Devil's99th: Hey folks!!! I'M BACK!!! Yes....your nightmares are coming
true....anywayz...this story was written by a sugar high 15 year old at 11 at
night so give me some damn credit here....i know that the characters are very
OOC in this chappy but live with it...it's an A/U!!! here's the chapter....i
dunno what I shall call it....how about ....Happy Bob smokes the magic
dragon....puff wasn't it? That sounds about right....I OWN YYH AND YOU PEEPS
SHALL NEVER BREAK ME AWAY FROM MY DELUSIONS!!! NEVER I SAY!!! NEVER!!! But
those lawyers sure as hell could....here it is for real....
"Who are you?" she asked again
"What? You don't recognize us?" asked the middle one
"No! Please, tell me who you are, your scaring me!" she screamed
"Well, were sorry, we didn't mean to scare you, did we Toguru?" said the third figure
"No, of course we didn't Karasu! Isn't that right Kuronue? We only wanted to have a little fun with you, seeing as your all alone, we thought you might like our company." Stated Toguru as he reached for her. Botan began to scream when Karasu and Kuronue grabbed her arms, but Toguru silenced her by forcing his lips upon hers. She bit his lip as tears leaked out causing him to release her somewhat, and started to shout out for help, but eventually she was restrained.
"You gonna share her with us , Toguru?" asked Karasu as he toyed with her unbound hair.
"Maybe." Stated Toguru, but then, five more figures appeared and walked towards them, but the Toguru and his group were too busy attempting to undress Botan while restraining her at the same time to notice the new arrivals.
"Leave her alone!" said a familiar voice
"Who's gonna make me?" asked Toguru
At that statement a fight broke out, and Botan couldn't do a thing, because she had her hands tied behind her back and her ankles bound by rope. Also, Toguru had decided to gag her because of the lip incident, so all she could do was watch as the new comers beat the tar (A/N: tar....that's such an 80's word....;lolz...nevermind ) out of Toguru and his gang. When Toguru and his gang were knocked unconscious , the five mysterious figures approached Botan and began to untie her, when she was united and ungaged, she immediately began to back as far away from them as she could all the time crying as quietly as she could.
"Who are you." She sobbed out
"What onna, you don't recognize us?" asked one of them
"Hiei? Is that you?" she asked shakily looking up hopefully
"Of course it is! Now get up and quit crying, Jin, Touya, Chu, Shishiwakimaru, and I will walk you to where ever your going, so you don't wind up in another one of these situations, is that ok with you?" asked Hiei calmly
"ummmm, ok, I guess." Said Botan, who was still in tears
"What were you doing walking out here alone in the first place Botan- chan?" asked Touya with concern
"I was walking to my car." Croaked out Botan in between sobs
"Why wasn't anyone with you though? It's dangerous for any pretty young lassies like yourself to be walking around these ere' streets after dark cause of all the bad on's like them out here waitin to catch 'em." stated Jin lightly
"I was out here shopping and having dinner at that new diner with Keiko, Shizuru, Yukina, and Ayame, but they decided to walk home together. I couldn't walk home with them cause I parked my car way over here, so I was walking out here to get it and drive home. What are you guys doing here?" Botan sobbed out
"We came out here to get something to eat, when we heard you screaming." Shishiwakimaru stated bluntly
"Yea onna, you have a very loud scream, not that's news or nothing, you always were a loud one." Taunted Hiei trying to get her mind off what had just happened.
"I am not loud, you baka midget." Shrieked Botan as she drop kicked( a move she learned from Keiko) Hiei into his very own eight-foot crater .^_^*
"Goodness, and so violent too." Said a very bruised and dirty Hiei with a large lump on his head, as Botan pouted and the other guys laughed at Hiei's misfortune. When they reached Botan's car, Botan offered to take them all home, to which they happily accepted. So they continued on their journey home, and one by one, Botan dropped each one off at their houses. Hiei's house was last. Botan got out to walk him to his door.
