Witch Hunt!
Episode VI: The TOTALLY Scandalashious Tape!
E-Ko: Hi! I'm E-Ko!
F-Ko: And I'm F-Ko!
E-Ko: And we are here with some jaw dropping news today!
Solo Shadow Girl (SSG): Snik, snik, snik...
F-Ko: Rrrrrright. Our top story for today: Infamous reviewer drama-nerd016 is not a girl!
E-Ko: Oh! I smell some scandal!
F-Ko: The gender of this reviewer was confusing due to the name Jamie.
E-Ko: However, we have this statement from the author about this unfortunate mix up!
F-Ko: Evilmini86 states: "It is of my deepest apologies that I have written a standout reviewer into one of my stories and gave them the wrong gender. However, I may add that I wrote it in as mildly inconclusive and when I read his reviews initially, I thought that "drama-nerd016" was male. But given the name Jamie, it could have been anybody: male or female. Furthermore, my assumption was entirely false. Therefore, I would like to make a clear retraction for the words typed in Episode 5: reviewer, "drama- nerd016" is in fact a guy. Once again, I do apologize. Thank you. PS: Free Kobe."
E-Ko: Wow! That was heart felt.
F-Ko: With a lot of unneeded diction.
E-Ko: Don't be so pedantic, F-Ko.
F-Ko: My apologizes. I digress.
SSG: Snik, snik, snik...
F-Ko: Okay...anyway! What about that whole Kobe Bryant matter? What's up with that?
(crickets)
E-Ko: Picking back up to the important news, so far the death count in Saionji's witch-hunt has gone to five with the recent death of Nanami Kiryuu. She won't be...I mean will be missed. Let's all give a moment of silence for her and all the others as we scroll their names down the screen.
F-Ko: That shouldn't take very long. There's only 5 names.
E-Ko: SHHHH!!!
SSG: Snik, snik, snik...
(stare)
E-ko: And now for a moment of silence...
F-ko: ...
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--The cast of Utena sits around the TV watching the news.
Juri: Oh, shit, this is gonna take forever. Sorry, had to say it.
Miki: I don't wanna watch HER name scroll down.
Touga: You act like all the molesting is over.
Utena: Yeah, what about that freaky music teacher that Kozue pushed down the stares?
Miki: Happy place, happy place.
Touga: Can you all quiet down? If Saionji finds us, then we have to go to trial. The man's crazy! And you saw what the author wrote.
Akio: (hiding under a blanket) In the next episode of Witch Hunt somebody's gonna die!
Touga: Exactly!
Utena: What scares me is that he never made a big deal about it when he killed off Mamiya, Mikage, Kanae, or Nanami you know? Right Anthy?
Anthy: ...
Utena: Anthy? (shakes her) Wake up! Oh my God! HIMEMIYA!
Touga: Don't yell!
Miki: NO! My shining thing!
Utena: Back off. Anthy are you okay? Are you okay?!
Anthy: ...
Utena: NO! She's dead! (cries) Anthy! I love you!
Anthy: There.
All: Huh?
Anthy: The moment of Silence is over.
All: (falls over anime style)
Utena: Don't scare us like that.
Miki: Yeah, "shining thing."
(crickets)
Akio: He can get us at any second!
Touga: Huh? Saionji.
Akio: It doesn't matter where we hide. The author can do as he pleases!
Touga: Oh. Well, then doesn't that mean that he's making us hide here right now?
Akio: Shhh! Don't mess with my hypothesis.
Juri: Why did I hide in this storage room with you guys?
(footsteps are heard outside)
Touga: Everybody. Quiet!
(step step step)
Miki: (whimper)
(step step step)
Akio: (shiver)
(step step step)
--Slowly, the door opens. Light crashes into the room and the figure is lapsed in shadow.
Akio: Don't kill me please!
--The figure steps in and shuts the door.
Juri: Shiori?
Shiori: I was just looking for you guys. Why are you in here?
Touga: How did you find us?
Shiori: I heard a TV.
Touga: Oh. Damn.
Shiori: So why are you all hiding in here?
Akio: Because!
Miki: Someone is gonna die in this episode and we don't know who?
