I'm baaack. Yes! After several months of absence, I've finally decided to
update again. -^^- Oh my.........who knows horrors await our heroes (and
linguistically–challenged villain) in this chapter. Many,many Moogles,
perhaps? Well, hurry up and read to find out! Or leave and have your leg
chewed off by a vacant bisexual Chocobo. Enjoy! ^___~
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Sora sat on the castle's porch, gazing with nostalgia at the never-ending gold and fuchsia heavens. His eyes were livid with the painful memories of the past. A single tear fell across his cheek.
"It's gone," he muttered to himself, biting his lip, "It's all gone. Forever........."
"What's gone?" Ansem asked casually.
"That.........that room that our journey started in."
"Ohhh, that?" Ansem smiled, and, nodding his head understandingly, he placed a hand on the boy's shoulder, "The authoress got tired of it, and so the rest of the story will take place in Hollow Bastion."
"I see."
"The room may be gone," snarled a deep, solemn, voice from behind the two, "But I'm not."
Sora and Ansem spun around, and saw who this voice belonged to. It was none other than George Bush himself. But it wasn't as much of George as you might think-this George Bush has the power to unlock people's hearts. Observe!
"If you vote for me as president, then I promise to engage in as many wars as one President can, suppress the powers of the people as much as possible, and~"
Before George could utter another word, Al Gore slapped him upside his head with a piano and they flew to the moon.
"I'm not listening," Sora sang, covering his ears, "I'm not listening, lalalaaa!"
"Oh don't start with me," Riku gasped, running out of breath.
Suddenly, for no reason at all, an overweight girl, with long black hair and dark gothic-like clothes ran toward Sora, and fell off the porch.
As she fell, she yelled, "I-eat-laaard!!"
"Let's go inside," suggested Sora, holding his hands together, and creating a shadow puppet.
~*Sometime During the Meiji Era*~
Kenshin's hair fluttered madly in the wind, the storm around him and Aoshi dancing around them like an infuriated lion.
~*Back to Our Story*~
Sora: From this day forth, I declare that the story shall be written this way from this sentence forth, and that every August 1st shall become "Wear- Underwear-on-Your-Head" day.
Riku: *sits on Sora's head like a pelican* Why, that makes perfectly good sense.
Yoh Asakura: I.........I have a confession. *spotlight moves to Yoh* I have syphilis.........
Buddha: And I have myself to blame for that. *slurps up his computer with a delightful grin*
Amidamaru: *dies*
Oogie Boogie: But they said you were dead. You must be.........*drumroll*.........Double Dead!
Zax and Cloud: 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war. 5, 6, 7, 8, who do we appreciate?
*Everyone on planet Earth and Charin surround the two as the thumb war begins*
Cloud: Your defeat is inescapable, Zax.
Zax: Bring it on.
Cloud: It's already been brought.*suddenly Cloud is glomped excessively by the authoress. What the? *loses*
Authoress: Teeheehee. *giggle giggle* You lost. How cute! -^-^-
Cloud: *sets authoress on fire, and stabs her with his Buster Blade- thingie*
Authoress: *temporarily dies* x___X
Ansem: *grows a mustache and beard*
Everyone: oO;;;
Sora: *in a dramatic voice with tears falling* Riku, Cloud, Zax. Let's go.
Riku: Where? *is confused*
Sora: To see him.
Cloud: *raises an eyebrow* To see who?
Sora: The wizard.
Zax: Sounds good to me! -^___^-
Sora, Riku, Cloud, and Zax: Oh, we're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!
*yellow brick road appears in front them and they skip down it*
S, R, C, and Z: Because, because, because, because, becaaaause/Because of the wonderful things he does. *flute plays*
~*2 weeks later*
Sora: Because he's the Wonderful Wizard of Oz! *flute plays again* Oh, we're of to see the Wizard, the Wonder~
Cloud: *glares* Sora, would you shutup, already!? You've been singing that same song for the past two weeks, and if I hear it one more time, I swear, I'll.........
Sora: *looks down in sorrow* But I only know three sentences of it.
R, C, and Z: EXACTLY!
Sora: OO;;; Sorry. *changes subject* Well, when I get to the Wizard, I'm going to ask for a never-ending supply of sugar coated Gummi Bears. What will you ask for, Riku?
Riku: *smirks* Me? I'm going to ask a warm steamy bowl of Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup. *licks lips in hunger*
Cloud: (solemnly) I'm going to ask for a glass eye.
Zax: What do need a glass eye for, Cloud? *is curious*
Cloud: My baby poodle. *shuffles hands inside pants and takes out a Purple Poodle*
Zax: Aha! So that's why your pants look like that.
Cloud: No. That's not why.........
Sora: Purple is a GAY color! *snicker snicker* So what about you, Zax?
Zax: *grins* Well, I haven't really decided on that one. I think I'll either ask for~
*suddenly the authoress barges in, shrilling at the top of her lungs*
Sora: But I thought you were dead.........
Oogie Boogie: You must be .........*drumroll*.........Double Dead!