"Thanks for saving me Hiei-kun" said Botan happily as she gave him a giant smile
"Hn" Hiei said while blushing furiously
"Yea, right back at ya!!goodnight Hiei-kun" and with that, she gave him a peck on the cheek and ran towards her car. Hiei reached up and touched the spot where she had kissed him while blushing slightly.
"Goodnight onna." He whispered to himself as she drove away ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ the next day at school
by the next morning, everyone had heard about the near rape and the fight. Botan had constantly been questioned about it, as well as both groups of boys. Botan had become kind of skittish around everyone, and she never went anywhere alone. She had become a little paranoid, and her friends constantly had to calm her down for fear of her becoming hysterical. At lunch, Hiei sat down beside her and she practically jumped three feet in the air.
"Calm down onna, it's just me. Gosh, your so paranoid today, relax, ok?" whispered Hiei in a calm soothing voice
"Gomen Hiei-kun, but I'm just so nervous, last night really scared me, nothing like that has ever happened to me before, and I just don't want it to happen again." She whispered back on the verge of tears. Hiei wrapped an arm around her and quietly asked her if he could speak to her in private. She agreed, and they walked out of the room with his arm still around her waist. They were watched by many people, the boys watching jealously, the girls watching Botan in pity for all the things that had happened to her, and Shizuru with an evil grin, thinking shizuru-ish thoughts. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiei and Botan's conversation
"Ummmmmm, onna, I was wondering if you would go out with me. Will you?" asked a nervous Hiei. Botan looked at him, he looked dashing, and at the same time, he looked alone, lonely, and incredibly vulnerable. She practically tackled him, and gave him a giant bear hug while kissing him on the cheek.
"I'm guessing that was a yes?" he said as he gave her his famous smirk
"You sure are a good guesser!" she giggled as she gave him a big kiss right on the lips. They continued to make out for about eight minutes when suddenly a cough was heard and that was what brought the new couple back to earth as they looked up and realized that they had been making out in the middle of a hallway at school, and that the person who had coughed was none other than everyone's biggest nightmare and the very last person they would want to see them making out in the middle of the hallway, for it was none other than Kuwabara, and he looked like he was about to faint from the shock of seeing his worst enemy and one of his friends making out in the middle of a school hallway. Once they looked up, he bolted, and headed towards the cafeteria where everyone else was.
"O no, that baka is sure to tell the others what he saw, and then we'll never live it down." Whined Botan
"I don't care onna." And with that, he pulled her in for a quick kiss, then pulled her up with him and headed towards the cafeteria to do some damage control. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ in the cafeteria with the gang and a hysterical Kuwabara
"Now tell us again what you saw, Kuwabara, and this time, try to talk clearly." Stated Yusuke calmly
"I tell you Urameshi, it was horrible, I thought I saw the shrimp and Botan French kissing on the hallway floor." Gasped a hysterical Kuwabara who was now hyperventilating
"Are you sure you didn't imagine this?" asked Keiko skeptically
"Yea, I'm sure, but I think I'm scarred for life, that's not something I want to see again." Stated Kuwabara
"I don't believe it." Stated Koenma
"I do, I knew they would get together eventually." Shizuru said calmly
"Well here they come now, so let's ask them about it." Said Kurama and just as he said that, Hiei and Botan approached the table. Hiei sat down at the table and before Botan could sit down next to him, he pulled her into his lap.
"Well, I guess that answers our question." Stated Yusuke whose eyes were currently bugging out just like Keiko's, Yukina's, Touya's, Jin's, Koenma's, Ayame's, Chu's, Shishiwakimaru's, Kurama'a, and Kuwabara's. In fact, the only people who didn't look like hell had frozen over and a flying pig had flown into their heads and given them a concussion were Shizuru, and the happy couple. Hiei was currently smirking at all the guys, whom were becoming a nice shade of green in envy, while cuddling Botan in his lap, and Botan was snuggling up close to Hiei.