Shiori: Can't you just read the script?
Touga: All it said was that we all hide in here. So here we are.
Utena: Wait a second, Touga. If the script says that we're hiding in here...then if Saionji reads his script...
Touga: Fuck.
Juri: Fuck is right. We're screwed! We can't leave now. We'll be way to suspicious!
Touga: What do we do then?
Juri: We need a new plan!
Miki: Dig!
Touga: What?
Anthy: Are you suggesting that we dig a whole in the ground and tunnel away?
Miki: Yeah!
Touga: Okay, that's just stupid.
Akio: The floors are tiled with linoleum and under that is wood paneling. Plus, we don't have any digging utensils.
Touga: (giggling) Utensils. Utena! HAHAHAHA!
Utena: Grrr...leave me alone Toga!
Touga: How dare you call me a toga!
Juri: You called her a utensil!
Touga: JURY!
Juri: Hey!
Miki: At least no one can make fun of my name.
(crickets)
All (except for Miki): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Miki: Hey!
Akio: M-I-C-
Touga: C ya real soon.
Akio: K-E-Y
Juri: Y? It's 'cause we like you.
All (except for Miki): M-O-U-S-E!!!
Miki: Hey!
Anthy: I like sing-a-longs!
Utena: And what's up with the fact that your name is Miki-four letters-but your nickname is Mickey-six letters-it's longer and it sounds almost exactly the same.
Miki: Not one person that sees the name Utena that hasn't seen it before can pronounce it!
Akio: Yu-teena!
Utena: Shut up!
Miki: And what about Akio and Anthy! Are they black or what? Nobody ever says anything, but I gotta know!
Anthy: We're supposed to be Indian.
Miki: We'll why don't you look Indian?
Touga: You guys just look black with a bindi.
Akio: Oh, thanks.
Utena: And what about that mullet?
Akio: Leave it alone.
Utena: The good thing is you have to cut it off for the movie.
Akio: Don't remind me.
Anthy: I have to get a perm for the movie.
Utena: Me too. And I have to tie it up to look like a boy for half of it.
Anthy: But this time we get THREE on screen kisses!
Utena: WHOO-HOO!!!
Touga: Well, my hair just has to grow some more. And I get to sleep with Shiori.
Akio & Touga: AGAIN! HAHAHAHA!
Juri: (whimper) But don't you get molested...and don't you drown to death?
Touga: (whispers) If it wasn't for you, yeah.
Juri: What?!
Touga: Nothing. (whispers) Red shoe wearing whore!
Miki: I have to let my hair grow. It's gonna be like a mullet in progress. (whimpers)
Juri: My hair is longer and with less curls. It's hot!
Anthy: But we already made the movie.
Akio: It was just a phantom of existence!
Touga: Again? You really need to stop that.
Anthy: Watch the news everybody!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
E-ko: I have the most totally scandalous tape!
F-ko: Well, I have the most totally scandalashious videotape!
E-ko: Well, I have the most totally scandalashious-ish-ish-ous DVD!
F-ko: Fine. You win!
E-ko: Yay! Let's have a look-see!
(DVD is playing)
F-ko: Hey! That's the freaky movie that kills you from The Ring.
E-ko: Oh, sorry. Next!
(playing)
Touga: Konnichiwa. Kiryuu Touga-desu. Namae-wa nan-desu ka?
Akio: Hello. I'm Touga Kiryuu. What is your name?
Touga: Anata-wa kanji-te i-masu d?yatte-desu ka? I-idesu ka?
Akio: How are you feeling? Good?
Touga: Watashi-to ki-masu.
Akio: Come with me.
Touga: Bangohan-de, odotte i-masu...
Akio: Dinner, dancing...
Touga: Anata-no bango nan-desu ka?
Akio: What is your number?
Touga: Sayonara.
Akio: Goodbye.
Touga: Soreja.
Akio: See you.
(DVD stop)
F-ko: What was that?
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Utena: Yeah, what was that?
Touga: Akio and I made a "self-help" video for guys to pick up women in Japanese.
Juri: Oh, yeah, that's a necessity. Wherever you travel, you've got to be able to get a date.
