Ef-And the torture comes again.

Inuyasha-Oh god.

Kagome-Inuyasha,if you leave her be,then nothing will happen to you.

Inuyasha-yeah right.

Ef-I don't own shit,cause If I did,Sesshomaru would tetsaigia,Naraku would kill Inuyasha and get the Shikon jewel,and Kouga would have Kagome as a mate.

Inuyasha-which is why I'm proud you DON'T own us.

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Inuyasha looked around which by the looks of it was a stadium.Kagome just stood there shocked for a secound.Then suddenly a boy with a red baseball cap and a big yellow rodent ran up to them.



Ash-where did you guys come from.....and why do you have dog ears?

Kagome-(thinking frantcially)"wait,isn't this the show pokemon that sota watches?"A/n ""means what someone's thinking)Uh,he's a new breed of pokemon?

Everyone in the stadium ohhs and ahhs.(A/n don't you hate it when they do that?)An orange haired girl and a guy that has his eyes closed comes running up grabs Inuyasha's ears.

Brock-His ears are so silverish...

Misty-How would you know?You never even open your eyes.

Ash-What kind of pokemon is it?

Inuyasha-I'm a fucken dog demon and if don't get off me I'll rip your heads off!

Misty-It talks!

Ash-Wow,it's a lot better than this pathetic Pikachu who loses more battles than it wins.

Pikachu-pika pi.....pika chu!(shoots thunder bolts)

Ash-(got hit by them)damn that hurts(falls to the floor)

Kagome-I think.....he's dead.

Announcer-WILD CRAZY PIKACHU!!!!

Everyone runs and screams out of the stadium.Only Misty and Brock stayd behind.

Kagome-uh...anyway,you wouldn't know about any hairbrush would you?

Misty-Yeah,I found this hairbrush,But I traded it to a this guy named uh,Homer Simpson.

Inuyasha-Damn it to Hell!Let's go Kagome.

Brock-Wait!Kagome,you're the beautifulest girl in the world!Can you be my girlfriend?

Inuyasha-(rips him to shreds)

Kagome-Inuyasha,why did you do that?

Inuyasha-He was like Miroku only less perverted......and that scares me.

Misty-Yeah the Bastards are Dead!(starts to hum)

While Misty was humming her freaky song,Ef came out of the sky again on her purple floating chair.

Ef-So you find it yet?

Kagome-No,looks like this guy named Homer Simpson has it.

Ef-Alright,'The simpsons'(starts humming the theme song)

Inuyasha-Yo, bitch,people have other things to do you know!

Ef-Alright,Whatever(Snaps her fingers and teleports them to Springfeild)

Kagome-This American Animation has gone to hell.

Inuyasha-Damn straight.....well,we'd better find that stupid brush.

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Ef-ok...I think that was a bit ackward.

Inuyasha-fuck you

Kagome-sit

Inuyasha-(thud)I got to learn how to shut up.

Ef-please review!!!^-^