"Does this mean you guys are a couple?" asked Shizuru who was the only one acting normally
"Yup, Botan's my onna." Boasted Hiei while smirking at the other guys
"YEAH! Now Botan can go with us on that triple or should I say quadruple date on Friday, cause now she has a date!" said a now recovered from shock Keiko.
"When did this happen?" asked a very jealous Touya
"Aye, I'd like to know that to!" said an annoyed and envious Jin
"Don't know." Giggled Botan as she gave Hiei a kiss on his cheek.
"OK, no more of this lovey dovey crap, k? I'm already in shock from the fact that Hiei actually cares about someone other than himself, an basically, this is just creeping me out to see him kissing Botan." Said a very shocked and creeped out Yusuke
"Yea!" agreed just about everyone
"Hn!" stated Hiei
Devil's99th: hey...now is the part where I ramble on about how wonderful my reviewers are...I love ya'll all....
Botan-Jaganshi- hey!!! It's nice to see I have some new readers....i myself love your own fics, and hope you continue them...^_^ I feel so loved!!! You think I'm good!!! Errrrrrr......well....my story....but that's not the dang point....well....yes it is....nevermind.... I'm tired of handing out plushies but here....have a cookie!!! Cookies rule!!!
MystiKoorime-Yea...lolz...I'll never wash my hand again...^_~....random thought but the wink thingy on that face reminds me of a mustache...the curly kind like sherlocks homes-ish...I've still not decided if it's a h/b...the readers all want it a h/b....so this chappy was for them....but I still have the power....well....::gets hit with a tomato:: no I don't....i was leaning towards a botan/jin ficcy....i'll just write another fic with that pairing...I absoulutely love jin/botan and touya/botan...but it's like when h/b was new...nobody writes them!!
hieiandbotan4ever- HEY!! Another knew reviewer!! OH!! Your review reminded me of their detentions!!! I almost forgot I gave those naughty kids detentions!!! I'll put that in later chappys....ehehehehehehe ....-^.^-;;;? Ooooppps? Thanks for the reminder!!! And update your fics...I think ya'll are all hypocrites....telling me to update my stories when you don't update your own.....toche'!!!cookie time!!! Is sugar !!!
Skitzo-phrenick---your right!!! It all makes sense now...it's not my fic.!!! It's my sis!!! She knows crap!!! I'll trade you sisters...you know ya wanna....if you do...I'll give ya a cookie....please???*_*?tell shizuru to rock on!!! The evil side should win!! And bitch-slap kuwabaka just for the hell of it for me...excuse my French??? O...and by the way....to me...FINALS MATTER!!!!! DON'T MOCK THE FINALS!!! ::breaks into hystericalk sobbing:: nobody takes me seriously!!! Wahhhhhhhh....ok...I'm emotional....but whatever...here's your cookie for being a loving and adoring reviewer....it's peanutbutter!!!
DigiQueen-Sinceramon—heheheehehe....errrrrrr....yea....i knew that....or I should...I've heard it before I just haven't seen it spelled out on paper....^_^;;;;!!! Thanks for clarifying it for me...yes....your review made a difference....that one review kept this fic away from the scrapheap where I still think it belongs....anywayz.....have a cookie!!! Chocolate chip!!!
Devil's99th: OK then....i still don't understand it though....i really like my other fic.....yet everyone favors this one for some reason....don't understand it but b/c of it....i'm gonna try to finish this first...I'll still throw in occasional chappys in the other....if you non readers of my other ficcy care....-_-....T_T.....o yea....and if your wondering what happened to hiei....he's in the closet...it's not my fault!!! ::wails:: he tried to kill the cat....no...not kuwa's cat....my cat!!! And all cause of a stupid thing like that...my cat bit hiei's jagan....never will figure how it got close enough to the eye to touch it let alone bite it.....
