'Hey! Hey! I'm back yes I finally had the time to update this thing! *Sigh*
Christmas was hell...thought I DID get loads of pressies! Including the one
and only SOUL CALIBUR 2!!! *Punches the air*
Jen: Shut.Up.about.Soul.Calibur.2 NOW. *Vain throbs in temple*
Me: *Evil grin* Ha! Ha! I've been bugging her with it all day, but not as much as...
Mia-Chan: KILIK! OMG HE IS SOOOO HOT!!!! *Hugs Kilik Plushie* EEK!!!YUNGSUNG!!!! *Glomps Yungsung Plushie* CUTE BISHI'S!!!
Me: *Sigh*...Mia-Chan she likes Yungsung! ^^ though I am pissed off at Namco for the fact that Yungsung is a crap(Ish) copy of Hwoarang....hmm maybe Yungsung is his great, great, great...
10 MINUTES LATER...
Me: ...Great grandfather! *Pants* you never know!
Jen: *Glares* Get on with it!
Alright! Alright! *Like Wakka* on with tha story ya?
*2 months later, seriously it was I left it for so long -_-;;*
Damn! Still haven't updated! Lol Oh well enjoy anyway XD!!!
Part 2 Confusion and chaos ensues!
*Eddy, Christie and Steve, sitting in the entrance hall of the MFE building*
Eddy: When is Hiehachi gonna call us up Môn! I wanna start Paintin! *Cracks knuckles*
Christie: Like, don't forget me! I'm like, your partner, after all it IS like, a team painting tournament in the first round! Your like, Stuck with me! *Eddy grins seductively at Christie, while Steve is trying to hold down his drink of water*
Eddy: I know Mon! I know! *The two hold hands slyly, Eddy shrugs before they start making out*
Steve: *Chokes* Oh god! *Coughs* will you two get a room please? *Gets ignored* I need to get out of here, I'll go the bar, and I need something stronger...
*Meanwhile at the bar we have Lei and Bryan, Bryan bugging the hell out of poor Lei ^^*
Lei: Bryan! Go away please! *Looks up at the ceiling* Why me Lord? Why me?
Bryan: *Begins singing badly* COME ON BABY LIGHT MY *HIC* FIIIIIRRRRREEEEE! COME ON BABY LIGGGHHHTTTTT MY FIRE! GONNA *HIC* SET THE NIGHT ON FIII*HIC*RRREEEEEEEEEE!!!! *Slumps in his seat*
Lei: *Vain throbbing on his temple* I'll set you on fire in a bloody minute! Just shut the hell up! Why! Oh why did I have to get paired up with you! Hiehachi must be laughing his ass off right now...
Bryan: *Lifts his head with a seductive smirk on his face* Oh come on Lei dear *Hic*, you know you like it really... *Bryan puts his hand on Lei's thigh*
Lei: EEEEEKKKKKK!!!! *Jumps off the stool and runs* HELP!!!
Bryan: Come back here *Hic* Sex on legs! *Hic* your mine! *Chases after Lei, while banging in to several pieces of furniture, and runs past Steve who saw the whole thing*
Steve: Jesus there ALL at it! What is this 'Find a sexy lover' day? *Groans* why can't I find a decent Gu-I mean *Sweatdrop* Girl to settle down with?
~Coz your gay that's why~
Steve: Who said that? *Looks around the empty bar*
~It is I the all powerful Yaoi Authoress Jade Rotaski Queen of the Damned~
Steve: *Sweatdrop* Oh shit. Not you...Hey wait a second! I am NOT Gay!
~Yes you are~
Steve: Am not! Say's who? *Glares at the ceiling*
~Me of course! Duh! ~
Steve: This is turning out to be a bad day...I so am not gay...
~I'm your partner in the tournament too~
Steve: *Eyes wide* Oh no...*Rubs his face* the world is against me, I know it...
~Nope just me~ ^_^
Steve: *Stares at face* what's the face for?
~To show people I'm happy~ ^__^ or sad ;_; or evil :)
Steve: *Rolls eyes* whatever...so do I get to meet you or are you just going to be a disembodied voice throughout the tournament?
