Witch Hunt!
Episode V: The Hotel Room Where Eternity Dwells
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--Touga and Akio relax in a hot Jacuzzi after the big summer barbeque thingy.
Touga: This is one hot Jacuzzi, Mr. Chairman.
Akio: Why yes it is, Mr. President.
Touga: Oh! Why hello out there to all of you readers. 'Tis I, Touga Kiryuu...
Akio: Along with Akio Ohtori.
Touga & Akio: Bishonen extraordinaire!
Touga: Some of you may be wondering, "but where is that hottie Saionji," or "where is the little cutie Miki" or some of you...um...unique people out there might be asking for Mikage and/or Mamiya.
Akio: First off, we are the main bishionen of this show. Second, Saionji couldn't make it because, well, frankly his sister wouldn't let him go. And three's a crowd I must say. Thirdly, Miki's psychological problems kept him from coming.
Touga: That and the fact that we didn't invite him.
Akio: Oh, yeah. Anyway...
Touga: It probably would have been illegal anyway. Isn't he like, twelve or something?
Akio: Something like that. Anyway...
Touga: He is kinda cute though. Even though he is a little boy and all. And of course everyone knows that I am a total homophobe from the Nanami's Egg episode.
Akio: SHUT UP! Anyway, and fourth, Mikage and Mamiya are dead.
Touga: Oh, yeah. I didn't see that one coming. It was just like BLAM and it was all over, ya know?
Akio: Ahem! Back to the topic. We are here to host "a little thanks to all of you out there who have reviewed for this little bit of genius up to this point, um, party"!
Touga: Oh, but beautiful ladies...or gentlemen if I must...please do not fret! If you are feeling perhaps a bit left out, then let me assure you. We shall come back again at the "Hey, we got 48 reviews" party.
Akio: Yes, sweet luscious beauties just waiting to get a taste of this big hunk of bishonen sandwich floating in this hot tub. My chocolaty skin melting away at your fingertips. My manly hands all over your body. My big strong...
Touga: Okay! That's enough of that! Cool it Akio. Do we need to spill some shaved ice in your Speedo? Hahaha. Anyway, first up I'd like to thank our fniggle giggle poo poo!
Akio: What?
Touga: Top story! Big! Big! Big! Fire! Whoooot! Walla Walla Washington!
Akio: Touga! Are you high?
Touga: Frou-frou monkeys on a cold Tuesday.
Akio: Wait a sec! Who's fucking with the teleprompter?!
Touga: I'm sooo horny, watch me squirm!
Akio: Hey! Is that who I think it is!
Touga: Yes, dumbass. I believe it is.
Akio: You can stop reading the teleprompter now.
Touga: I already did.
Akio: Anthy!
Anthy: So sorry dear brother. (runs off giggling)
Akio: Whore! Okay, let's move on.
Touga: Okay, I'd just like to thank the author for putting this project into production. It's really great working with him.
Akio: Yeah, except when he gets violent.
Touga: Only when you provoke him.
Akio: Is this gonna turn into a clip show?
Touga: Maybe it will, Akio. Maybe it will.
(pause)
Touga: On second thought, no it won't. Anyway, let's take this opportunity to have a few words with the creator. Ladies and gentlemen, great readers of Fanfiction.net, we give you, Evilmini86.
Evilmini86: (enters the hot tub room and sits in a chair) Hello. (shakes hands with Touga and offers hand then fakes out Akio) Hey guys.
Touga: So...(quote fingers) "Evilmini86."
Evilmini86: You can drop the "86."
Touga: Okay, (quo. fing.) "Evilmini."
Evilmini: What's with the quote fingers?
Touga: (quo. fing.) I "don't" know.
Akio: Okay, stop it. Seriously.
Touga: (quo. fing.) "Okay."
FWAPPP!!!
Touga: Dammit! Akio! That hurt!
Akio: I warned you.
Evilmini: Come on! Please! Isn't this "supposed" to be a serious interview?