Akio: Exactly.
Juri: (sigh)
Shiori: Either of you two want a date?
Touga: Hai.
Akio: Yes.
Touga: Bangohan-desu ka?
Akio: Dinner?
Shiori: Yukkuri it-te kudasai.
Akio: Please say it slower.
Juri: Jesus! Shiori! Stop it!
Shiori: (giggles)
Juri: I'm tired of this. I'm leaving.
Miki: NO! Juri, you'll die!
Juri: At the moment, I don't care. I say we all go to the courtroom and get it all over with. You cannot escape fate. If one of us was meant to die in this episode then let it be!
Anthy: Very profound.
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F-ko: Can I show my tape now?
E-ko: Yes. Mine was a little dumb.
F-ko: At least there wasn't a cow in it this time.
E-ko: Yeah.
F-ko: Here's mine!
(tape in...play)
Akio: You still should have invited that girl.
Touga: You mean Keiko?
Akio: Yes. Three guys is going to be a little...well...different.
Saionji: Trying to sound innocent, are we?
Akio: Just cautious.
Touga: How silly Mr. Cameraman.
Saionji: What's with the camera anyway?
Akio: I have a collection.
Touga: I hate having to help label and catalogue all of those.
Saionji: Okay. What have I gotten myself into?
Akio: A big dose of yaoi-fangirl-bishonen-fanservice!
Saionji: What if someone finds the tape?
Touga: Don't worry about it. Let's see, it's not too late for me to call Nanami's friends if you want.
Akio: Hmmm...I'm thinking.
Saionji: I don't think I'm ready for...
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Utena: (turning TV off) Sweet Jesus!
Miki: AHHHHHH!!! My eyes! My virgin eyes!
Akio: Holy crap!
Touga: Uh oh. Saionji's gonna kill you!
Akio: Why me?
Touga: You had the camera!
Akio: So! You said: "don't worry about it!"
Touga: SO!
Akio: He's gonna kill you not me!
Touga: No you!
Akio: You!
Touga: You!
Akio: YOU!
Touga: YOU!!!
Juri: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
(crickets)
Juri: Let's go! Who's with me?
Utena: I'll go. Come on Anthy.
Anthy: Okay, Prince Utena.
Shiori: I'll go.
Miki: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Juri: Don't worry; I'll drag him there. Come on! Even you two!
Touga & Akio: Damn.
--They all go up to the courtroom in the freakishly cramped elevator. The courtroom looks the same, but Saionji is nowhere to be found. Instead, Midori sits nobly at the judge's seat.
Juri: Midori? But where is...
Midori: Have you all forgotten? I am the new judge.
Shiori: AAAAHHH! It's me! I knew it! Evilmini is gonna kill me!
Midori: Take you seats please. Ahem. Now, please raise your hand if you like my brother as a friend and only a friend.
--Touga shakes his hand (like: Eeee, kinda.)
Midori: Anyone like him more than a friend?
(crickets)
Midori: Okay, who doesn't like him?
--All hands shoot up; Touga still quivers his hand.
Midori: Okay. Then I hope that no one objects to my previous judgment.
Utena: What judgment?
Midori: You see, Kyouichi and I got into a little brother/sister spat and well, I sort of lost it and...and...
Touga: And what?
Midori: Ran him through with his katana.
Touga: oh.
Miki: (gulp)
Akio: Ok?
Utena: Ran him through, huh?
Anthy: Now he can't hurt Chu Chu.
Utena: Anthy!
Anthy: Sorry.
Midori: Okay. Well, meeting adjourned. See you all tomorrow. And don't be late. That's a little pet peev of mine. (grin)
*~*~*~*~*~*TO BE CONTINUED*~*~*~*~*~*
Is Midori crazy? Why did she kill Saionji? Did everybody for get about the tape from the end of Episode II? Why can't the author think of anymore questions, except for the famous...why is the author so damn sexy? Whooot! Um...I literally can't think of any questions. Hmmm...Jesus Christ! Oh, well. See you for the next installment of Witch Hunt!
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Episode VI: The TOTALLY Scandalashious Tape!
E-Ko: Hi! I'm E-Ko!