~Give me a second...~ *Loud popping sound and lots of blue smoke and I appear before you...in black pants a black and purple gothic spider web top and dyed black hair*
Me: Ah being real feels good!! *Stretches*
Steve: *Looks Horrified* Why you? Why do I have to be paired with you?
Me: Well, lots of reasons really...well not lots but the reason is that everyone else is already paired up so you're stuck with me! Don't worry Foxy! I'll be nice I promise! *Fingers crossed behind my back*
Steve: *Sigh* Okay I suppose it won't be too bad then...does Hiehachi know?
Me: Err No; I think he's still tied up on the communication pole, where Lee and Kazuya left him...
*Cut to Hiehachi tied to the communication pole*
Hiehachi: HELP! I've been here for hours! Please? Somebody get me down? Anyone? I'll try and break free. *Fails* Curse me for letting my son go to those rope tying lessons when he was younger... *Pole begins bending and snaps* AHHHHHH.... *loses his balance and falls off the edge of the roof*
*Cuts back to me and Steve*
Me: *Snicker* Maybe not! *Hiehachi body whizzes past the window before splattering on the concrete*.
Steve: *Winces* Ouch! That has GOTTA hurt! ...mind you he DID deserve it! *Grins*
Me: Yep! Hiehachi sucks! ^^ I'm going to have to congratulate Kazuya and Lee for this one when I see them. *Smirks evilly* Anyway back to the competition... *Lei races past*
Lei: HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!! *Runs off*
Bryan's voice: Get *Hic* Back here!
Me: What the hell??? *Scratches head* what the hell was that?
Steve: Oh that? That was just Lei running from Bryan who is currently drunk and horny. *Shrugs*
Me: What-? I never wrote that in the script! Hmm...This is serious...Lei/Bryan...Bryan/Lei, well there's only one person I can call for info on THIS couple!
Steve: Oh who? *Looks confused*
Me: Oh don't worry you'll see *Evil grin* Now where is her number... *Walks away Dialling a number on her mobile*
Steve: Okay...That was weird... *Scratches his head and walks back to the bar*
*Meanwhile at the pool, yes there a pool, Nina, Julia, Yoshimitsu and, King are relaxing by the pool*
Julia: Ahhh this is the life, I'm sure glad that this is a painting tournament instead of a fighting tournament, I mean it does wear you down after a while...*Stretches and smiles* Okay! Who wants to go...SKINNY DIPPING!!
Yoshimitsu: ...WTF??? *has no clue as to what skinny dipping is*
King: Ragghhh?? *Just as clueless as Yoshimitsu*
Nina: *Licks her lips* Never mind then Jules I'll come with you, you are my partner in the tournament after all!
Julia: *Smiles Yeah, well let's go! *Both proceed to strip and go skinny dipping in the pool Yoshimitsu watching in horror, King in excitement*
Yoshimitsu: AHHHHHH!!! MY EYES! MY POOR INNOCENT, UNTAINTED EYES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Screams and runs away with his eyes covered, before slamming in to the wall of the building and knocking himself out*
King: Yagroooo!!! ...Rah? *Looks around for Yoshimitsu, but find's he's alone and Yoshimitsu is unconscious* ...??? *Scratches his head, then shrugs, before continuing to stare at the two girls*
Nina's thoughts: 'Damn Julia looks hot right now...'
Nina: Hey Julia fancy a game of Blitzball? (So I stole it from FF10 I don't own it so don't bother tryin to sue me :P)
Julia: You are SO on! I'll beat you this time for sure! *Start a mini game of Blitzball, King watching with interest on the sidelines*
*The lie runs past screaming, so blinded by horror and shock he doesn't notice the pool* (How can he not? It's 20 ft wide! =D)
Lei: Ahhhhhhhhh! *SPLASH* Graghhhhhhhhhhh! *This is the sound of Lei screaming underwater! XD*
Julia: What the hell??? *Looks at Nina who shrugs and they carry on playing there game (Nina's winning)*
Lei: *Looks at himself* AH shit! Now I'm soaked! *Ling and Miharu walk in*
Ling: Hi Hi Lei!...Oh! What happened to you? *Lei hides behind Ling, which is impossible, because Lei is twice as big as her! XD*
Lei: You guys have to help me! Bryan is trying to *Shudders* Molest me! *Bites his nails (Oh god I'm making Lei such a wimp! I LOVE it! XD*
Ling: Well...*Ling and Miharu exchange a sly glance at one another* Okay but only if you *Leans in and whispers something into Lei's ear*
Lei: *Pales* I HAVE TO DO WHAT!!!!! *Horror struck*
Miharu: Oh go on Lei please! (Miharu finally gets a line in the script XD) *Miharu begins begging with puppy dog eyes*
Lei: NO! *Crosses his arms* No fucking way!!!
