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Qualm

Hermione was sitting in the Gryffindor common room, waiting for Harry and Ron to come down.

'I wish they would hurry up!' She thought to herself. 'They've been up there forever!'

All of the sudden, she heard a girly shriek from the sixth year boys dormitory. It sounded like Seamus. Harry, Dean, Seamus, and Neville came running out of the dormitory, yelling. Hermione got up.

"What is it?" She asked anxiously.

"It's Ron," Harry told her. "He's gone insane!"

She looked up at the door to their dormitory, and saw Ron coming out, shouting "QUALM! QUALM! QUALM! QUALM!"

"Why- I never!" Hermione exclaimed.

"QUALM! QUALM! QUALM! QUALM! QUALM!"

"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEMB??? YOU'RE A PREFECT!!!" She shouted at him.

"QUALM! QUALM! QUALM!" He got on all fours and continued shouting.

"UGH!" Hermione was really piSed "C'mon Harry. Let's go to lunch."

Harry followed her out of the common room, and down to the great hall.

Ron crawled up to Seamus, and licked his foot.

"What did you do that for?!"

"QUALM! QUALM! QUALM! QUALM! QUALM!"

"He's nutty," said Dean.

"FRUITILICIOUS!" Ron shouted.

The End