Touga: Yes, but...
Evilmini: But what? It's hard enough to take it seriously when the two of you are soaking in a heart shaped hot tub in a sleazy motel room.
Akio: Hotel! It's a hotel. The Eternal Love Inn.
Evilmini: Rrrrright. Anyway, can we just move on?
Touga: First off, where did you get the inspiration for this fanfic?
Evilmini: Well, truthfully, from the Crucible.
Akio: That's the famous play by Arthur Miller, is it not?
Evilmini: Why yes it is. It's about the Salem witch trials. And I thought to myself. What if Saionji was the judge and the student council was the jury and Anthy was the defendant as a witch and Nanami was the accuser.
Akio: Where did I come in?
Evilmini: You were just a last minute throw in.
Akio: (sniff) That hurts.
Evilmini: A very important throw in at that. Just look at the lengthy parts you get after first just being a quick gag with a camera. Especially considering the fact that I hate you.
Akio: Yeah, hey!
Evilmini: Next question.
Touga: Why do you write those long conclusions?
Evilmini: You mean the "to be continued" parts?
Touga: Yes.
Evilmini: Well, I first did that in this story I wrote on fictionpress.net called The JEBUS Chronicles. The story was about a school in the middle of nowhere which the children had no parents and were split into two groups: brains against brawn. Then weird diseases start to ravage the faculty and Jebus, Son of Bob, must solve the case. It was fixed to a certain number of parts, like a mini-series. After a mini-series episode, they always give you a little preview. So I carried that to this story as well.
Touga: Interesting. One last question: why do you sometimes write, "why is the author so sexy", in the conclusion? Are too lonely and need attention? Are you vain or are you ugly? What's your story?
Evilmini: (gulp) Um, I just think it's funny. I'm not vain. I don't think I'm good looking at all. And I'm not lonely. I've got a girlfriend. And she thinks I'm hot. And...wait, why am I explaining all this to you?!
Touga: Thank you for coming, Evilmini! See you later.
--Suzuki, Tanaka, and Yamada try to escort Evilmini out of the room. But he runs back in and sits down.
Evilmini: I get to comment on my reviewers too! Touga: Sure, whatever.
Akio: Okay! Next up we have some acknowledgements for you reviewers out there.
Touga: First off, we have to give it up for the first reviewer...
Akio: Who has not only reviewed first, but also the eighth and ninth times!
Touga: A round of applause for "Myself the Great." (both clap)
Akio: I have to say that this girl is an awesome reviewer and has one of the best pen names ever!
Touga: With a great website I might add.
Evilmini: She even went out of her way to AIM me. She said....that I'm a genius! (sheds a tear)
Akio: And her reviews are always lengthy and give you a warm feeling in your heart. Thank you "Myself the Great".
Touga: Yeah...next up, we have to mention "drama-nerd016".
Akio: This, I would assume a girl from the bio...
Touga: But with the name Jamie...well, it could be a guy.
Evilmini: Oh, well. No disrespect to you "drama-nerd016." Anyway, this person is known to the cast and I as "the critic." When there is any slight folly then "the critic" points it out.
Touga: The thing that makes...um...it stand out is the way they blam without blaming.
Akio: Flame without flaming.
Touga: Mame without maming.
Akio: Tame without taming.
Touga: Blame without blaming.
Akio: Name without naming.
Touga: Frame without framing.
Akio: Shame without shaming.
Touga: Um...same without saming?
Akio: No.
Touga: Damn.
Evilmini: And moving on...
Touga: I'd like to mention my personal favorite reviewer. She once said, and I quote: "This is hiliarious! I love it! Touga is so sexy; I love him so much! You know, I hate Akio. Always have always will. He's so annoying. I hate him with a passion. Anyway, update soon please!"
Akio: You forgot about the PS she left at the end.
Touga: What PS?
Akio: And I quote: "PS; Saionji is hot too."
