall grinning with amusement. Some seemed to be on his mind also. Something very...nautical. A sudden yell interrupted both their thoughts. They looked up and saw the guy from Bruce Almighty running toward them.
"I've got the power," Bruce sung in a high-pitched tone. He stopped running and in one quick movement, flung off his clothes and stood in a diving position as if he was about to dive into water. Then, in slow motion, he flew away.
"I'm glad that's over," Sora sighed with relief.
"Hey Sora!" greeted a voice from behind him. His knew this voice was none other than Kairi's. As he turned around, his face filled with shock and horror. It was Kairi, but apparently she had gained about 200 pounds, her eyes were bulging out and she was wearing a sumo wrestling outfit.
"Wanna' make out?" she giggled.
"Uh, um," Sora's heart was beating so fast he felt it would explode-he had to get away from this big boar. "Kairi, please go away."
"Ok Sora," Kairi said as she spontanouesly combusted.
"Owwww!" a voice rang throughout the chamber immediately after Kairi's explosion. Ansem and Sora both knew this voice and hated it. They knew who had just entered the room-Michael Jackson.
"NOOOOO!!!" Ansem and Sora cried in unison as they covered their ears, preparing for the worst.
"ABC's," he sung, "Easy as 123's, Do re me..."
"We've gotta' stop him!" Sora yelled over Michael's singing.
"But how?" Ansem pondered.
"Use the force," Yoda suggested.
"Huh? Where'd you come from?" Sora asked.
"Sora," Donald said as he agily flew from the ceiling, "You ugly piece of shit!"
"Sora!" yelled Goofy.
"Sora!" yelled Mickey.
"Sora!" yelled Jasmine.
"Sweden!" yelled Moby Dick.
Miraculously, a bar of chocolate fell in front of Sora and he ate it. Michael Jackson saw this and ran away crying.
"Oh no!" said Sora, "I just realised something."
"What?" asked Ansem.
I have to use the bathroom reeeally bad!"
Without warning, techno music began playing and Sora unzipped his pants, pissing all over Ansem including his face and open mouth. When Sora stopped using the bathroom, the music ended.
"Mmmm tastes like chicken," said Ansem licking his lips.
"Sorry, Ansem, but nature called." Sora smiled. "You can pee on me too!"
"Okay!" This time classical music started playing as Ansem pissed on Sora.
~*one hour later*~
Finally, Ansem was finished using the bathroom on Sora. And now, actually, the entire chamber was flooded with urine.
"YAAAY!" jubilated Sora as he swam through the urine, "You sure do have a big, ummm...thing!"
"Why, thankyou," ackknowledged Ansem, "But we have to clean this mess up now.
"Allow me," Malificent said as she took out a straw and put it in the urine, drinking it in several gulps. "Lot's of Vitamin C," she informed.
Suddenly Sora and Ansem were both clean.
"Ansem," Sora said.
"Sora," Ansem said.
"Ansem."
"Sora."
"Ansem."
"Sora."
"Ansem."
"Fluffy," said Hagrid.
"You're a mean one Mr.Grinch," a deep voice from out of nowhere began to sing, "You really are a seal. You're as cuddly as a cactus..." Sora ran over to a random cactus and hugged it. "You're as slimey as an eel..." Flotsam and Jetsam flew out of the sky and fell onto Sora's head. "Mr.Griiiinch!" As if on key, the Grinch came out of nowhere and started shaking his ass in Riku and Ansem's faces. Ansem smiled with delight, as if he was enjoying it.
"EWWW!" Sora snorted with disgust, slapping the Grinch. This caused the Grinch to run away screaming, "Triple A Battery and assault! Triple A Battery and assault!"
Sephiroth ran in the room wearing Aerith's pink clothes. "Oh boys," he said in a high-pitched voice like a girl, "Lalalalalalalalaaaaaa! Tee-hee- hee!"
"Bloody hell," came a voice from the ceiling. Everyone looked up to see Captain Hook , wearing Tifa's clothes and floating in the air above them somehow. Letting out a loud scream, he fell on Sora.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I hope you liked this chappy. I filled it with lot's of random stuff since that's what most people seem to like. I'll try to add another chappy soon, so please review! Atonohou! -^___^-