It's been a reeeally long time since I added a chappy, but I've been busy
writing my other fictions and fanfics. Sorry! ^^' Anyways, here's the
next chappy.
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"How do you do today?" Ansem said to Sora, his eyes fixed on him in a cold gaze. A devilish expression made of mischeviousness filled his face.
"Well I~" Sora was interrupted by a sharp shrill coming from one of the shadowed corners of the room.
Without warning, Spike and Jet popped out of the corner and began tap dancing while singing 'The Real Folk Blues'. Sora and Ansem noticed that they both wore Faye's clothing. After a few minutes, the intriguing performance ended.
"So how'd you like our song?" smirked Spike with a dramatic bow.
"I...I, uh," Sora mummbled, trying to avoid telling them what he really though about it-that it was very intimidating and sloppy.
"I SAID," Spike smiled, pointing a gun to Sora, "How'd you like our song?"
"I thought it was great," he lied.
"Bang," Spike said. Then he turned into a snake and flew into Jet's ears, never to be seen again.
"Well that was delicious," Jet said.
'Better than your cooking,' an echo of Spike's voice floated in the air.
"However," Nemo's father interrupted, "The probabilites of you becoming a swordfish are quite interesting. In fact astounding by which means of possibilities and assumptions where 'a=b' and 'b=a' are when the~"
"ENOUGH!" Ansem shouted to the small fish, his glare piercing the clownfish like a blade, "You will bow before me, your new lord and master, now. Bow! Bow, I say!"
"I'm a fish," Nemo began to sing, "I'm a fish outta' waaater..."
"And I'm a Sora out of water," said Riku.
"No, you're a Riku out of water," corrected Sora.
"I'm Mr.Potatoe Head," smiled Woody.
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me," sang Mike from Monsters Inc.
"Golly gee," squeeked Mickey Mouse, "I gotta save my fuzzy leopard spotted thong now! So, uh...I guess I'll just be seein' ya'll later on, then. See ya' folks!" And with that, Mickey vanished into thin air.
"Good lord," a cloaked figure in a black trenchcoat approacked Sora slowly, walking toward him as if he had all the time in the world. A yellow glint where his left eye should be emitted from the darkness of the hood shrouding his face.
"Hey, you're the guy from KH 2," Sora said.
"No," corrected the cloaked figure. Sora could make out a anticipated grin. Abruptly, the man folded back his hood, revealing his true self. Sora and Ansem's jaws dropped as they saw who it was.
"John Goodman!?" Ansem gasped, and attempted to hold back a laugh.
"Howdy," John grinned with a wave of his hand.
"You know, you look a lot thinner," noted Sora.
"Oh, well I've lost a few pounds," explained John with a pat to his stomach, "Jenny Craige and a Slim-fast diet." John chuckled, then belched loudly, shaking the entire room.
"Hmph," snorted Ansem, "That's quite chaotic."
"A new day of soggyness lies ahead of me!" exclaimed Snape with a wide frown as he hurried toward Sora and Ansem.
"That's great," congratulated Sora and shook Snape's hand, "It's wonderful doing business with you."
"This world's goin' to tha' dogs," said Riku.
"I gooot the bluuuues," Ansem sang as he played a piano dramatically. The spotlight poured on him as everyone in the world watched his performance in awe and wonder.
"Hi," Tenchi smiled and began running in circles around the room while pouring a gallon of peanut butter all over his body.
"Get off my planet, you potatoe-munchers!" yelled Harry Potter. With a wave of his wand, he turned into a venus fly trap and spontaneously combusted.
"YAAAAY!!!" Hagrid farted as he sneezed a thousand frogs.
"Kermit THE frog here," Kermit said. This caught everyone's attention. "I will be auctioning off Riku and Cloud at the concession stand, so follow me please."
Everyone followed Kermit to a small green booth with green balloons. Behind it were two large animal cages-one containing a sedated Riku and the other containing a down-to-earth Cloud wearing small sunglasses and reading a book titled 'Dealing With Anger'.
Then the world exploded.
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Okie-dokie, that's all for this chappy. It wasn't very funny but I hope you enjoyed it, and I'll be adding the next chappy shortly.