Touga: Oh that...whatever. Anyway, she is a Touga lover, not to mention an Akio hater; therefore, I love her too. May I introduce, "Cherry6124."
Evilmini: She's also a frequent reviewer and always gives me...
Touga: Us.
Evilmini: Whatever. US...feedback.
Akio: I don't like her.
Evilmini: Get over it Lucifer.
Touga: Next up, we have "kaoru66", "knshn4eva", "the shadow archer", "Jolteus", and "Quueenie."
Akio: They are all single reviewers.
Evilmini: Not that that's a bad thing at all. You guys reviewed my story and that is awesome in its self. Your single review is what separates you from the people who just read and click BACK. I thank you all!
Akio: Yeah, yeah.
Touga: Bitter.
Evilmini: Now it's my turn to brag freakishly about my fangirls!
Touga: Excuse you! You aren't a bishonen...
Akio: Extraordinaire!
Evilmini: But I can be! I've gotten numerous eMails from female fans! And at least three have searched me out through Instant Message! HAHAHAHA!
Touga: Oh, big whoop.
Evilmini: Don't test me! I can kill you off in Episode 6: The Day the Playboy Died.
Touga: You wouldn't dare! Cherry6124 would kill you!
Evilmini: Fine. I'll kill him in Episode 6: The Day the Mullet Died.
Akio: HEY! No one's supposed to notice that I have a mullet!
Evilmini: I never would have noticed it if you had kept your hair back in that stupid ball thingy!
Akio: Damn.
Evilmini: Anyway, it's time to brag about Fangirl #1! Buras_Mew! I named her Myu, ain't it cute?!
Akio: Whatever.
Evilmini: HEY! This is MY United States of Whatever, not yours! SO watch it, Mullet Prince. Anyway, Myu is a cute little Canadian girl...GO CANADA...and she was the first fangirl and my bestest eFriend! We are even co-writing a Kingdom Hearts fanfic together called The Fritos of Wrath! Or is it Fridos? Oh, well. Give it up for Buras_Mew!
Akio & Touga: (clap half-assed)
Evilmini: Episode 6: The Death of the Crappy Princes.
Touga: Hey!
Evilmini: Or...A Red Head, A Mullet, and A Funeral. I like that one.
Akio: Okay...we're sorry.
Evilmini: Moving on. Fangirl #2 is Demongirl666666.
Akio: Mmmm...Demon, eh? That kinda sounds like devil. Heh heh heh...
Evilmini: NO! DOWN BOY!!!
Akio: (calls out) Oh, Demongirl! Six six six six six....
Touga: Six.
Akio: I said that already.
Touga: No, you missed one.
Akio: No I didn't.
Touga: Yes you did, there are six sixes in her screen name.
Akio: You only said six twice. And there are far more than that.
Touga: I know. There are six.
Akio: Six what?
Touga: Six sixes.
Akio: Six sixes?
Touga: Yes.
Akio: What's a sixes?
Touga: Plural of six.
Akio: You can't have more than one six. That would be sixty-six.
Touga: No, six sixes is the same as six, six, six, six, six, six.
Akio: Why did you just say sex six times?
Touga: NO! I did not say six sexes!
Akio: There aren't six sexes, silly! There's only two.
Evilmini: Moving on from the stupidity, I'd like to enter myself into the Bishonen Hall of Fame!
Akio: You can't do that!
Evilmini: Why not?
Akio: Um...why not, Touga?
Touga: Because there are far to many of us.
Evilmini: Then why can't I just replace someone?
Touga: How about Miki?
Evilmini: Wait a sec...I see it now. A Miki fangirl is gonna read this chapter and get pissed that we ditched Miki out of the club.
Touga: Yeah, you're right.
Evilmini: But on second thought...if they weren't mad already then they are pretty stupid.
Touga: Right!
Evilmini: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Akio: I don't think it's wise to call your readers stupid.
Touga: Only the Miki lovers!
Evilmini: And the one's who think Miki/Anthy and Miki/Utena stuff makes sense. Honestly!
