Alrighty, well, ummm...thankies for the reviews. And especially thankies
to Orpheum for giving me the Felix idea. Okies, enjoy this chappy! ^^'
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"Hey Soraaaa," Ansem smirked at the chocolate-haired boy.
Sora balanced on his hands, upside-down, and quickly made his way to Ansem.
"Yeah?"
"You want a Market Fresh Roast Beef Sandwhich?"
"I love you, Ansem," Sora said and gave the white-haired man his trademark grin.
Silence fell upon the room for the following billion years.
~*After the Apocalypse*~
Sora stood behind a counter shaped like a small boat. Next to him stood Ansem.
"Welcome to the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby patty-or shall I say, CRAPPY patty?" welcomed Sora to the readers, "May I take your order?"
"Yes, ummm........." Felix, from Golden Sun, spoke, "I'll have the Super Duper Ultra Double Deluxe Mega Whopper Combo Piglet Meal with a large Dr.Pepper and Mini Ren and Stimpie butts."
"Sooo," configured Sora, "That'll be one Super Duper Ultra Deluxe~"
His voice was suddenly cut off by an abrupt screaming coming from one of the corners of the room. From the depths of the Underworld, emerged the authoress, running like a maniac towards Felix.
"I love you, Felix!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs, damaging everyone's eardrums.
"..." Felix was shocked as he was glomped by the authoress. Then she spontaneously combusted.
Without warning, Sora suddenly began eating a slice of anchovie-covered pizza like a demolished monster, and looked at Felix.
"Heeey, wait a minute," Sora said slowly, "You have brown hair like me. ^o^"
"Coolies!" Felix exclaimed with a bright smile filling his face. With ecstatic joy, he banged his head against Sora's.
"We are now bretheren by honor," Sora said as he punched Felix's shoulder.
For some reason, Sora was suddenly dressed as a bride, Felix as a groom, and Leon as a preacher.
"You may now kiss the bride," informed Leon solemnly.
"Yay!" exclaimed Felix. Then he caught on fire and exploded.
"Brother!" Sora cried in dismay.
"Brother," Neo said slowly, "I misconcepted a glitch in a the Matrix."
"What?" asked the Oracle.
"I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back//Chiliiii's baby back ribs," Neo sang. Then he started doing the robot. (AN: I got this idea from the MTV movie awards).
"Hmmm...let me try that," grinned Riku, chewing on Sora's hair.
"Hey Captain Hook!" called Sora, bouncing toward him, "Wanna' play some Dance Dance Revolution?"
"What's that?" Hook asked as he watched Sora take out two weird platform- looking things.
"You'll see."
Sora stepped on one of them, and Hook did the same.Without warning, a screen in front of them appeared and soggy music began playing. Sora kicked Hook's ass since all Hook was doing was 'the monkey' the entire time.
"Oodles of noodles," slurped Largo as he visciously threw a PS2 at Piro.
Morpheus ran into the room screaming like a balloon, then jumped through the ceiling.
"Assume responsibility for yourself," Auron called after him.
"Sp33k l33t?" questioned Largo.
"Anyone wanna' buy some opium?" said Ansem rather slowly as he took a long whiff of pot, "Haaaaa...haaaaa...haaaaa. Hey Sora." He looked over at Sora, his eyes glazed over. "Ever seen a gun?" Ansem handed the blue-eyed boy a revolver (AN: I'm not sure what that is), and the fun began.
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Again, it wasn't that long, but I've been lazy. Sorry!^^' But now that I've finished all my other ficcys, I should have updates for this one a lot more frequently.
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"Hey Soraaaa," Ansem smirked at the chocolate-haired boy.
Sora balanced on his hands, upside-down, and quickly made his way to Ansem.
"Yeah?"
"You want a Market Fresh Roast Beef Sandwhich?"
"I love you, Ansem," Sora said and gave the white-haired man his trademark grin.
Silence fell upon the room for the following billion years.
~*After the Apocalypse*~
Sora stood behind a counter shaped like a small boat. Next to him stood Ansem.
"Welcome to the Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby patty-or shall I say, CRAPPY patty?" welcomed Sora to the readers, "May I take your order?"
"Yes, ummm........." Felix, from Golden Sun, spoke, "I'll have the Super Duper Ultra Double Deluxe Mega Whopper Combo Piglet Meal with a large Dr.Pepper and Mini Ren and Stimpie butts."
"Sooo," configured Sora, "That'll be one Super Duper Ultra Deluxe~"
His voice was suddenly cut off by an abrupt screaming coming from one of the corners of the room. From the depths of the Underworld, emerged the authoress, running like a maniac towards Felix.
"I love you, Felix!!!" she screamed at the top of her lungs, damaging everyone's eardrums.
"..." Felix was shocked as he was glomped by the authoress. Then she spontaneously combusted.
Without warning, Sora suddenly began eating a slice of anchovie-covered pizza like a demolished monster, and looked at Felix.
"Heeey, wait a minute," Sora said slowly, "You have brown hair like me. ^o^"
"Coolies!" Felix exclaimed with a bright smile filling his face. With ecstatic joy, he banged his head against Sora's.
"We are now bretheren by honor," Sora said as he punched Felix's shoulder.
For some reason, Sora was suddenly dressed as a bride, Felix as a groom, and Leon as a preacher.
"You may now kiss the bride," informed Leon solemnly.
"Yay!" exclaimed Felix. Then he caught on fire and exploded.
"Brother!" Sora cried in dismay.
"Brother," Neo said slowly, "I misconcepted a glitch in a the Matrix."
"What?" asked the Oracle.
"I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back//Chiliiii's baby back ribs," Neo sang. Then he started doing the robot. (AN: I got this idea from the MTV movie awards).
"Hmmm...let me try that," grinned Riku, chewing on Sora's hair.
"Hey Captain Hook!" called Sora, bouncing toward him, "Wanna' play some Dance Dance Revolution?"
"What's that?" Hook asked as he watched Sora take out two weird platform- looking things.
"You'll see."
Sora stepped on one of them, and Hook did the same.Without warning, a screen in front of them appeared and soggy music began playing. Sora kicked Hook's ass since all Hook was doing was 'the monkey' the entire time.
"Oodles of noodles," slurped Largo as he visciously threw a PS2 at Piro.
Morpheus ran into the room screaming like a balloon, then jumped through the ceiling.
"Assume responsibility for yourself," Auron called after him.
"Sp33k l33t?" questioned Largo.
"Anyone wanna' buy some opium?" said Ansem rather slowly as he took a long whiff of pot, "Haaaaa...haaaaa...haaaaa. Hey Sora." He looked over at Sora, his eyes glazed over. "Ever seen a gun?" Ansem handed the blue-eyed boy a revolver (AN: I'm not sure what that is), and the fun began.
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Again, it wasn't that long, but I've been lazy. Sorry!^^' But now that I've finished all my other ficcys, I should have updates for this one a lot more frequently.