CLOSET: ::screeching roar is heard in background through closet door:: lier!!! It's a trained cat....you sicked it on me....it's not even human!!!!
Devil's99th: WELL DUH!!!it's a cat....cat's are not human!!! What are you now? Have you been demoted to kuwa's level of thinking? Review folks!!! I'll update soon...but only if you all update your own fic.s!!! Byez- Devil's99th
"Who are you?" she asked again
"What? You don't recognize us?" asked the middle one
"No! Please, tell me who you are, your scaring me!" she screamed
"Well, were sorry, we didn't mean to scare you, did we Toguru?" said the third figure
"No, of course we didn't Karasu! Isn't that right Kuronue? We only wanted to have a little fun with you, seeing as your all alone, we thought you might like our company." Stated Toguru as he reached for her. Botan began to scream when Karasu and Kuronue grabbed her arms, but Toguru silenced her by forcing his lips upon hers. She bit his lip as tears leaked out causing him to release her somewhat, and started to shout out for help, but eventually she was restrained.
"You gonna share her with us , Toguru?" asked Karasu as he toyed with her unbound hair.
"Maybe." Stated Toguru, but then, five more figures appeared and walked towards them, but the Toguru and his group were too busy attempting to undress Botan while restraining her at the same time to notice the new arrivals.
"Leave her alone!" said a familiar voice
"Who's gonna make me?" asked Toguru
At that statement a fight broke out, and Botan couldn't do a thing, because she had her hands tied behind her back and her ankles bound by rope. Also, Toguru had decided to gag her because of the lip incident, so all she could do was watch as the new comers beat the tar (A/N: tar....that's such an 80's word....;lolz...nevermind ) out of Toguru and his gang. When Toguru and his gang were knocked unconscious , the five mysterious figures approached Botan and began to untie her, when she was united and ungaged, she immediately began to back as far away from them as she could all the time crying as quietly as she could.
"Who are you." She sobbed out
"What onna, you don't recognize us?" asked one of them
"Hiei? Is that you?" she asked shakily looking up hopefully
"Of course it is! Now get up and quit crying, Jin, Touya, Chu, Shishiwakimaru, and I will walk you to where ever your going, so you don't wind up in another one of these situations, is that ok with you?" asked Hiei calmly
"ummmm, ok, I guess." Said Botan, who was still in tears
"What were you doing walking out here alone in the first place Botan- chan?" asked Touya with concern
"I was walking to my car." Croaked out Botan in between sobs
"Why wasn't anyone with you though? It's dangerous for any pretty young lassies like yourself to be walking around these ere' streets after dark cause of all the bad on's like them out here waitin to catch 'em." stated Jin lightly
"I was out here shopping and having dinner at that new diner with Keiko, Shizuru, Yukina, and Ayame, but they decided to walk home together. I couldn't walk home with them cause I parked my car way over here, so I was walking out here to get it and drive home. What are you guys doing here?" Botan sobbed out
"We came out here to get something to eat, when we heard you screaming." Shishiwakimaru stated bluntly
"Yea onna, you have a very loud scream, not that's news or nothing, you always were a loud one." Taunted Hiei trying to get her mind off what had just happened.
"I am not loud, you baka midget." Shrieked Botan as she drop kicked( a move she learned from Keiko) Hiei into his very own eight-foot crater .^_^*
"Goodness, and so violent too." Said a very bruised and dirty Hiei with a large lump on his head, as Botan pouted and the other guys laughed at Hiei's misfortune. When they reached Botan's car, Botan offered to take them all home, to which they happily accepted. So they continued on their journey home, and one by one, Botan dropped each one off at their houses. Hiei's house was last. Botan got out to walk him to his door.
"Thanks for saving me Hiei-kun" said Botan happily as she gave him a giant smile
"Hn" Hiei said while blushing furiously
"Yea, right back at ya!!goodnight Hiei-kun" and with that, she gave him a peck on the cheek and ran towards her car. Hiei reached up and touched the spot where she had kissed him while blushing slightly.