Akio: Let them live their make believe.
Evilmini: Fine...SUCKERS!
Akio: You're just pissing off more and more readers as you go on. You just set yourself up for like...A MILLION BLAMS AND FLAMES!
Evilmini: Holy crap! "Drama-nerd016"...please take pity on my fanfictioning soul!!!
Touga: That's pretty pathetic.
Evilmini: This thing is getting WAY too long. We should probably call it a night.
Touga: Yeah, good night everybody!
Akio: Oyasumi!
Evilmini: Oyasumi-nasai!
--They all wave goodbye. Touga and Akio turn and stare at Evilmini.
Evilmini: What?
Akio: Well, it's just that...
Touga: Could you leave?
Evilmini: Oh, I see. The bathtub boys need some privacy. Okay, sure sure.
*~*~*~*~*~*TO BE CONTINUED*~*~*~*~*~*
In the next episode of Witch Hunt, one of the cast members of Revolutionary Girl Utena...somebody will DIE!!! Who could they be? How will they die? Why did this chapter suck so badly? How can the author possibly redeem himself? And again... why is he just sooo damn sexy?!!! How many meaningless questions do you think he can pull off? How did he pull off SIX already, right before our very eyes? Are six questions symbolic? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Should the author have a poll for best bishonen of this story? Yes. Okay then! Choose your favorite: Touga Kiryuu, Akio Ohtori, Kyouichi Saionji, Miki Kaoru, Mitsuru Tsuwabuki, The Onion Prince (Tatsuya Kazami), Souji Mikage, Mamiya Chida, Prince Dios, Evilmini86, or Tanaka/Yamada/Suzuki.
(Note: The Onion Prince shall come in later.)
When you submit your vote, you must tell me why you chose him and why you think he is the best bishonen of this story! Vote wisely and not that I need at least 10 votes to make a fair poll...SO VOTE!!! Okay, bye bye...and don't try to freaking vote twice. That is crap! Okay. Until the next installment of...WITCH HUNT!!!
Episode V: The Hotel Room Where Eternity Dwells
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--Touga and Akio relax in a hot Jacuzzi after the big summer barbeque thingy.
Touga: This is one hot Jacuzzi, Mr. Chairman.
Akio: Why yes it is, Mr. President.
Touga: Oh! Why hello out there to all of you readers. 'Tis I, Touga Kiryuu...
Akio: Along with Akio Ohtori.
Touga & Akio: Bishonen extraordinaire!
Touga: Some of you may be wondering, "but where is that hottie Saionji," or "where is the little cutie Miki" or some of you...um...unique people out there might be asking for Mikage and/or Mamiya.
Akio: First off, we are the main bishionen of this show. Second, Saionji couldn't make it because, well, frankly his sister wouldn't let him go. And three's a crowd I must say. Thirdly, Miki's psychological problems kept him from coming.
Touga: That and the fact that we didn't invite him.
Akio: Oh, yeah. Anyway...
Touga: It probably would have been illegal anyway. Isn't he like, twelve or something?
Akio: Something like that. Anyway...
Touga: He is kinda cute though. Even though he is a little boy and all. And of course everyone knows that I am a total homophobe from the Nanami's Egg episode.
Akio: SHUT UP! Anyway, and fourth, Mikage and Mamiya are dead.
Touga: Oh, yeah. I didn't see that one coming. It was just like BLAM and it was all over, ya know?
Akio: Ahem! Back to the topic. We are here to host "a little thanks to all of you out there who have reviewed for this little bit of genius up to this point, um, party"!
Touga: Oh, but beautiful ladies...or gentlemen if I must...please do not fret! If you are feeling perhaps a bit left out, then let me assure you. We shall come back again at the "Hey, we got 48 reviews" party.
Akio: Yes, sweet luscious beauties just waiting to get a taste of this big hunk of bishonen sandwich floating in this hot tub. My chocolaty skin melting away at your fingertips. My manly hands all over your body. My big strong...