F-Ko: And I'm F-Ko!
E-Ko: And we are here with some jaw dropping news today!
Solo Shadow Girl (SSG): Snik, snik, snik...
F-Ko: Rrrrrright. Our top story for today: Infamous reviewer drama-nerd016 is not a girl!
E-Ko: Oh! I smell some scandal!
F-Ko: The gender of this reviewer was confusing due to the name Jamie.
E-Ko: However, we have this statement from the author about this unfortunate mix up!
F-Ko: Evilmini86 states: "It is of my deepest apologies that I have written a standout reviewer into one of my stories and gave them the wrong gender. However, I may add that I wrote it in as mildly inconclusive and when I read his reviews initially, I thought that "drama-nerd016" was male. But given the name Jamie, it could have been anybody: male or female. Furthermore, my assumption was entirely false. Therefore, I would like to make a clear retraction for the words typed in Episode 5: reviewer, "drama- nerd016" is in fact a guy. Once again, I do apologize. Thank you. PS: Free Kobe."
E-Ko: Wow! That was heart felt.
F-Ko: With a lot of unneeded diction.
E-Ko: Don't be so pedantic, F-Ko.
F-Ko: My apologizes. I digress.
SSG: Snik, snik, snik...
F-Ko: Okay...anyway! What about that whole Kobe Bryant matter? What's up with that?
(crickets)
E-Ko: Picking back up to the important news, so far the death count in Saionji's witch-hunt has gone to five with the recent death of Nanami Kiryuu. She won't be...I mean will be missed. Let's all give a moment of silence for her and all the others as we scroll their names down the screen.
F-Ko: That shouldn't take very long. There's only 5 names.
E-Ko: SHHHH!!!
SSG: Snik, snik, snik...
(stare)
E-ko: And now for a moment of silence...
F-ko: ...
E-ko: ...
F-ko: ...
E-ko: ...
F-ko: ...
E-ko: ...
F-ko: ...
E-ko: ...
F-ko: ...
E-ko: ...
F-ko: ...
E-ko: ...
F-ko: ...
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E-ko: ...
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E-ko: ...
F-ko: ...
E-ko: ...
--The cast of Utena sits around the TV watching the news.
Juri: Oh, shit, this is gonna take forever. Sorry, had to say it.
Miki: I don't wanna watch HER name scroll down.
Touga: You act like all the molesting is over.
Utena: Yeah, what about that freaky music teacher that Kozue pushed down the stares?
Miki: Happy place, happy place.
Touga: Can you all quiet down? If Saionji finds us, then we have to go to trial. The man's crazy! And you saw what the author wrote.
Akio: (hiding under a blanket) In the next episode of Witch Hunt somebody's gonna die!
Touga: Exactly!
Utena: What scares me is that he never made a big deal about it when he killed off Mamiya, Mikage, Kanae, or Nanami you know? Right Anthy?
Anthy: ...
Utena: Anthy? (shakes her) Wake up! Oh my God! HIMEMIYA!
Touga: Don't yell!
Miki: NO! My shining thing!
Utena: Back off. Anthy are you okay? Are you okay?!
Anthy: ...
Utena: NO! She's dead! (cries) Anthy! I love you!
Anthy: There.
All: Huh?
Anthy: The moment of Silence is over.
All: (falls over anime style)
Utena: Don't scare us like that.
Miki: Yeah, "shining thing."
(crickets)
Akio: He can get us at any second!
Touga: Huh? Saionji.
Akio: It doesn't matter where we hide. The author can do as he pleases!
Touga: Oh. Well, then doesn't that mean that he's making us hide here right now?
Akio: Shhh! Don't mess with my hypothesis.
Juri: Why did I hide in this storage room with you guys?
(footsteps are heard outside)
Touga: Everybody. Quiet!
(step step step)
Miki: (whimper)
(step step step)
Akio: (shiver)
(step step step)
--Slowly, the door opens. Light crashes into the room and the figure is lapsed in shadow.
Akio: Don't kill me please!
--The figure steps in and shuts the door.
Juri: Shiori?
Shiori: I was just looking for you guys. Why are you in here?
Touga: How did you find us?
