Ugly Girl
Nayru: I can't believe you're making me do this!
Xiao: Well, maybe if you were less of a pushover to your muses...
Nayru: ... like I have anything better to do...?
DISCLAIMER: I own Squat. *holds up Squat the hamster* No, in all seriousness. I own NOTHING. "Ugly Girl" is by Tai Mai Shu. It was originally in Chinese. Here's the link to the music video; it's funnier if you know the song: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/shessougly.php Inuyasha and its characters are not mine. But I love them, and I love Miroku (cos he so KYUUT!), so I borrowed them.
And now...
Ugly Girl
Miroku: (rapping) Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl,
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl!
Inuyasha, Shippo, and Kagome: (singing) Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu- woah,
Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah!
Sango: (speaking) Miroku, what are you doing? -_-
Miroku: Given a chance, saw her from the back
When she turned around, she was in a mask
I didn't expect Phantom Of The Opera
But then she took it off and- OH MY GOD!
Is she a boy? Mate with her, oh never no way!
But the dog-demon says she has to stay!
Not gonna grope her, I'd prefer it if she'd drown
The ugly girl has turned me down!
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl,
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl!
Sango: (rapping) What put ideas into your head?
You've got nothing else to put in my stead?
Ha, I bet you've never touched a lady
None of them will have your baby!
You think that you'll do better than me
I'd like to see you try, cause I'm-oh, SHII!
Did you say ugly? Better count to three
This ugly girl's coming after thee!
Miroku: Lady Sango give it a rest
I'd prefer Kagome's breasts!
Sango: Shame shame shame, Monk-Miroku-san
If I were you, I would move my hand!
Miroku: I don't care how naked you get
There's no interest, even if you're wet
Nothing about you drives me wild
But still, ugly girl, will you bear my child? (Sango starts chasing Miroku around)
Sango: (speaking) You're gonna DIE!
Miroku: Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl,
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl!
Inuyasha, Shippo, and Kagome: Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah,
Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah!
Sango: (rapping, as she pins Miroku down) Me oh my, just look what I've got
It's Miroku, or should I say the monk-ey slut!
Listen it's simple like A-B-C
You'll never get anyone better than me!
How could you call my ugly, you fool
I'm not a slut, I won't be your tool,
Here comes Bone Boomerang in the sky
Call me ugly and prepare to die! (she tosses the Bone Boomerang, but Miroku dodges and begins to run)
Miroku: Ugly quite ugly face Sango's face
Run from her ugly gonna make home base!
Make it simpler, I'll say it one more time
Your ugly face makes it like a crime!
You'll never be able to do me right
Which is why I turn to flight
I've never met a woman so crazy wild
Ugly girl can't bear my child!
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl,
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl! (Sango starts chasing Miroku faster. He of course runs faster.)
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl,
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl! (Sango leaps at Miroku, barely grabbing onto the edge of his robe and causing
him to trip)
Inuyasha, Shippo, and Kagome: Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah,
Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah!
Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah,
Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah! (Miroku flips over Sango, batting her on the head with his staff, beating her
around the face slightly)
Miroku: Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl,
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl! (Sango cries slightly, as Miroku points at her and laughs)
Eeeeew, she's SO ugly!
~Owari... until Sango gets Miroku back~
Nayru: . I lost inspiration right near the end.
Xiao: Well, you tried.
Nayru: I can't outdo Miroku The Lech...
Ran-Ran: But you tried...
Xiao: Review, everyone!!
Nayru: I can't believe you're making me do this!
Xiao: Well, maybe if you were less of a pushover to your muses...
Nayru: ... like I have anything better to do...?
DISCLAIMER: I own Squat. *holds up Squat the hamster* No, in all seriousness. I own NOTHING. "Ugly Girl" is by Tai Mai Shu. It was originally in Chinese. Here's the link to the music video; it's funnier if you know the song: http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/shessougly.php Inuyasha and its characters are not mine. But I love them, and I love Miroku (cos he so KYUUT!), so I borrowed them.
And now...
Ugly Girl
Miroku: (rapping) Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl,
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl!
Inuyasha, Shippo, and Kagome: (singing) Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu- woah,
Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah!
Sango: (speaking) Miroku, what are you doing? -_-
Miroku: Given a chance, saw her from the back
When she turned around, she was in a mask
I didn't expect Phantom Of The Opera
But then she took it off and- OH MY GOD!
Is she a boy? Mate with her, oh never no way!
But the dog-demon says she has to stay!
Not gonna grope her, I'd prefer it if she'd drown
The ugly girl has turned me down!
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl,
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl!
Sango: (rapping) What put ideas into your head?
You've got nothing else to put in my stead?
Ha, I bet you've never touched a lady
None of them will have your baby!
You think that you'll do better than me
I'd like to see you try, cause I'm-oh, SHII!
Did you say ugly? Better count to three
This ugly girl's coming after thee!
Miroku: Lady Sango give it a rest
I'd prefer Kagome's breasts!
Sango: Shame shame shame, Monk-Miroku-san
If I were you, I would move my hand!
Miroku: I don't care how naked you get
There's no interest, even if you're wet
Nothing about you drives me wild
But still, ugly girl, will you bear my child? (Sango starts chasing Miroku around)
Sango: (speaking) You're gonna DIE!
Miroku: Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl,
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl!
Inuyasha, Shippo, and Kagome: Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah,
Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah!
Sango: (rapping, as she pins Miroku down) Me oh my, just look what I've got
It's Miroku, or should I say the monk-ey slut!
Listen it's simple like A-B-C
You'll never get anyone better than me!
How could you call my ugly, you fool
I'm not a slut, I won't be your tool,
Here comes Bone Boomerang in the sky
Call me ugly and prepare to die! (she tosses the Bone Boomerang, but Miroku dodges and begins to run)
Miroku: Ugly quite ugly face Sango's face
Run from her ugly gonna make home base!
Make it simpler, I'll say it one more time
Your ugly face makes it like a crime!
You'll never be able to do me right
Which is why I turn to flight
I've never met a woman so crazy wild
Ugly girl can't bear my child!
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl,
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl! (Sango starts chasing Miroku faster. He of course runs faster.)
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl,
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl! (Sango leaps at Miroku, barely grabbing onto the edge of his robe and causing
him to trip)
Inuyasha, Shippo, and Kagome: Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah,
Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah!
Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah,
Na na na na-na na na na wu-woah, wu-woah! (Miroku flips over Sango, batting her on the head with his staff, beating her
around the face slightly)
Miroku: Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl,
Ooh, she's so ugly, aw yeah, she's an ugly girl! (Sango cries slightly, as Miroku points at her and laughs)
Eeeeew, she's SO ugly!
~Owari... until Sango gets Miroku back~
Nayru: . I lost inspiration right near the end.
Xiao: Well, you tried.
Nayru: I can't outdo Miroku The Lech...
Ran-Ran: But you tried...
Xiao: Review, everyone!!