Ling: Please! You never know! You might like it! *Smiles as Lei blushes*
Lei: *Shakes his head* N-... *Stops* did you hear that?
Bryan's voice: Lei! *HIC* where are you *Hic* sexy!!! *Lei freezes in shock*
Lei: *Turns to Ling* Okay! I'll do it! Just get me away from him!! *Ling grins and Grabs Lei's arm dragging him away upstairs to her room, while Miharu waits for Bryan*
*Bryan stumbles lands next to Miharu*
Miharu: Oh! Are you okay? *Helps Bryan to his feet*
Bryan: Uh...*Hic*...Yeah...Hey! Have you seen...L...*Hic* Lei Wulong?
Miharu: *Feigns a look of innocence* Lei Wulong? Hmm what does he look like? Tall? Chinese? Has tall hair? That Lei Wulong?
Bryan *Licks his lips* Oh yes *Hic* DEFINALTY! So...you seen *Hic* him?
Miharu: 8Looks thoughtful for a moment* Nope! But he has to be around somewhere! Try the rooftop balcony! I heard it has a great view! *Miharu walks off humming to herself (A:N: I'm sure she's a bit wacko that Miharu)
Bryan: *Thinks* Hmm maybe he IS up there, well there's only one way to find out! *Gets the lift to the roof*
Bryan: Hold on Lei! I'll get you yet! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *lift closes over his evil laugh*
~*~
Ha! Done it! Finally, *Sigh* I took my time huh? Oh well it's done now, so all is well! ^^ Okay I hope you like this chappie! Enjoy and please don't hesitate to R&R!!!
Jen: Shut.Up.about.Soul.Calibur.2 NOW. *Vain throbs in temple*
Me: *Evil grin* Ha! Ha! I've been bugging her with it all day, but not as much as...
Mia-Chan: KILIK! OMG HE IS SOOOO HOT!!!! *Hugs Kilik Plushie* EEK!!!YUNGSUNG!!!! *Glomps Yungsung Plushie* CUTE BISHI'S!!!
Me: *Sigh*...Mia-Chan she likes Yungsung! ^^ though I am pissed off at Namco for the fact that Yungsung is a crap(Ish) copy of Hwoarang....hmm maybe Yungsung is his great, great, great...
10 MINUTES LATER...
Me: ...Great grandfather! *Pants* you never know!
Jen: *Glares* Get on with it!
Alright! Alright! *Like Wakka* on with tha story ya?
*2 months later, seriously it was I left it for so long -_-;;*
Damn! Still haven't updated! Lol Oh well enjoy anyway XD!!!
Part 2 Confusion and chaos ensues!
*Eddy, Christie and Steve, sitting in the entrance hall of the MFE building*
Eddy: When is Hiehachi gonna call us up Môn! I wanna start Paintin! *Cracks knuckles*
Christie: Like, don't forget me! I'm like, your partner, after all it IS like, a team painting tournament in the first round! Your like, Stuck with me! *Eddy grins seductively at Christie, while Steve is trying to hold down his drink of water*
Eddy: I know Mon! I know! *The two hold hands slyly, Eddy shrugs before they start making out*
Steve: *Chokes* Oh god! *Coughs* will you two get a room please? *Gets ignored* I need to get out of here, I'll go the bar, and I need something stronger...
*Meanwhile at the bar we have Lei and Bryan, Bryan bugging the hell out of poor Lei ^^*
Lei: Bryan! Go away please! *Looks up at the ceiling* Why me Lord? Why me?
