The Poll. Chapter Four
Disclaimer: Unfortunately I STILL do not own the coca-cola company. Curse them and their lawyers! Why must coke be so sweet?? (Sobs hysterically) I also did not come up with the characters from Harry Potter (JK did) LotR (Tolkien did) or from anywhere in Emelan or Tortall (Tammy did) or anyone from Deltora (Emily did) OR anyone from the Artemis Fowl trilogy (that dude did), I am not a genius like they all are. I don't own my friend Amalie or my cousin Anita either. The only things I own are the idea for this fanfic, a ham and cheese pizza pocket and some Palmolive shower gel. Oh and a care bears badge…
Note: Harry is still called Mark.
New characters:
Steph (the most high random)
Amalie (the amazing icing)
Anita (weed-rat- rotisserie style)
Legolas (manly-fine elf droolfest)
Aragorn (rugged king dude)
Gimli (small dwarf person dude?)
Frodo (why is he in here I don't even like him… he won't say anything, he'll just sit there… HA! How do you like that ring bearer! There I said it… flame me if you will all you Frodo lovers… bring it ON!!!!)
Sam Gamgee (POTATOES!! He is the real hero! Go the fat hobbitses!!!)
Merry (enough said)
Pippin (get your finger out of Orli's belly button!!!!!!!)
Gandalf (you probably won't say anything either, I just felt I couldn't leave you out.)
Alanna (crazy wranga [how do you spell that word?!?!] who is cool)
George (the rouge)
Jon (king person who is sometimes retarded)
Daine (wildmage who deals in wild magic)
Numair (very tall person who has A LOT of magic)
Kel (body like stone, mind like meat loaf, oh I meant stone lady knight)
Neal (random meathead who heals)
Aly (a laurin spy)
Nawat (grub-eating-arrow-fletching-crow-man)
Briar (mini tree man)
Sandry (weaving woman)
Daja (metal hand chick)
Tris (channel seven weather girl)
Leif (crazy king belt person)
Jasmine (crazy wild hippie person)
Barda (crazy guard butch warrior person)
Holly Short (random Wranga [I still don't know about that] fairy)
Artemis (due to hit puberty soon)
Butler (butch biatch)
Foaly (random centaur)
Commander Julius Root (beetroot?)
TOO MANY PEOPLE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Amazingly Incongruous Conference run by The Do-Gooders who do good in an absurd way.
I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CURSE YOU AQUA SC—oh wait…yep, it's gone. Back to the story which hasn't even started…
R: are we there yet?
M: no
H: are we there yet?
M: no
R: are we there yet?
M: trust me; you'll know when we get there.
NOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU WRITERS BLOCK!!!!!!! WHY MUST YOU PLAGUE M—hold up… ok… on we go…no wait, must get drink… all righty, let's get this show on the road (I promise never to do this again) Ok, they are at the convention…
M: that wasn't too long, was it now?
*H & R grumble whilst rubbing hind-quarters*
*Mark reads nearby sign*
M: right, we have to go to level three, room nine
Level three, room nine, the room of randomness.
Merry/Pippin (who for this story will say everything in unison): can we start?
Me (Steph): no
Merry/Pippin: why not?
Me: because we need the Harry Potter trio to have everyone here and you all need to be here.
Briar: do they have the booze?
Me: no, I do and it's my own!!!!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE IT FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!
Anita: Steph, you don't have any alcohol… sorry everyone, (says in audible whisper) she's insane.
Me: no I'm not!!! I know I'm not! I know I'm not!!!
Anita: see what I mean?
Everyone else: murmurs agreement.
Elevator
M: will you guys stop having sex in the back of the elevator?
R: oh yeah, sorry mate.
H: sorry Harry.
M: I don't really care, I mean five years, but were here so…
H: right.
R: lets go.
The Room of Randomness
Neal: why are they late? They're late! We're all going to die!!!!!!!!!! (Turns into a daffodil and runs screaming into wall and is knocked un-conscious)
Amalie: they're not actually late; you people were just all exceedingly early.
Daine: I think they're coming.
Aragorn: look! Yonder! (Points to door)
~enter Mark/Harry Ron and Hermione~
M: I shall now change my name back to Harry!
Everyone: Huzza!
Harry: Habib!
Leif: SANDWICH!!!!!
Artemis: Now what?
What will happen next? Does my dog really try to eat his own feet? Am I really mad enough to put all these people into ane fanfic? Is Legolas really really hot in return of the king movie or what??? Is rib-eye about $30 a kilo??
Find out in the next instalment of 'The Poll'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!