Shiori: I heard a TV.
Touga: Oh. Damn.
Shiori: So why are you all hiding in here?
Akio: Because!
Miki: Someone is gonna die in this episode and we don't know who?
Shiori: Can't you just read the script?
Touga: All it said was that we all hide in here. So here we are.
Utena: Wait a second, Touga. If the script says that we're hiding in here...then if Saionji reads his script...
Touga: Fuck.
Juri: Fuck is right. We're screwed! We can't leave now. We'll be way to suspicious!
Touga: What do we do then?
Juri: We need a new plan!
Miki: Dig!
Touga: What?
Anthy: Are you suggesting that we dig a whole in the ground and tunnel away?
Miki: Yeah!
Touga: Okay, that's just stupid.
Akio: The floors are tiled with linoleum and under that is wood paneling. Plus, we don't have any digging utensils.
Touga: (giggling) Utensils. Utena! HAHAHAHA!
Utena: Grrr...leave me alone Toga!
Touga: How dare you call me a toga!
Juri: You called her a utensil!
Touga: JURY!
Juri: Hey!
Miki: At least no one can make fun of my name.
(crickets)
All (except for Miki): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Miki: Hey!
Akio: M-I-C-
Touga: C ya real soon.
Akio: K-E-Y
Juri: Y? It's 'cause we like you.
All (except for Miki): M-O-U-S-E!!!
Miki: Hey!
Anthy: I like sing-a-longs!
Utena: And what's up with the fact that your name is Miki-four letters-but your nickname is Mickey-six letters-it's longer and it sounds almost exactly the same.
Miki: Not one person that sees the name Utena that hasn't seen it before can pronounce it!
Akio: Yu-teena!
Utena: Shut up!
Miki: And what about Akio and Anthy! Are they black or what? Nobody ever says anything, but I gotta know!
Anthy: We're supposed to be Indian.
Miki: We'll why don't you look Indian?
Touga: You guys just look black with a bindi.
Akio: Oh, thanks.
Utena: And what about that mullet?
Akio: Leave it alone.
Utena: The good thing is you have to cut it off for the movie.
Akio: Don't remind me.
Anthy: I have to get a perm for the movie.
Utena: Me too. And I have to tie it up to look like a boy for half of it.
Anthy: But this time we get THREE on screen kisses!
Utena: WHOO-HOO!!!
Touga: Well, my hair just has to grow some more. And I get to sleep with Shiori.
Akio & Touga: AGAIN! HAHAHAHA!
Juri: (whimper) But don't you get molested...and don't you drown to death?
Touga: (whispers) If it wasn't for you, yeah.
Juri: What?!
Touga: Nothing. (whispers) Red shoe wearing whore!
Miki: I have to let my hair grow. It's gonna be like a mullet in progress. (whimpers)
Juri: My hair is longer and with less curls. It's hot!
Anthy: But we already made the movie.
Akio: It was just a phantom of existence!
Touga: Again? You really need to stop that.
Anthy: Watch the news everybody!
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
E-ko: I have the most totally scandalous tape!
F-ko: Well, I have the most totally scandalashious videotape!
E-ko: Well, I have the most totally scandalashious-ish-ish-ous DVD!
F-ko: Fine. You win!
E-ko: Yay! Let's have a look-see!
(DVD is playing)
F-ko: Hey! That's the freaky movie that kills you from The Ring.
E-ko: Oh, sorry. Next!
(playing)
Touga: Konnichiwa. Kiryuu Touga-desu. Namae-wa nan-desu ka?
Akio: Hello. I'm Touga Kiryuu. What is your name?
Touga: Anata-wa kanji-te i-masu d?yatte-desu ka? I-idesu ka?
Akio: How are you feeling? Good?
Touga: Watashi-to ki-masu.
Akio: Come with me.
Touga: Bangohan-de, odotte i-masu...
Akio: Dinner, dancing...
Touga: Anata-no bango nan-desu ka?
Akio: What is your number?
Touga: Sayonara.
Akio: Goodbye.
Touga: Soreja.
Akio: See you.
(DVD stop)
F-ko: What was that?
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Utena: Yeah, what was that?