"Goodnight onna." He whispered to himself as she drove away ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ the next day at school
by the next morning, everyone had heard about the near rape and the fight. Botan had constantly been questioned about it, as well as both groups of boys. Botan had become kind of skittish around everyone, and she never went anywhere alone. She had become a little paranoid, and her friends constantly had to calm her down for fear of her becoming hysterical. At lunch, Hiei sat down beside her and she practically jumped three feet in the air.
"Calm down onna, it's just me. Gosh, your so paranoid today, relax, ok?" whispered Hiei in a calm soothing voice
"Gomen Hiei-kun, but I'm just so nervous, last night really scared me, nothing like that has ever happened to me before, and I just don't want it to happen again." She whispered back on the verge of tears. Hiei wrapped an arm around her and quietly asked her if he could speak to her in private. She agreed, and they walked out of the room with his arm still around her waist. They were watched by many people, the boys watching jealously, the girls watching Botan in pity for all the things that had happened to her, and Shizuru with an evil grin, thinking shizuru-ish thoughts. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiei and Botan's conversation
"Ummmmmm, onna, I was wondering if you would go out with me. Will you?" asked a nervous Hiei. Botan looked at him, he looked dashing, and at the same time, he looked alone, lonely, and incredibly vulnerable. She practically tackled him, and gave him a giant bear hug while kissing him on the cheek.
"I'm guessing that was a yes?" he said as he gave her his famous smirk
"You sure are a good guesser!" she giggled as she gave him a big kiss right on the lips. They continued to make out for about eight minutes when suddenly a cough was heard and that was what brought the new couple back to earth as they looked up and realized that they had been making out in the middle of a hallway at school, and that the person who had coughed was none other than everyone's biggest nightmare and the very last person they would want to see them making out in the middle of the hallway, for it was none other than Kuwabara, and he looked like he was about to faint from the shock of seeing his worst enemy and one of his friends making out in the middle of a school hallway. Once they looked up, he bolted, and headed towards the cafeteria where everyone else was.
"O no, that baka is sure to tell the others what he saw, and then we'll never live it down." Whined Botan
"I don't care onna." And with that, he pulled her in for a quick kiss, then pulled her up with him and headed towards the cafeteria to do some damage control. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ in the cafeteria with the gang and a hysterical Kuwabara
"Now tell us again what you saw, Kuwabara, and this time, try to talk clearly." Stated Yusuke calmly
"I tell you Urameshi, it was horrible, I thought I saw the shrimp and Botan French kissing on the hallway floor." Gasped a hysterical Kuwabara who was now hyperventilating
"Are you sure you didn't imagine this?" asked Keiko skeptically
"Yea, I'm sure, but I think I'm scarred for life, that's not something I want to see again." Stated Kuwabara
"I don't believe it." Stated Koenma
"I do, I knew they would get together eventually." Shizuru said calmly
"Well here they come now, so let's ask them about it." Said Kurama and just as he said that, Hiei and Botan approached the table. Hiei sat down at the table and before Botan could sit down next to him, he pulled her into his lap.
"Well, I guess that answers our question." Stated Yusuke whose eyes were currently bugging out just like Keiko's, Yukina's, Touya's, Jin's, Koenma's, Ayame's, Chu's, Shishiwakimaru's, Kurama'a, and Kuwabara's. In fact, the only people who didn't look like hell had frozen over and a flying pig had flown into their heads and given them a concussion were Shizuru, and the happy couple. Hiei was currently smirking at all the guys, whom were becoming a nice shade of green in envy, while cuddling Botan in his lap, and Botan was snuggling up close to Hiei.
"Does this mean you guys are a couple?" asked Shizuru who was the only one acting normally
"Yup, Botan's my onna." Boasted Hiei while smirking at the other guys
"YEAH! Now Botan can go with us on that triple or should I say quadruple date on Friday, cause now she has a date!" said a now recovered from shock Keiko.
