Chapter 3. Lunch Time!

PSST... Susie! What's 5+6? Quick before the teacher sees me!

Shh! Were not supposed to talk in class. Do it yourself. Susie glared back.

Having a pleasant conversation, Miss Derkins?



Perhaps you'd like to sit up front, so you won't distract Calvin anymore. Miss Wormwood shoved Susie up front.

Oh, I-

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I'm sorry to interrupt, but I, the author, would like to put in a word that from Chapter 4 to what Calvin was about to say right now was taken from a comic strip. Well, except that I changed a little bit of it and made it math class, not science class. Back to you, Calvin.
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Oh, I TRIED to get her to be quiet, but you know how girls are.



But Miss Wormwood! Calvin was-

No buts!

She was so noisy, she kept on trying to cheat me into telling her all the answers. Calvin pointed out.

After that, he got sent to the principal's office for sleeping in Reading class. He got an F on Spelling.

Finally...

LUNCH.

Calvin, as usual, had to sit next to Susie.

Hey Susie! Do you want to see what I brought for lunch today? He asked, grinning widely.

If it's disgusting, forget it. Susie rolled her eyes.

Don't worry, it's not. Today I got a tuna fish sandwich. He shoved the sandwich in Susie's face, making Susie wince.

It's amazing knowing you actually know what's not gross. Susie bit into her food with a scowl.

It's my desert that's so disgusting! Calvin explained. See? I got a worm-eaten slug covered apple! Where does Mom get this kind of disgusting food?! Oh, YUCK! Look at those slugs! They're moving!

I'm not sitting next to you anymore. Susie said, disgusted. She started to leave the table.

AAGH! The slugs! They're attacking me! Oh no! They're falling onto the table! Calvin screamed. He grabbed his bottle of milk and started hitting the slugs(which was actually apple sauce).

DIE! DIE! DIE!! Calvin repeatedly slammed his bottle, crushing the slugs. He soon noticed that Susie had gone over to another table.

I don't understand why she always goes away, that was exciting! Calvin grumbled.