Touga: Akio and I made a "self-help" video for guys to pick up women in Japanese.
Juri: Oh, yeah, that's a necessity. Wherever you travel, you've got to be able to get a date.
Akio: Exactly.
Juri: (sigh)
Shiori: Either of you two want a date?
Touga: Hai.
Akio: Yes.
Touga: Bangohan-desu ka?
Akio: Dinner?
Shiori: Yukkuri it-te kudasai.
Akio: Please say it slower.
Juri: Jesus! Shiori! Stop it!
Shiori: (giggles)
Juri: I'm tired of this. I'm leaving.
Miki: NO! Juri, you'll die!
Juri: At the moment, I don't care. I say we all go to the courtroom and get it all over with. You cannot escape fate. If one of us was meant to die in this episode then let it be!
Anthy: Very profound.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
F-ko: Can I show my tape now?
E-ko: Yes. Mine was a little dumb.
F-ko: At least there wasn't a cow in it this time.
E-ko: Yeah.
F-ko: Here's mine!
(tape in...play)
Akio: You still should have invited that girl.
Touga: You mean Keiko?
Akio: Yes. Three guys is going to be a little...well...different.
Saionji: Trying to sound innocent, are we?
Akio: Just cautious.
Touga: How silly Mr. Cameraman.
Saionji: What's with the camera anyway?
Akio: I have a collection.
Touga: I hate having to help label and catalogue all of those.
Saionji: Okay. What have I gotten myself into?
Akio: A big dose of yaoi-fangirl-bishonen-fanservice!
Saionji: What if someone finds the tape?
Touga: Don't worry about it. Let's see, it's not too late for me to call Nanami's friends if you want.
Akio: Hmmm...I'm thinking.
Saionji: I don't think I'm ready for...
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Utena: (turning TV off) Sweet Jesus!
Miki: AHHHHHH!!! My eyes! My virgin eyes!
Akio: Holy crap!
Touga: Uh oh. Saionji's gonna kill you!
Akio: Why me?
Touga: You had the camera!
Akio: So! You said: "don't worry about it!"
Touga: SO!
Akio: He's gonna kill you not me!
Touga: No you!
Akio: You!
Touga: You!
Akio: YOU!
Touga: YOU!!!
Juri: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!
(crickets)
Juri: Let's go! Who's with me?
Utena: I'll go. Come on Anthy.
Anthy: Okay, Prince Utena.
Shiori: I'll go.
Miki: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Juri: Don't worry; I'll drag him there. Come on! Even you two!
Touga & Akio: Damn.
--They all go up to the courtroom in the freakishly cramped elevator. The courtroom looks the same, but Saionji is nowhere to be found. Instead, Midori sits nobly at the judge's seat.
Juri: Midori? But where is...
Midori: Have you all forgotten? I am the new judge.
Shiori: AAAAHHH! It's me! I knew it! Evilmini is gonna kill me!
Midori: Take you seats please. Ahem. Now, please raise your hand if you like my brother as a friend and only a friend.
--Touga shakes his hand (like: Eeee, kinda.)
Midori: Anyone like him more than a friend?
(crickets)
Midori: Okay, who doesn't like him?
--All hands shoot up; Touga still quivers his hand.
Midori: Okay. Then I hope that no one objects to my previous judgment.
Utena: What judgment?
Midori: You see, Kyouichi and I got into a little brother/sister spat and well, I sort of lost it and...and...
Touga: And what?
Midori: Ran him through with his katana.
Touga: oh.
Miki: (gulp)
Akio: Ok?
Utena: Ran him through, huh?
Anthy: Now he can't hurt Chu Chu.
Utena: Anthy!
Anthy: Sorry.
Midori: Okay. Well, meeting adjourned. See you all tomorrow. And don't be late. That's a little pet peev of mine. (grin)
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Is Midori crazy? Why did she kill Saionji? Did everybody for get about the tape from the end of Episode II? Why can't the author think of anymore questions, except for the famous...why is the author so damn sexy? Whooot! Um...I literally can't think of any questions. Hmmm...Jesus Christ! Oh, well. See you for the next installment of Witch Hunt!
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