Disclaimer: I do not own Zim!
A/N: Gosh, I was reading through my Review History and...well, let's just say
my reviews are BETTER now. I have writer's block (achoo), so I'm posting
this poem I wrote for my Advanced Writing class here. It's another
Nickelodeon bashing poem. Anyways, enjoy!
The Writers Block Poem
There used to be a show,
Called Invader Zim,
It was the craziest thing,
Everybody loved him!
But then THEY came along,
With their bickering,
"...we thought that children would kill their peers..."
So they ruined EVERYTHING!
Invader Zim was cancelled,
It made us cry and cry,
We couldn't say this thing,
This thing that is GOODBYE!
So we made petitions,
But, of course, they didn't care,
Instead of bringing Zim back,
They put on Sumo's with UNDERWEAR*!
There is one man who started all this,
His name is Herb Scanell,
Why he cancelled so many shows...
He'll never tell!
He'll never tell!
I hope he burns in HELL!
*Namely, a show called Super Duper Sumo's. They thought Zim was bad? These
guys don't even wear pants!