Bryan: *Begins singing badly* COME ON BABY LIGHT MY *HIC* FIIIIIRRRRREEEEE! COME ON BABY LIGGGHHHTTTTT MY FIRE! GONNA *HIC* SET THE NIGHT ON FIII*HIC*RRREEEEEEEEEE!!!! *Slumps in his seat*
Lei: *Vain throbbing on his temple* I'll set you on fire in a bloody minute! Just shut the hell up! Why! Oh why did I have to get paired up with you! Hiehachi must be laughing his ass off right now...
Bryan: *Lifts his head with a seductive smirk on his face* Oh come on Lei dear *Hic*, you know you like it really... *Bryan puts his hand on Lei's thigh*
Lei: EEEEEKKKKKK!!!! *Jumps off the stool and runs* HELP!!!
Bryan: Come back here *Hic* Sex on legs! *Hic* your mine! *Chases after Lei, while banging in to several pieces of furniture, and runs past Steve who saw the whole thing*
Steve: Jesus there ALL at it! What is this 'Find a sexy lover' day? *Groans* why can't I find a decent Gu-I mean *Sweatdrop* Girl to settle down with?
~Coz your gay that's why~
Steve: Who said that? *Looks around the empty bar*
~It is I the all powerful Yaoi Authoress Jade Rotaski Queen of the Damned~
Steve: *Sweatdrop* Oh shit. Not you...Hey wait a second! I am NOT Gay!
~Yes you are~
Steve: Am not! Say's who? *Glares at the ceiling*
~Me of course! Duh! ~
Steve: This is turning out to be a bad day...I so am not gay...
~I'm your partner in the tournament too~
Steve: *Eyes wide* Oh no...*Rubs his face* the world is against me, I know it...
~Nope just me~ ^_^
Steve: *Stares at face* what's the face for?
~To show people I'm happy~ ^__^ or sad ;_; or evil :)
Steve: *Rolls eyes* whatever...so do I get to meet you or are you just going to be a disembodied voice throughout the tournament?
~Give me a second...~ *Loud popping sound and lots of blue smoke and I appear before you...in black pants a black and purple gothic spider web top and dyed black hair*
Me: Ah being real feels good!! *Stretches*
Steve: *Looks Horrified* Why you? Why do I have to be paired with you?
Me: Well, lots of reasons really...well not lots but the reason is that everyone else is already paired up so you're stuck with me! Don't worry Foxy! I'll be nice I promise! *Fingers crossed behind my back*
Steve: *Sigh* Okay I suppose it won't be too bad then...does Hiehachi know?
Me: Err No; I think he's still tied up on the communication pole, where Lee and Kazuya left him...
*Cut to Hiehachi tied to the communication pole*
Hiehachi: HELP! I've been here for hours! Please? Somebody get me down? Anyone? I'll try and break free. *Fails* Curse me for letting my son go to those rope tying lessons when he was younger... *Pole begins bending and snaps* AHHHHHH.... *loses his balance and falls off the edge of the roof*
*Cuts back to me and Steve*
Me: *Snicker* Maybe not! *Hiehachi body whizzes past the window before splattering on the concrete*.
Steve: *Winces* Ouch! That has GOTTA hurt! ...mind you he DID deserve it! *Grins*
Me: Yep! Hiehachi sucks! ^^ I'm going to have to congratulate Kazuya and Lee for this one when I see them. *Smirks evilly* Anyway back to the competition... *Lei races past*
Lei: HEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!! *Runs off*
Bryan's voice: Get *Hic* Back here!
Me: What the hell??? *Scratches head* what the hell was that?
Steve: Oh that? That was just Lei running from Bryan who is currently drunk and horny. *Shrugs*
Me: What-? I never wrote that in the script! Hmm...This is serious...Lei/Bryan...Bryan/Lei, well there's only one person I can call for info on THIS couple!
Steve: Oh who? *Looks confused*
Me: Oh don't worry you'll see *Evil grin* Now where is her number... *Walks away Dialling a number on her mobile*
Steve: Okay...That was weird... *Scratches his head and walks back to the bar*
*Meanwhile at the pool, yes there a pool, Nina, Julia, Yoshimitsu and, King are relaxing by the pool*
Julia: Ahhh this is the life, I'm sure glad that this is a painting tournament instead of a fighting tournament, I mean it does wear you down after a while...*Stretches and smiles* Okay! Who wants to go...SKINNY DIPPING!!