"When did this happen?" asked a very jealous Touya
"Aye, I'd like to know that to!" said an annoyed and envious Jin
"Don't know." Giggled Botan as she gave Hiei a kiss on his cheek.
"OK, no more of this lovey dovey crap, k? I'm already in shock from the fact that Hiei actually cares about someone other than himself, an basically, this is just creeping me out to see him kissing Botan." Said a very shocked and creeped out Yusuke
"Yea!" agreed just about everyone
"Hn!" stated Hiei
Devil's99th: hey...now is the part where I ramble on about how wonderful my reviewers are...I love ya'll all....
Botan-Jaganshi- hey!!! It's nice to see I have some new readers....i myself love your own fics, and hope you continue them...^_^ I feel so loved!!! You think I'm good!!! Errrrrrr......well....my story....but that's not the dang point....well....yes it is....nevermind.... I'm tired of handing out plushies but here....have a cookie!!! Cookies rule!!!
MystiKoorime-Yea...lolz...I'll never wash my hand again...^_~....random thought but the wink thingy on that face reminds me of a mustache...the curly kind like sherlocks homes-ish...I've still not decided if it's a h/b...the readers all want it a h/b....so this chappy was for them....but I still have the power....well....::gets hit with a tomato:: no I don't....i was leaning towards a botan/jin ficcy....i'll just write another fic with that pairing...I absoulutely love jin/botan and touya/botan...but it's like when h/b was new...nobody writes them!!
hieiandbotan4ever- HEY!! Another knew reviewer!! OH!! Your review reminded me of their detentions!!! I almost forgot I gave those naughty kids detentions!!! I'll put that in later chappys....ehehehehehehe ....-^.^-;;;? Ooooppps? Thanks for the reminder!!! And update your fics...I think ya'll are all hypocrites....telling me to update my stories when you don't update your own.....toche'!!!cookie time!!! Is sugar !!!
Skitzo-phrenick---your right!!! It all makes sense now...it's not my fic.!!! It's my sis!!! She knows crap!!! I'll trade you sisters...you know ya wanna....if you do...I'll give ya a cookie....please???*_*?tell shizuru to rock on!!! The evil side should win!! And bitch-slap kuwabaka just for the hell of it for me...excuse my French??? O...and by the way....to me...FINALS MATTER!!!!! DON'T MOCK THE FINALS!!! ::breaks into hystericalk sobbing:: nobody takes me seriously!!! Wahhhhhhhh....ok...I'm emotional....but whatever...here's your cookie for being a loving and adoring reviewer....it's peanutbutter!!!
DigiQueen-Sinceramon—heheheehehe....errrrrrr....yea....i knew that....or I should...I've heard it before I just haven't seen it spelled out on paper....^_^;;;;!!! Thanks for clarifying it for me...yes....your review made a difference....that one review kept this fic away from the scrapheap where I still think it belongs....anywayz.....have a cookie!!! Chocolate chip!!!
Devil's99th: OK then....i still don't understand it though....i really like my other fic.....yet everyone favors this one for some reason....don't understand it but b/c of it....i'm gonna try to finish this first...I'll still throw in occasional chappys in the other....if you non readers of my other ficcy care....-_-....T_T.....o yea....and if your wondering what happened to hiei....he's in the closet...it's not my fault!!! ::wails:: he tried to kill the cat....no...not kuwa's cat....my cat!!! And all cause of a stupid thing like that...my cat bit hiei's jagan....never will figure how it got close enough to the eye to touch it let alone bite it.....
CLOSET: ::screeching roar is heard in background through closet door:: lier!!! It's a trained cat....you sicked it on me....it's not even human!!!!
Devil's99th: WELL DUH!!!it's a cat....cat's are not human!!! What are you now? Have you been demoted to kuwa's level of thinking? Review folks!!! I'll update soon...but only if you all update your own fic.s!!! Byez- Devil's99th