Harry stared around the dark dirty alley he and the three Japanese boys
were currently standing in. "Where are we going?" He asked, not liking the
idea of being in an abandoned place with Hiei, who claimed killing him
would end all his problems. Yuusuke shrugged. "Kurama's house always has
food."
"Baka!" Hiei snarled, "Kurama's house is in Japan! We're in England." Yuusuke blinked at him, not seeing the problem. "So?" Kurama looked around, ignoring his two bickering friends, then marched forwards and created what seemed to be a portal. As the red-head prepared to enter the portal, which Harry had dubbed 'The Swirling Vortex of Terror,' Botan appeared. "Hi!" She chirped.
Hiei scowled in her general direction. "Hn." Harry, on the other hand, jumped in absolute terror into Yuusuke's arms, where he was unceremoniously dumped to the ground. "My ass!" Harry complained, inspecting it for damage.
"Are all wizards this flamboyantly gay?" Yuusuke grumbled, averting his eyes. "I bet it's that stupid scar." Harry climbed to his feet, ass worries forgotten. "My scar is not stupid!" He screamed, causing Kurama to cover his ears and wince, yet again. "Please keep your protests to a normal human level!" He snapped. Harry sniffled and petulantly flipped his hair, then wondered why exactly he was suddenly acting like a rabid cheerleader. He chocked it up to hormones and left it alone.
Yuusuke ignored Harry's sudden femininity and addressed Botan "What are you doing here?" He snapped. Seeing Botan always brought back unpleasant memories of being dead. "Don't be rude Yuusuke." A voice snapped from behind Botan.
"Crap, it's Koenma." Yuusuke swore. Kurama stood at attention, and even Hiei appeared respectful. Harry gawked as a toddler approximately a quarter of his height stepped into view. He burst out laughing, missing the warning glares launched at him from everyone else. "You're afraid of a baby? Ha! And you call me a pansy? Oh god, that's rich. Look Hiei, he's shorter than you are!" His laughter was cut short as he found his larynx stuck between a rock and a hard place (i.e. The greasy pavement of the alley and Hiei's foot.)
"You oaf," Hiei addressed him coldly, "That is the Lord Koenma, the lord of the underworld. Your fate is in his hands, not to mention the souls of your parents and godfather. I'd suggest you try to act intelligent, but I know that's hard." With that, he stepped back, leaving Harry to face the wrath of the Lord Koenma.
"You there, Prostrated One! Come here!" Koenma demanded imperiously, a real feat for someone two foot five. Harry inched forward on his hands and knees. "Yes Mighty Lord Koenma? What can I do for you?" Keeping his eyes downcast, he missed the mocking smirk that passed from Kurama to Hiei to Yuusuke and back again. The look was not lost on Koenma, and he winked at them before continuing: "There appears to be a spot on my boot," He observed conversationally, shoving his miniscule boot in Harry's face. "Could you clean it for me?" He started to produce a cloth, but Harry's overzealous tongue had already begun. In a matter of seconds Koenma's boot was covered with a shiny layer of Harry's saliva.
Koenma gasped, horrified. "You're just sick. No wonder people are trying to kill you!" Gingerly removing his boot, he chucked it with astonishing force out of the alleyway, where it immediately killed a passing tourist. Balancing precariously on one foot, Koenma directed the portal to "Number Twelve Grimmauld Place" before toppling over.
Yuusuke, Kurama and Hiei stepped through, followed momentarily by a reluctant Harry, propelled by a whack from Botan's oar. Watching the portal close, Botan sighed, depressed. "The world is doomed isn't it, sir?"
Koenma also sighed. "It would seem so, Botan. It would seem so."
Sirius, Lily and James watched Harry as he was forced through the portal. They were perched on Koenma's desk, watching his uber-special spy TV.
"What an idiot." James remarked, causing Lily to shove him off the edge of the desk. "He gets it from your side!" She declared. During the pair's scuffling, Sirius's attention remained fixed on the scene in front of him. Harry was now being chastised and once again examining his ass. Sirius sighed. "It's a good thing we're already dead." He said finally. Lily smacked him too. "I'm sure it's just a phase.I hope."
Author's Notes: ~Bunny helped a lot on this chapter. Thanks! Mayhap I will not mock you as much? .Nah. ~Sirius, Lily and James popped into my head and won't go away. *whimpers* So bear with me, they'll be appearing again.
Harry: It's so great to know my family believes in me.
Yuusuke: At least yours is watching *points to Atsuko*
Atsuko: *incredibly drunk* Mr. Weasel! Come Baaaaack!
Kuwabara: I'm not even sure I have parents. *ponders*
Hiei: Mine threw me off a cliff.
Kurama: Mine thinks my name is Suuichi. *shudder*
Harry: Suuichi! Hahahahaha!
