"Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer" by
Redone and edited to be all 'Triguny' ((That's my own personal word!! ^.)) by: Chelsea Ives
Yet again, Vash and Wolfwood are drunk at another bar in another city on Gunsmoke.
[In the bar] Wolfwood: ^//^ "Hey! Vash! I have an idea." Vash: ^//^. "Wha??" Wolfwood: *whispers something in Vash's ear then backs away smiling* Vash: ^//^ "Perfect idea Nick!!! Lets do it!" Both: *get up on table and somehow everyone shuts up*
Vash: "There's no place that I'd rather be than right here, With my red necks, white socks, and blue ribbon beer!" Wolfwood: "The barmaid is mad 'cause some guy made a pass," ((Vash is getting slapped by the barmaid for trying to peak up her little Dutch get- up)) Vash: "The jukebox is playin' "There Stands the Glass", And the cigarette smoke kinda hangs in the air ((You see Wolfwood glance up from the corner of the room smoking with a billow of cigarette smoke around him)) Wolfwood: *not singing* "HEY!! That's not nice." Vash: "Rednecks, white socks, and blue ribbon beer!"
Vash: "A cowboy is cussin' the pinball machine," ((A random guy with a cowboy hat is slamming his fist on the pinball machine in the corner)) Wolfwood: "A drunk at the bar is getting noisy and mean," ((Yet again, some random guy. Vash pokes him and he smacks Vash whose head is still sore from the whole barmaid thing.)) Vash: *not singing* ;~; "Ouchie." *rubbing his head* Wolfwood: "And, some guy on the phone says "I'll be home soon dear."," ((Vash is getting his ear screamed off by Meryl)) Vash: "Rednecks, white socks, and blue ribbon beer!"
Vash and Wolfwood: *singing together* ^//^. ^//^ "No we don't fit in with that white-collar crowd, We're a little too rowdy and a little too loud, There's no place that I'd rather be than right her, With my rednecks, white socks, and blue ribbon beer!"
Everybody in bar: "No we don't fit in with that white-collar crowd, We're a little too rowdy and a little too loud, There's no place that I'd rather be than right her, With my rednecks, white socks, and blue ribbon beer!"
[All silent as Wolfwood and Vash stand on a table together and sing into the beer mugs like they were mikes/ both have their arm around the others shoulder] Wolfwood: ^//^ "There's no place that I'd rather be than right here..." Vash: ^//^. "With my rednecks, white socks, and blue ribbon beer!!!"
*both simultaneously hiccup/ everyone claps and cheers/ Meryl and Milly come in and drag the guys away as they hug each other and laugh drunkenly*
Redone and edited to be all 'Triguny' ((That's my own personal word!! ^.)) by: Chelsea Ives
Yet again, Vash and Wolfwood are drunk at another bar in another city on Gunsmoke.
[In the bar] Wolfwood: ^//^ "Hey! Vash! I have an idea." Vash: ^//^. "Wha??" Wolfwood: *whispers something in Vash's ear then backs away smiling* Vash: ^//^ "Perfect idea Nick!!! Lets do it!" Both: *get up on table and somehow everyone shuts up*
Vash: "There's no place that I'd rather be than right here, With my red necks, white socks, and blue ribbon beer!" Wolfwood: "The barmaid is mad 'cause some guy made a pass," ((Vash is getting slapped by the barmaid for trying to peak up her little Dutch get- up)) Vash: "The jukebox is playin' "There Stands the Glass", And the cigarette smoke kinda hangs in the air ((You see Wolfwood glance up from the corner of the room smoking with a billow of cigarette smoke around him)) Wolfwood: *not singing* "HEY!! That's not nice." Vash: "Rednecks, white socks, and blue ribbon beer!"
Vash: "A cowboy is cussin' the pinball machine," ((A random guy with a cowboy hat is slamming his fist on the pinball machine in the corner)) Wolfwood: "A drunk at the bar is getting noisy and mean," ((Yet again, some random guy. Vash pokes him and he smacks Vash whose head is still sore from the whole barmaid thing.)) Vash: *not singing* ;~; "Ouchie." *rubbing his head* Wolfwood: "And, some guy on the phone says "I'll be home soon dear."," ((Vash is getting his ear screamed off by Meryl)) Vash: "Rednecks, white socks, and blue ribbon beer!"
Vash and Wolfwood: *singing together* ^//^. ^//^ "No we don't fit in with that white-collar crowd, We're a little too rowdy and a little too loud, There's no place that I'd rather be than right her, With my rednecks, white socks, and blue ribbon beer!"
Everybody in bar: "No we don't fit in with that white-collar crowd, We're a little too rowdy and a little too loud, There's no place that I'd rather be than right her, With my rednecks, white socks, and blue ribbon beer!"
[All silent as Wolfwood and Vash stand on a table together and sing into the beer mugs like they were mikes/ both have their arm around the others shoulder] Wolfwood: ^//^ "There's no place that I'd rather be than right here..." Vash: ^//^. "With my rednecks, white socks, and blue ribbon beer!!!"
*both simultaneously hiccup/ everyone claps and cheers/ Meryl and Milly come in and drag the guys away as they hug each other and laugh drunkenly*