This is probably going to be the craziest work I've done! This is what happens when you eat WAY too much chocolate in one go kids! Be warned this WILL have implied Yaoi. Flames will be laughed at then I will bitch back at you if it's lame! Otherwise please enjoy!
The Tekken painting tournament
Chapter one: Lee steals the Mona Lisa
One day, Heihachi, being the evil git he is, decided to hold another tournament, but not any tournament, a Tekken PAINTING tournament! Only the best paintings will survive!!!
*MFE building 110th floor Heihachi's office*
Heihachi: All of the fig-err I mean painters will be arriving soon, but no one will beat me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Kazuya and Lee walk in*
Kaz: What was that? Oh no I don't think so old man, you're going down in this tournament for sure! *Smirks* Just, you, wait...
Lee: Ha no way! I'll beat you two this time! *Smirks smugly* Behold My first painting already finished! *Unveils portrait of the Mona Lisa* you like it?
Kaz: what the? *I arrive*
Me: Hi I'm Jade I- whoa! Wait a second what the HELL are you doing with that Lee??? *Points to the Mona Lisa*
Lee: Err...*Scratches head nervously*
Me: You stole it didn't you! *Lee looks sheepish* Lee you sneaky thief, that painting is priceless!
Lee: Err, and your point is? *I roll my eyes in disbelief while Heihachi and Kazuya fall down Anime style*
Me: Well Duh! It's stealing! And It's cheating you have to paint your own work dumbass! *Glares*
Lee: *Crestfallen* But...Ah all right Jade! I'll paint my own picture then! *Mutters* Spoilsport.
Me: Hey I heard that! *Smacks Lee over the head* I'm not a spoilsport I'm just abiding by the rules unlike you.
Kaz: Ha, Ha! *Smirks at Lee who glares* I agree, but, Jade what are you going to do with that? *Motions to the Mona Lisa*
H: It's priceless yes? Then it's mine! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *Laughs his head off*
TEN MINUTES LATER...
H: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Starts choking from lack of air* Ack! *Grabs throat*
Me: *Me, Lee and Kaz have our ears plugged* has he stopped? ... Thank the gods for that! *Goes over and hits Hiehachi on the back* put a plug in it will you! *Stuffs Heihachi's mouth with blue tack, yes you read right BLUE TACK, I'd like to she him pick all of THAT out of his mouth! *
Kaz: Err Jade you still haven't...you know...*Points to the Mona Lisa AGAIN*
Me: Yeah okay I'll take it now before the cops come or something! *Push's Heihachi over and grabs the painting before rushing out the door*
Hiehachi: *Picks himself up from the floor and tugs blue tack out of his mouth* I wanted that! Bitch! If only she didn't push me over! *Begins to cry like a big ass baby*
Kaz: Oh dear god! He's blubbering! *Rolls eyes then backs away from Herihachi* I don't know him...
Lee: Oh Jesus! I don't think I can take this! First he's laughing now he's crying? What's he been taking! *Shakes head* Wait...we could always shut him up... *Smiles suggestively to Kazuya*
Kazuya: You know I think we should! You first, brother? *Grins*
Lee: *Smirks* Why thank you! *Both proceed to whoop Heihachi's big fat pansy ass*
*Hwoarang and Jin walk in*
Hwo: I'm sure this is were we are supposed to-Oh looks like your screwed up family are arguing again J-Kazama.
Jin: so I noticed, they never-wait a second, did you just call me Jin? *Looks suspicious*
Hwo: No!... *Blushes*
Lee: Hey look! *Stops kicking Heihachi's ass* The red head's blushing! *Snickers*
Kaz: Yeah! Redder than his hair! *Sniggers along with Lee*
H: *his face grows even redder* Shut up both of you! You little- (Sorry it WAY too rude to type kids!) DUMBASSES!!! *Pants heavily*
Kaz & Lee: *Eyes wide open* Uhuh...
Kaz: Jesus...he swears worse than you do Lee... *Both stand there rigid, eyes still wide*
Jin: *Waves a hand over Lee and Kazuya's faces but gets no reaction* Hwoarang, you've zoned them out...*Smiles* Cool!