Touga: Okay! That's enough of that! Cool it Akio. Do we need to spill some shaved ice in your Speedo? Hahaha. Anyway, first up I'd like to thank our fniggle giggle poo poo!
Akio: What?
Touga: Top story! Big! Big! Big! Fire! Whoooot! Walla Walla Washington!
Akio: Touga! Are you high?
Touga: Frou-frou monkeys on a cold Tuesday.
Akio: Wait a sec! Who's fucking with the teleprompter?!
Touga: I'm sooo horny, watch me squirm!
Akio: Hey! Is that who I think it is!
Touga: Yes, dumbass. I believe it is.
Akio: You can stop reading the teleprompter now.
Touga: I already did.
Akio: Anthy!
Anthy: So sorry dear brother. (runs off giggling)
Akio: Whore! Okay, let's move on.
Touga: Okay, I'd just like to thank the author for putting this project into production. It's really great working with him.
Akio: Yeah, except when he gets violent.
Touga: Only when you provoke him.
Akio: Is this gonna turn into a clip show?
Touga: Maybe it will, Akio. Maybe it will.
(pause)
Touga: On second thought, no it won't. Anyway, let's take this opportunity to have a few words with the creator. Ladies and gentlemen, great readers of Fanfiction.net, we give you, Evilmini86.
Evilmini86: (enters the hot tub room and sits in a chair) Hello. (shakes hands with Touga and offers hand then fakes out Akio) Hey guys.
Touga: So...(quote fingers) "Evilmini86."
Evilmini86: You can drop the "86."
Touga: Okay, (quo. fing.) "Evilmini."
Evilmini: What's with the quote fingers?
Touga: (quo. fing.) I "don't" know.
Akio: Okay, stop it. Seriously.
Touga: (quo. fing.) "Okay."
FWAPPP!!!
Touga: Dammit! Akio! That hurt!
Akio: I warned you.
Evilmini: Come on! Please! Isn't this "supposed" to be a serious interview?
Touga: Yes, but...
Evilmini: But what? It's hard enough to take it seriously when the two of you are soaking in a heart shaped hot tub in a sleazy motel room.
Akio: Hotel! It's a hotel. The Eternal Love Inn.
Evilmini: Rrrrright. Anyway, can we just move on?
Touga: First off, where did you get the inspiration for this fanfic?
Evilmini: Well, truthfully, from the Crucible.
Akio: That's the famous play by Arthur Miller, is it not?
Evilmini: Why yes it is. It's about the Salem witch trials. And I thought to myself. What if Saionji was the judge and the student council was the jury and Anthy was the defendant as a witch and Nanami was the accuser.
Akio: Where did I come in?
Evilmini: You were just a last minute throw in.
Akio: (sniff) That hurts.
Evilmini: A very important throw in at that. Just look at the lengthy parts you get after first just being a quick gag with a camera. Especially considering the fact that I hate you.
Akio: Yeah, hey!
Evilmini: Next question.
Touga: Why do you write those long conclusions?
Evilmini: You mean the "to be continued" parts?
Touga: Yes.
Evilmini: Well, I first did that in this story I wrote on fictionpress.net called The JEBUS Chronicles. The story was about a school in the middle of nowhere which the children had no parents and were split into two groups: brains against brawn. Then weird diseases start to ravage the faculty and Jebus, Son of Bob, must solve the case. It was fixed to a certain number of parts, like a mini-series. After a mini-series episode, they always give you a little preview. So I carried that to this story as well.
Touga: Interesting. One last question: why do you sometimes write, "why is the author so sexy", in the conclusion? Are too lonely and need attention? Are you vain or are you ugly? What's your story?
Evilmini: (gulp) Um, I just think it's funny. I'm not vain. I don't think I'm good looking at all. And I'm not lonely. I've got a girlfriend. And she thinks I'm hot. And...wait, why am I explaining all this to you?!
Touga: Thank you for coming, Evilmini! See you later.