Hiei: *glowers*...*slicesliceslice* Hn.
Harry: x.x
"Baka!" Hiei snarled, "Kurama's house is in Japan! We're in England." Yuusuke blinked at him, not seeing the problem. "So?" Kurama looked around, ignoring his two bickering friends, then marched forwards and created what seemed to be a portal. As the red-head prepared to enter the portal, which Harry had dubbed 'The Swirling Vortex of Terror,' Botan appeared. "Hi!" She chirped.
Hiei scowled in her general direction. "Hn." Harry, on the other hand, jumped in absolute terror into Yuusuke's arms, where he was unceremoniously dumped to the ground. "My ass!" Harry complained, inspecting it for damage.
"Are all wizards this flamboyantly gay?" Yuusuke grumbled, averting his eyes. "I bet it's that stupid scar." Harry climbed to his feet, ass worries forgotten. "My scar is not stupid!" He screamed, causing Kurama to cover his ears and wince, yet again. "Please keep your protests to a normal human level!" He snapped. Harry sniffled and petulantly flipped his hair, then wondered why exactly he was suddenly acting like a rabid cheerleader. He chocked it up to hormones and left it alone.
Yuusuke ignored Harry's sudden femininity and addressed Botan "What are you doing here?" He snapped. Seeing Botan always brought back unpleasant memories of being dead. "Don't be rude Yuusuke." A voice snapped from behind Botan.
"Crap, it's Koenma." Yuusuke swore. Kurama stood at attention, and even Hiei appeared respectful. Harry gawked as a toddler approximately a quarter of his height stepped into view. He burst out laughing, missing the warning glares launched at him from everyone else. "You're afraid of a baby? Ha! And you call me a pansy? Oh god, that's rich. Look Hiei, he's shorter than you are!" His laughter was cut short as he found his larynx stuck between a rock and a hard place (i.e. The greasy pavement of the alley and Hiei's foot.)
"You oaf," Hiei addressed him coldly, "That is the Lord Koenma, the lord of the underworld. Your fate is in his hands, not to mention the souls of your parents and godfather. I'd suggest you try to act intelligent, but I know that's hard." With that, he stepped back, leaving Harry to face the wrath of the Lord Koenma.
"You there, Prostrated One! Come here!" Koenma demanded imperiously, a real feat for someone two foot five. Harry inched forward on his hands and knees. "Yes Mighty Lord Koenma? What can I do for you?" Keeping his eyes downcast, he missed the mocking smirk that passed from Kurama to Hiei to Yuusuke and back again. The look was not lost on Koenma, and he winked at them before continuing: "There appears to be a spot on my boot," He observed conversationally, shoving his miniscule boot in Harry's face. "Could you clean it for me?" He started to produce a cloth, but Harry's overzealous tongue had already begun. In a matter of seconds Koenma's boot was covered with a shiny layer of Harry's saliva.
Koenma gasped, horrified. "You're just sick. No wonder people are trying to kill you!" Gingerly removing his boot, he chucked it with astonishing force out of the alleyway, where it immediately killed a passing tourist. Balancing precariously on one foot, Koenma directed the portal to "Number Twelve Grimmauld Place" before toppling over.
Yuusuke, Kurama and Hiei stepped through, followed momentarily by a reluctant Harry, propelled by a whack from Botan's oar. Watching the portal close, Botan sighed, depressed. "The world is doomed isn't it, sir?"
Koenma also sighed. "It would seem so, Botan. It would seem so."
Sirius, Lily and James watched Harry as he was forced through the portal. They were perched on Koenma's desk, watching his uber-special spy TV.
"What an idiot." James remarked, causing Lily to shove him off the edge of the desk. "He gets it from your side!" She declared. During the pair's scuffling, Sirius's attention remained fixed on the scene in front of him. Harry was now being chastised and once again examining his ass. Sirius sighed. "It's a good thing we're already dead." He said finally. Lily smacked him too. "I'm sure it's just a phase.I hope."
Author's Notes: ~Bunny helped a lot on this chapter. Thanks! Mayhap I will not mock you as much? .Nah. ~Sirius, Lily and James popped into my head and won't go away. *whimpers* So bear with me, they'll be appearing again.
Harry: It's so great to know my family believes in me.
Yuusuke: At least yours is watching *points to Atsuko*
Atsuko: *incredibly drunk* Mr. Weasel! Come Baaaaack!
Kuwabara: I'm not even sure I have parents. *ponders*
Hiei: Mine threw me off a cliff.
Kurama: Mine thinks my name is Suuichi. *shudder*
Harry: Suuichi! Hahahahaha!
Hiei: *glowers*...*slicesliceslice* Hn.
Harry: x.x