H: Yeah I know I'm cool! I'm the best! *Does a victory pose by sitting on a semi unconscious Heihachi*
H: grnnnhh!!! *Falls unconscious*
J: *Mutters* You sure are.. *Cough* I mean you sure think you are but I won the third and fourth tournaments remember? *Smirks*
H: Humph! *Fold arms* You just got lucky! But I'll beat you at this painting tournament that's for sure! *Smirks*
Jin: *Rolls eyes while voice is dripping in sarcasm* Yeah, SURE you are! *Shakes head*
H: You don't believe me? Well then my the best painter win! *give Jin his trademark smirk before turning and walking off out the door*
Jin: *Shakes head* That guy... *Ling and Miharu arrive*
Ling: Like hi Jinny! *Giggles*
Jin: *Mutters* Oh dear god no! *Coughs* Uh hi Lin- *Breaks off as Ling jumps onto Jin's back hugging him*
Ling: Jinny! You've entered the contest too! That's so cool! *Hugs Jin even tighter as he struggles to hold he weight* By the way thanks for sending me that e-E-mail warning me about the 4th tournament! *Looks at watch* Oops! Look at the time me and Miharu have to go to our art lesson now! 8jumps off Jin* Bye Jinny! *Ling waves before leaving, Miharu not far behind, a huge blush on her face*
Jin: Huh??? *Scratches head* But I never sent he an E-mail...
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Way hey! First chapter up! Thanks to my pal Sapphire 17 who told me a while back that I should try more humor, so here it is! PS Sorry about the last part! I know I sorta stole it of your fic, I hope you don't mind!
Mia-chan: Yay! I'm in my happy fic! I'm in my happy fic! *Throws confetti*
Cyn-Chan: Oh. Great another nice humorous fic *Shudders*
Me: Meet my new muse! Cyn-Chan! The oh so angsty one!
Cyn-Chan: No I'm not. I'm just Cursed...
Me: *Rolls eyes* See what I mean?
Mia-Chan: Oh come on Cynny! Were friends! *Hugs Cyn-Chan*
Cyn-Chan:... *Blushes slightly*
Me: well I hope you guys like it anyway and that you'll review! Most of all I hope you like it! Did you noticed the implied Yaoi pairings? I'm sure you guessed one at least! R+R Please! Luv you all! Bye!
Mia-Chan: Bye!! *Waves happily*
Cyn-Chan:...
The Tekken painting tournament
Chapter one: Lee steals the Mona Lisa
One day, Heihachi, being the evil git he is, decided to hold another tournament, but not any tournament, a Tekken PAINTING tournament! Only the best paintings will survive!!!
*MFE building 110th floor Heihachi's office*
Heihachi: All of the fig-err I mean painters will be arriving soon, but no one will beat me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *Kazuya and Lee walk in*
Kaz: What was that? Oh no I don't think so old man, you're going down in this tournament for sure! *Smirks* Just, you, wait...
Lee: Ha no way! I'll beat you two this time! *Smirks smugly* Behold My first painting already finished! *Unveils portrait of the Mona Lisa* you like it?
Kaz: what the? *I arrive*
Me: Hi I'm Jade I- whoa! Wait a second what the HELL are you doing with that Lee??? *Points to the Mona Lisa*
Lee: Err...*Scratches head nervously*
Me: You stole it didn't you! *Lee looks sheepish* Lee you sneaky thief, that painting is priceless!
Lee: Err, and your point is? *I roll my eyes in disbelief while Heihachi and Kazuya fall down Anime style*
Me: Well Duh! It's stealing! And It's cheating you have to paint your own work dumbass! *Glares*
Lee: *Crestfallen* But...Ah all right Jade! I'll paint my own picture then! *Mutters* Spoilsport.
Me: Hey I heard that! *Smacks Lee over the head* I'm not a spoilsport I'm just abiding by the rules unlike you.
Kaz: Ha, Ha! *Smirks at Lee who glares* I agree, but, Jade what are you going to do with that? *Motions to the Mona Lisa*
H: It's priceless yes? Then it's mine! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... *Laughs his head off*
TEN MINUTES LATER...