--Suzuki, Tanaka, and Yamada try to escort Evilmini out of the room. But he runs back in and sits down.
Evilmini: I get to comment on my reviewers too! Touga: Sure, whatever.
Akio: Okay! Next up we have some acknowledgements for you reviewers out there.
Touga: First off, we have to give it up for the first reviewer...
Akio: Who has not only reviewed first, but also the eighth and ninth times!
Touga: A round of applause for "Myself the Great." (both clap)
Akio: I have to say that this girl is an awesome reviewer and has one of the best pen names ever!
Touga: With a great website I might add.
Evilmini: She even went out of her way to AIM me. She said....that I'm a genius! (sheds a tear)
Akio: And her reviews are always lengthy and give you a warm feeling in your heart. Thank you "Myself the Great".
Touga: Yeah...next up, we have to mention "drama-nerd016".
Akio: This, I would assume a girl from the bio...
Touga: But with the name Jamie...well, it could be a guy.
Evilmini: Oh, well. No disrespect to you "drama-nerd016." Anyway, this person is known to the cast and I as "the critic." When there is any slight folly then "the critic" points it out.
Touga: The thing that makes...um...it stand out is the way they blam without blaming.
Akio: Flame without flaming.
Touga: Mame without maming.
Akio: Tame without taming.
Touga: Blame without blaming.
Akio: Name without naming.
Touga: Frame without framing.
Akio: Shame without shaming.
Touga: Um...same without saming?
Akio: No.
Touga: Damn.
Evilmini: And moving on...
Touga: I'd like to mention my personal favorite reviewer. She once said, and I quote: "This is hiliarious! I love it! Touga is so sexy; I love him so much! You know, I hate Akio. Always have always will. He's so annoying. I hate him with a passion. Anyway, update soon please!"
Akio: You forgot about the PS she left at the end.
Touga: What PS?
Akio: And I quote: "PS; Saionji is hot too."
Touga: Oh that...whatever. Anyway, she is a Touga lover, not to mention an Akio hater; therefore, I love her too. May I introduce, "Cherry6124."
Evilmini: She's also a frequent reviewer and always gives me...
Touga: Us.
Evilmini: Whatever. US...feedback.
Akio: I don't like her.
Evilmini: Get over it Lucifer.
Touga: Next up, we have "kaoru66", "knshn4eva", "the shadow archer", "Jolteus", and "Quueenie."
Akio: They are all single reviewers.
Evilmini: Not that that's a bad thing at all. You guys reviewed my story and that is awesome in its self. Your single review is what separates you from the people who just read and click BACK. I thank you all!
Akio: Yeah, yeah.
Touga: Bitter.
Evilmini: Now it's my turn to brag freakishly about my fangirls!
Touga: Excuse you! You aren't a bishonen...
Akio: Extraordinaire!
Evilmini: But I can be! I've gotten numerous eMails from female fans! And at least three have searched me out through Instant Message! HAHAHAHA!
Touga: Oh, big whoop.
Evilmini: Don't test me! I can kill you off in Episode 6: The Day the Playboy Died.
Touga: You wouldn't dare! Cherry6124 would kill you!
Evilmini: Fine. I'll kill him in Episode 6: The Day the Mullet Died.
Akio: HEY! No one's supposed to notice that I have a mullet!
Evilmini: I never would have noticed it if you had kept your hair back in that stupid ball thingy!
Akio: Damn.
Evilmini: Anyway, it's time to brag about Fangirl #1! Buras_Mew! I named her Myu, ain't it cute?!
Akio: Whatever.
Evilmini: HEY! This is MY United States of Whatever, not yours! SO watch it, Mullet Prince. Anyway, Myu is a cute little Canadian girl...GO CANADA...and she was the first fangirl and my bestest eFriend! We are even co-writing a Kingdom Hearts fanfic together called The Fritos of Wrath! Or is it Fridos? Oh, well. Give it up for Buras_Mew!