Atonohou! -^_____^-
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"How do you do today?" Ansem said to Sora, his eyes fixed on him in a cold gaze. A devilish expression made of mischeviousness filled his face.
"Well I~" Sora was interrupted by a sharp shrill coming from one of the shadowed corners of the room.
Without warning, Spike and Jet popped out of the corner and began tap dancing while singing 'The Real Folk Blues'. Sora and Ansem noticed that they both wore Faye's clothing. After a few minutes, the intriguing performance ended.
"So how'd you like our song?" smirked Spike with a dramatic bow.
"I...I, uh," Sora mummbled, trying to avoid telling them what he really though about it-that it was very intimidating and sloppy.
"I SAID," Spike smiled, pointing a gun to Sora, "How'd you like our song?"
"I thought it was great," he lied.
"Bang," Spike said. Then he turned into a snake and flew into Jet's ears, never to be seen again.
"Well that was delicious," Jet said.
'Better than your cooking,' an echo of Spike's voice floated in the air.
"However," Nemo's father interrupted, "The probabilites of you becoming a swordfish are quite interesting. In fact astounding by which means of possibilities and assumptions where 'a=b' and 'b=a' are when the~"
"ENOUGH!" Ansem shouted to the small fish, his glare piercing the clownfish like a blade, "You will bow before me, your new lord and master, now. Bow! Bow, I say!"
"I'm a fish," Nemo began to sing, "I'm a fish outta' waaater..."
"And I'm a Sora out of water," said Riku.
"No, you're a Riku out of water," corrected Sora.
"I'm Mr.Potatoe Head," smiled Woody.
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me," sang Mike from Monsters Inc.
"Golly gee," squeeked Mickey Mouse, "I gotta save my fuzzy leopard spotted thong now! So, uh...I guess I'll just be seein' ya'll later on, then. See ya' folks!" And with that, Mickey vanished into thin air.
"Good lord," a cloaked figure in a black trenchcoat approacked Sora slowly, walking toward him as if he had all the time in the world. A yellow glint where his left eye should be emitted from the darkness of the hood shrouding his face.
"Hey, you're the guy from KH 2," Sora said.
"No," corrected the cloaked figure. Sora could make out a anticipated grin. Abruptly, the man folded back his hood, revealing his true self. Sora and Ansem's jaws dropped as they saw who it was.
"John Goodman!?" Ansem gasped, and attempted to hold back a laugh.
"Howdy," John grinned with a wave of his hand.
"You know, you look a lot thinner," noted Sora.
"Oh, well I've lost a few pounds," explained John with a pat to his stomach, "Jenny Craige and a Slim-fast diet." John chuckled, then belched loudly, shaking the entire room.
"Hmph," snorted Ansem, "That's quite chaotic."
"A new day of soggyness lies ahead of me!" exclaimed Snape with a wide frown as he hurried toward Sora and Ansem.
"That's great," congratulated Sora and shook Snape's hand, "It's wonderful doing business with you."
"This world's goin' to tha' dogs," said Riku.
"I gooot the bluuuues," Ansem sang as he played a piano dramatically. The spotlight poured on him as everyone in the world watched his performance in awe and wonder.
"Hi," Tenchi smiled and began running in circles around the room while pouring a gallon of peanut butter all over his body.
"Get off my planet, you potatoe-munchers!" yelled Harry Potter. With a wave of his wand, he turned into a venus fly trap and spontaneously combusted.
"YAAAAY!!!" Hagrid farted as he sneezed a thousand frogs.
"Kermit THE frog here," Kermit said. This caught everyone's attention. "I will be auctioning off Riku and Cloud at the concession stand, so follow me please."
Everyone followed Kermit to a small green booth with green balloons. Behind it were two large animal cages-one containing a sedated Riku and the other containing a down-to-earth Cloud wearing small sunglasses and reading a book titled 'Dealing With Anger'.
Then the world exploded.
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Okie-dokie, that's all for this chappy. It wasn't very funny but I hope you enjoyed it, and I'll be adding the next chappy shortly.
Atonohou! -^_____^-