H: ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Starts choking from lack of air* Ack! *Grabs throat*
Me: *Me, Lee and Kaz have our ears plugged* has he stopped? ... Thank the gods for that! *Goes over and hits Hiehachi on the back* put a plug in it will you! *Stuffs Heihachi's mouth with blue tack, yes you read right BLUE TACK, I'd like to she him pick all of THAT out of his mouth! *
Kaz: Err Jade you still haven't...you know...*Points to the Mona Lisa AGAIN*
Me: Yeah okay I'll take it now before the cops come or something! *Push's Heihachi over and grabs the painting before rushing out the door*
Hiehachi: *Picks himself up from the floor and tugs blue tack out of his mouth* I wanted that! Bitch! If only she didn't push me over! *Begins to cry like a big ass baby*
Kaz: Oh dear god! He's blubbering! *Rolls eyes then backs away from Herihachi* I don't know him...
Lee: Oh Jesus! I don't think I can take this! First he's laughing now he's crying? What's he been taking! *Shakes head* Wait...we could always shut him up... *Smiles suggestively to Kazuya*
Kazuya: You know I think we should! You first, brother? *Grins*
Lee: *Smirks* Why thank you! *Both proceed to whoop Heihachi's big fat pansy ass*
*Hwoarang and Jin walk in*
Hwo: I'm sure this is were we are supposed to-Oh looks like your screwed up family are arguing again J-Kazama.
Jin: so I noticed, they never-wait a second, did you just call me Jin? *Looks suspicious*
Hwo: No!... *Blushes*
Lee: Hey look! *Stops kicking Heihachi's ass* The red head's blushing! *Snickers*
Kaz: Yeah! Redder than his hair! *Sniggers along with Lee*
H: *his face grows even redder* Shut up both of you! You little- (Sorry it WAY too rude to type kids!) DUMBASSES!!! *Pants heavily*
Kaz & Lee: *Eyes wide open* Uhuh...
Kaz: Jesus...he swears worse than you do Lee... *Both stand there rigid, eyes still wide*
Jin: *Waves a hand over Lee and Kazuya's faces but gets no reaction* Hwoarang, you've zoned them out...*Smiles* Cool!
H: Yeah I know I'm cool! I'm the best! *Does a victory pose by sitting on a semi unconscious Heihachi*
H: grnnnhh!!! *Falls unconscious*
J: *Mutters* You sure are.. *Cough* I mean you sure think you are but I won the third and fourth tournaments remember? *Smirks*
H: Humph! *Fold arms* You just got lucky! But I'll beat you at this painting tournament that's for sure! *Smirks*
Jin: *Rolls eyes while voice is dripping in sarcasm* Yeah, SURE you are! *Shakes head*
H: You don't believe me? Well then my the best painter win! *give Jin his trademark smirk before turning and walking off out the door*
Jin: *Shakes head* That guy... *Ling and Miharu arrive*
Ling: Like hi Jinny! *Giggles*
Jin: *Mutters* Oh dear god no! *Coughs* Uh hi Lin- *Breaks off as Ling jumps onto Jin's back hugging him*
Ling: Jinny! You've entered the contest too! That's so cool! *Hugs Jin even tighter as he struggles to hold he weight* By the way thanks for sending me that e-E-mail warning me about the 4th tournament! *Looks at watch* Oops! Look at the time me and Miharu have to go to our art lesson now! 8jumps off Jin* Bye Jinny! *Ling waves before leaving, Miharu not far behind, a huge blush on her face*
Jin: Huh??? *Scratches head* But I never sent he an E-mail...
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Way hey! First chapter up! Thanks to my pal Sapphire 17 who told me a while back that I should try more humor, so here it is! PS Sorry about the last part! I know I sorta stole it of your fic, I hope you don't mind!
Mia-chan: Yay! I'm in my happy fic! I'm in my happy fic! *Throws confetti*
Cyn-Chan: Oh. Great another nice humorous fic *Shudders*
Me: Meet my new muse! Cyn-Chan! The oh so angsty one!
Cyn-Chan: No I'm not. I'm just Cursed...
Me: *Rolls eyes* See what I mean?
Mia-Chan: Oh come on Cynny! Were friends! *Hugs Cyn-Chan*
Cyn-Chan:... *Blushes slightly*
Me: well I hope you guys like it anyway and that you'll review! Most of all I hope you like it! Did you noticed the implied Yaoi pairings? I'm sure you guessed one at least! R+R Please! Luv you all! Bye!
Mia-Chan: Bye!! *Waves happily*
Cyn-Chan:...