alvin & Hobbes: Going to School
Author's note: I'm very sorry to see that Calvin has little respect for his parents, teachers, etc, but I must not change his personality, because this is only a fan fiction. I know it's not so good how this story keeps on switching from Calvin's POV to 3rd person, I'm wondering if I should change this...
Prologue
As the sun appeared over the hills, a strange figure drinking coffee came into view. The figure looked toward the clock, and without the slightest sound stood up and scurried up the stair case.
Chapter 1. The Evil Arch Nemesis
I hide under my blankets as my arch nemesis' footsteps grow louder. Zounds! What louder footsteps could this monster have?! I can see it in my mind... She will snatch me from my cosy lair... and...
GLORP BURP GROMPIN! BOOKA UUG NUG WAK! What?! (Translation: Calvin, wake up! Get ready for school! You're going to be late!) Oh no! The door's opening! The door creaks as I squeeze my eyes shut. For a moment or two, it actually looks like I might be able to sleep longer. But nooooo, do you expect this cruel monster to let me get the sleep I need?
GLORP! BOOKA MUCK BAA UCK WAHO! YO BA WUK NA HIC! (Translation: Calvin! Get out of bed this instant! I don't want to have to drive you to school! Change your clothes and eat breakfast!) The Arch Nemesis thunders.
Of course, I protested, but I knew my nemesis would be victorious. I was pulled out from beneath my blankets as the monster glared at me right in the eye. I reluctantly slid off my warm bed.
I screamed, falling onto the ice-cold . What else could you have expected from this Arch Nemesis?
After I changed my clothes, I was roughly pushed all the way downstairs. What madness was this, when I, Spaceman Spiff, had to be ruled by an evil dictator of Zok?! As I ate my breakfast, I secretly pulled out my super sonic blaster and quietly turned toward the Arch Nemesis. I quickly pulled the trigger, setting off thousands of bullets at my nemesis.
Hah! Take that! And that! And that! YES! Spaceman Spiff is victorious! The Arch Nemesis is backing off!
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Short, but R & R please!