Authoress: This chapter must muster up-NOW!
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.....................................................................................................................See you, Space Cowboy. o_O;
*muffled screams are heard in the background*
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Sora sat on the castle's porch, gazing with nostalgia at the never-ending gold and fuchsia heavens. His eyes were livid with the painful memories of the past. A single tear fell across his cheek.
"It's gone," he muttered to himself, biting his lip, "It's all gone. Forever........."
"What's gone?" Ansem asked casually.
"That.........that room that our journey started in."
"Ohhh, that?" Ansem smiled, and, nodding his head understandingly, he placed a hand on the boy's shoulder, "The authoress got tired of it, and so the rest of the story will take place in Hollow Bastion."
"I see."
"The room may be gone," snarled a deep, solemn, voice from behind the two, "But I'm not."
Sora and Ansem spun around, and saw who this voice belonged to. It was none other than George Bush himself. But it wasn't as much of George as you might think-this George Bush has the power to unlock people's hearts. Observe!
"If you vote for me as president, then I promise to engage in as many wars as one President can, suppress the powers of the people as much as possible, and~"
Before George could utter another word, Al Gore slapped him upside his head with a piano and they flew to the moon.
"I'm not listening," Sora sang, covering his ears, "I'm not listening, lalalaaa!"
"Oh don't start with me," Riku gasped, running out of breath.
Suddenly, for no reason at all, an overweight girl, with long black hair and dark gothic-like clothes ran toward Sora, and fell off the porch.
As she fell, she yelled, "I-eat-laaard!!"
"Let's go inside," suggested Sora, holding his hands together, and creating a shadow puppet.
~*Sometime During the Meiji Era*~
Kenshin's hair fluttered madly in the wind, the storm around him and Aoshi dancing around them like an infuriated lion.
~*Back to Our Story*~
Sora: From this day forth, I declare that the story shall be written this way from this sentence forth, and that every August 1st shall become "Wear- Underwear-on-Your-Head" day.
Riku: *sits on Sora's head like a pelican* Why, that makes perfectly good sense.
Yoh Asakura: I.........I have a confession. *spotlight moves to Yoh* I have syphilis.........
Buddha: And I have myself to blame for that. *slurps up his computer with a delightful grin*
Amidamaru: *dies*
Oogie Boogie: But they said you were dead. You must be.........*drumroll*.........Double Dead!
Zax and Cloud: 1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb war. 5, 6, 7, 8, who do we appreciate?
*Everyone on planet Earth and Charin surround the two as the thumb war begins*
Cloud: Your defeat is inescapable, Zax.
Zax: Bring it on.
Cloud: It's already been brought.*suddenly Cloud is glomped excessively by the authoress. What the? *loses*
Authoress: Teeheehee. *giggle giggle* You lost. How cute! -^-^-
Cloud: *sets authoress on fire, and stabs her with his Buster Blade- thingie*
Authoress: *temporarily dies* x___X
Ansem: *grows a mustache and beard*
Everyone: oO;;;
Sora: *in a dramatic voice with tears falling* Riku, Cloud, Zax. Let's go.
Riku: Where? *is confused*
Sora: To see him.
Cloud: *raises an eyebrow* To see who?
Sora: The wizard.
Zax: Sounds good to me! -^___^-
Sora, Riku, Cloud, and Zax: Oh, we're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz!
*yellow brick road appears in front them and they skip down it*
S, R, C, and Z: Because, because, because, because, becaaaause/Because of the wonderful things he does. *flute plays*
~*2 weeks later*
Sora: Because he's the Wonderful Wizard of Oz! *flute plays again* Oh, we're of to see the Wizard, the Wonder~
Cloud: *glares* Sora, would you shutup, already!? You've been singing that same song for the past two weeks, and if I hear it one more time, I swear, I'll.........
Sora: *looks down in sorrow* But I only know three sentences of it.
R, C, and Z: EXACTLY!
Sora: OO;;; Sorry. *changes subject* Well, when I get to the Wizard, I'm going to ask for a never-ending supply of sugar coated Gummi Bears. What will you ask for, Riku?
Riku: *smirks* Me? I'm going to ask a warm steamy bowl of Maruchan Ramen Noodle Soup. *licks lips in hunger*
Cloud: (solemnly) I'm going to ask for a glass eye.
Zax: What do need a glass eye for, Cloud? *is curious*
Cloud: My baby poodle. *shuffles hands inside pants and takes out a Purple Poodle*
Zax: Aha! So that's why your pants look like that.
Cloud: No. That's not why.........
Sora: Purple is a GAY color! *snicker snicker* So what about you, Zax?
Zax: *grins* Well, I haven't really decided on that one. I think I'll either ask for~
*suddenly the authoress barges in, shrilling at the top of her lungs*
Sora: But I thought you were dead.........
Oogie Boogie: You must be .........*drumroll*.........Double Dead!
Authoress: This chapter must muster up-NOW!
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.....................................................................................................................See you, Space Cowboy. o_O;
*muffled screams are heard in the background*