Yoshimitsu: ...WTF??? *has no clue as to what skinny dipping is*
King: Ragghhh?? *Just as clueless as Yoshimitsu*
Nina: *Licks her lips* Never mind then Jules I'll come with you, you are my partner in the tournament after all!
Julia: *Smiles Yeah, well let's go! *Both proceed to strip and go skinny dipping in the pool Yoshimitsu watching in horror, King in excitement*
Yoshimitsu: AHHHHHH!!! MY EYES! MY POOR INNOCENT, UNTAINTED EYES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Screams and runs away with his eyes covered, before slamming in to the wall of the building and knocking himself out*
King: Yagroooo!!! ...Rah? *Looks around for Yoshimitsu, but find's he's alone and Yoshimitsu is unconscious* ...??? *Scratches his head, then shrugs, before continuing to stare at the two girls*
Nina's thoughts: 'Damn Julia looks hot right now...'
Nina: Hey Julia fancy a game of Blitzball? (So I stole it from FF10 I don't own it so don't bother tryin to sue me :P)
Julia: You are SO on! I'll beat you this time for sure! *Start a mini game of Blitzball, King watching with interest on the sidelines*
*The lie runs past screaming, so blinded by horror and shock he doesn't notice the pool* (How can he not? It's 20 ft wide! =D)
Lei: Ahhhhhhhhh! *SPLASH* Graghhhhhhhhhhh! *This is the sound of Lei screaming underwater! XD*
Julia: What the hell??? *Looks at Nina who shrugs and they carry on playing there game (Nina's winning)*
Lei: *Looks at himself* AH shit! Now I'm soaked! *Ling and Miharu walk in*
Ling: Hi Hi Lei!...Oh! What happened to you? *Lei hides behind Ling, which is impossible, because Lei is twice as big as her! XD*
Lei: You guys have to help me! Bryan is trying to *Shudders* Molest me! *Bites his nails (Oh god I'm making Lei such a wimp! I LOVE it! XD*
Ling: Well...*Ling and Miharu exchange a sly glance at one another* Okay but only if you *Leans in and whispers something into Lei's ear*
Lei: *Pales* I HAVE TO DO WHAT!!!!! *Horror struck*
Miharu: Oh go on Lei please! (Miharu finally gets a line in the script XD) *Miharu begins begging with puppy dog eyes*
Lei: NO! *Crosses his arms* No fucking way!!!
Ling: Please! You never know! You might like it! *Smiles as Lei blushes*
Lei: *Shakes his head* N-... *Stops* did you hear that?
Bryan's voice: Lei! *HIC* where are you *Hic* sexy!!! *Lei freezes in shock*
Lei: *Turns to Ling* Okay! I'll do it! Just get me away from him!! *Ling grins and Grabs Lei's arm dragging him away upstairs to her room, while Miharu waits for Bryan*
*Bryan stumbles lands next to Miharu*
Miharu: Oh! Are you okay? *Helps Bryan to his feet*
Bryan: Uh...*Hic*...Yeah...Hey! Have you seen...L...*Hic* Lei Wulong?
Miharu: *Feigns a look of innocence* Lei Wulong? Hmm what does he look like? Tall? Chinese? Has tall hair? That Lei Wulong?
Bryan *Licks his lips* Oh yes *Hic* DEFINALTY! So...you seen *Hic* him?
Miharu: 8Looks thoughtful for a moment* Nope! But he has to be around somewhere! Try the rooftop balcony! I heard it has a great view! *Miharu walks off humming to herself (A:N: I'm sure she's a bit wacko that Miharu)
Bryan: *Thinks* Hmm maybe he IS up there, well there's only one way to find out! *Gets the lift to the roof*
Bryan: Hold on Lei! I'll get you yet! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *lift closes over his evil laugh*
~*~
Ha! Done it! Finally, *Sigh* I took my time huh? Oh well it's done now, so all is well! ^^ Okay I hope you like this chappie! Enjoy and please don't hesitate to R&R!!!