Akio & Touga: (clap half-assed)
Evilmini: Episode 6: The Death of the Crappy Princes.
Touga: Hey!
Evilmini: Or...A Red Head, A Mullet, and A Funeral. I like that one.
Akio: Okay...we're sorry.
Evilmini: Moving on. Fangirl #2 is Demongirl666666.
Akio: Mmmm...Demon, eh? That kinda sounds like devil. Heh heh heh...
Evilmini: NO! DOWN BOY!!!
Akio: (calls out) Oh, Demongirl! Six six six six six....
Touga: Six.
Akio: I said that already.
Touga: No, you missed one.
Akio: No I didn't.
Touga: Yes you did, there are six sixes in her screen name.
Akio: You only said six twice. And there are far more than that.
Touga: I know. There are six.
Akio: Six what?
Touga: Six sixes.
Akio: Six sixes?
Touga: Yes.
Akio: What's a sixes?
Touga: Plural of six.
Akio: You can't have more than one six. That would be sixty-six.
Touga: No, six sixes is the same as six, six, six, six, six, six.
Akio: Why did you just say sex six times?
Touga: NO! I did not say six sexes!
Akio: There aren't six sexes, silly! There's only two.
Evilmini: Moving on from the stupidity, I'd like to enter myself into the Bishonen Hall of Fame!
Akio: You can't do that!
Evilmini: Why not?
Akio: Um...why not, Touga?
Touga: Because there are far to many of us.
Evilmini: Then why can't I just replace someone?
Touga: How about Miki?
Evilmini: Wait a sec...I see it now. A Miki fangirl is gonna read this chapter and get pissed that we ditched Miki out of the club.
Touga: Yeah, you're right.
Evilmini: But on second thought...if they weren't mad already then they are pretty stupid.
Touga: Right!
Evilmini: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Akio: I don't think it's wise to call your readers stupid.
Touga: Only the Miki lovers!
Evilmini: And the one's who think Miki/Anthy and Miki/Utena stuff makes sense. Honestly!
Akio: Let them live their make believe.
Evilmini: Fine...SUCKERS!
Akio: You're just pissing off more and more readers as you go on. You just set yourself up for like...A MILLION BLAMS AND FLAMES!
Evilmini: Holy crap! "Drama-nerd016"...please take pity on my fanfictioning soul!!!
Touga: That's pretty pathetic.
Evilmini: This thing is getting WAY too long. We should probably call it a night.
Touga: Yeah, good night everybody!
Akio: Oyasumi!
Evilmini: Oyasumi-nasai!
--They all wave goodbye. Touga and Akio turn and stare at Evilmini.
Evilmini: What?
Akio: Well, it's just that...
Touga: Could you leave?
Evilmini: Oh, I see. The bathtub boys need some privacy. Okay, sure sure.
*~*~*~*~*~*TO BE CONTINUED*~*~*~*~*~*
In the next episode of Witch Hunt, one of the cast members of Revolutionary Girl Utena...somebody will DIE!!! Who could they be? How will they die? Why did this chapter suck so badly? How can the author possibly redeem himself? And again... why is he just sooo damn sexy?!!! How many meaningless questions do you think he can pull off? How did he pull off SIX already, right before our very eyes? Are six questions symbolic? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Should the author have a poll for best bishonen of this story? Yes. Okay then! Choose your favorite: Touga Kiryuu, Akio Ohtori, Kyouichi Saionji, Miki Kaoru, Mitsuru Tsuwabuki, The Onion Prince (Tatsuya Kazami), Souji Mikage, Mamiya Chida, Prince Dios, Evilmini86, or Tanaka/Yamada/Suzuki.
(Note: The Onion Prince shall come in later.)
When you submit your vote, you must tell me why you chose him and why you think he is the best bishonen of this story! Vote wisely and not that I need at least 10 votes to make a fair poll...SO VOTE!!! Okay, bye bye...and don't try to freaking vote twice. That is crap! Okay. Until the next installment of...WITCH HUNT!!!