Hello Fellow readers, this is a re-telling of parts of the wizard of Oz… My little 12 year old sister decided to put on a little show with her OWN re-telling of the wizard of oz… I swear, I just had to put this on, it's past midnight and I'm tired and I want to keep this to embarrass my sister later on!!^^

~When Dorithy and Toto are speaking to the Wizard~

Dorithy: *little innocent voice* You mean, I can have anything I want in the whole wide world?!?!?…  Uhm, Kansas can wait… Uhmm gimme…..Frilly underwear and colourful bras AND!!! I want to go on a date with Elvis!!!

*Elvis appears*

Elvis: Come on baby

Dorithy: *squeals*

Wizard: Elvis, has left the building

Tin Man: Why did she have to go with Elvis, she now broke my heart!!!

Wizard: But you don't have a heart yet…

Tin Man: Know-it-all…

~When the wicked witch of the west/east(don't know which one) dies under the house~

Witch: *sings*

I fell in love with a house one day,

My life turned bad

Its had a crush on me

*stops singing*

*looks in the air*

The house is coming

What should I do?

Run for my life?

*lays on the ground*

Ooohhh look at the clouds.

*gets squashed*

*grumbles*

This feels a bit uncomfortable

*The fairy lady takes off the witch's shoes*

Who the heck took my red shoes, gimme back my shoes!!!

*silence*

Anyone there???

Wouhou?????

…

Anyone???

 *farts*

oupsie…

mybad…

~When the wicked witch of the east/west dies melting~

Witch: *sings*

I'm melting

Melting…

Melting…

*continues to melt forever*

~When Dorithy lands in the yellow brick road place~

Dorithy: *fake honey voice* Toto? I don't think we're in Kansas anymore…

*gets out of the house*

Where are you Toto?

My beloved Toto…

Ooh, the ground is squishy…

*looks at the ground*

Ohh My poor Toto!!! I did not see you there!

*fake sobs*

Oohhhhhh Toto!!!!! My dear dear Toto…

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Soo? It's really stupid but hey! I laughed! Review to let me know if you think that I am insane or not!!! I really would like to know!!! Oh and my little sister is bragging that she was the origin of all of this… and just hit me… Ah, annoying little sisters!!!! She keeps reading over my shoulder… What a whiner… REVIEW!!!!!!

~Amalia