The Poll. Chapter Six
Disclaimer: this shall be the last ever poll where we will see what becomes of all the characters that I do not own. Point of information, I made purple cupcakes. Don't mention the war…
New Characters:
Elle-Mae (everyone wants to mae-woinar, mae-woinar, mae-woinar)
Rory (I better get some good photos)
Kate Bosworth (she must die)
Why didn't I put these people in before:
Harry (return to Hogwarts)
Hermione (die an old maid)
Ron (console Amalie)
Old Farts:
Steph (sob… sniff… final chappie… *starts to cry hysterically*)
Amalie (also starts to sob)
Anita (isn't really affected by the fact that it's the last chappie)
Orli (he comes with me!)
Legolas (so does he)
Aragorn (he can stay with Arwen)
Gimli (you can stay in the caverns of helms deep)
Frodo (obviously he will… DIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Sam Gamgee (he goes to Rosie what's-he-face)
Merry (becomes a random fruit)
Pippin (also becomes a random fruit)
Gandalf (I don't know)
Alanna (goes home)
George (goes home with Alanna)
Jon (don't care)
Daine (looks after her new bubba)
Numair (helps Daine with the bubba)
Kel (goes to Dom)
Neal (remains a daffodil)
Aly (goes to finish her wager)
Nawat (goes to fletch some arrows and keep Aly company)
Briar (goes to winding circle)
Sandry (" ")
Daja (" ")
Tris (" ")
Leif (stays a random)
Jasmine (stays a random)
Barda (stays a random)
Holly Short (goes back to the LE)
Artemis (Is brainwashed)
Butler (" ")
Foaly (goes with Holly)
Commander Julius Root (remains a beetroot!!!!!)
Meh.
Have you noticed how the titles seem to get bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger?...
(Enter Kate Bosworth)
Kate Bosworth: who's up for some baked banana cheesecake?
Anita: (gasps) the thing that must not be named!!!!
(Meanwhile I lunge at her)
Steph: DIEDIEDIE!!!!!!!!
Kate Bosworth: Wha?
( I kill her and everybody cheers)
Anita: HUZZA!
Amalie: HABIB!
Leif: SANDWICH!!
Neal/Daffodil: why did you do that???
Leif: it was my que…
Neal/Daffodil: what kind of a reason is that?
Leif: are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Neal/Daffodil: so what if I drink Vodka??
Leif: What does my cat have to do with this?
Neal/Daffodil: let me get this straight, you-Mr. Bin- are accusing me-Miss Quoka- of eating a single plum floating in perfume in a mans hat?
Leif: If the printer has a midlife crisis!
Neal/Daffodil: say that again!
Leif: If the printer has a midlife crisis!
Neal/Daffodil: That's it! You and me! Right here in 2.5 minutes!
Leif: I wont be there!
2.5 mins later
Leif: you ready to build a snowman?
Neal/Daffodil: let the shoosting begin!
(weird he-man-bitch-slap fight starts between Leif and Neal/Daffodil)
Sam: Go Daffodil man!!
Foaly: Go team Random!!
Hermione: who's on that team?
Foaly: I don't know…
Pippin: MUSHROOMS, I GOT MUSHROOMS! COME GET YOUR MUSHROOMS!
Merry: I'll have some thanks
Pippin: that'll be $1 thanks.
Merry: here you go. (hands over money and receives his fresh mushrooms) thank you sir!
Pippin: you're welcome sir.
(fight continues until people get bored and wander away in search of other more interesting things)
Neal/Daffodil: finally, we are left in peace.
Leif: yes finally my love
Neal/Daffodil: let us leave this place.
Leif: yes, let us.
(Walk out hand in had murmuring compliments to each other, and that was the last that anyone ever saw of them again. Phew, two down, thirty-five more to go)
(enter Elle-Mae and Rory)
Elle: Steph I just came to tell you that Rory and I are going out.
Steph: tops
Elle: ciao!
Steph: see ya Mae!
(Exit Elle-Mae and Rory, thirty-three)
Alanna: Yada, yada, yada…
Ron: now what?
Everyone: hmmmmmm
(Enter Tamora Pierce)
Tammy: my children.
Alanna: Goddess (falls to knees in front of Tammy who for some reason looks like the great mother goddess)
Tammy: ok lets go.
(exit Tammy and every Tammy book character, phew only 20, I think…)
Pippin: can we go now?
Steph: meh…
(exit all LOTR characters except for Frodo, only 12 left!!!)
Frodo: some inaudible sound.
Steph: I thought I told you…. (Kick him out of window)
Anita: nice job!
Amalie: here here!
(Enter Jack Sparrow)
Jack Sparrow: I protected Elizabeth just like I promised, She's Going to marry the Commodore just like she promised, and your going to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really, except Elizabeth, who is in fact a woman.
(And then he left leaving amalio on the floor drooling in an epileptic fit)
Anita: right…
Steph: mhmmm
Harry: I must now go and save the world… again!
Artemis: and I!!!
Jasmine, Barda, Holly Short,
Butler, Foaly, Commander
Julius Root and Hermione: and we must aid them!
(Harry, Artemis, Jasmine, Barda, Holly Short, Butler, Foaly, Commander Julius Root and Hermione all run from the room of randomness to save the world.)
Steph: it's just us again.
Amalie: and Ron and Orli
Anita: and Farry is still in my pocket!
Steph: yeah, well anyway, what I'm trying to say is that I'm really glad I shared this experience with you guys. You're two of my best friends in the whole world and I couldn't have done it with anyone else.
Amalie: (sobs) that's all right Steph
(everyone just sits in silence just glad to be in each others company until…)
Anita: (lets out a ripper which smell foul and sound like she sharted herself)
Ron: Who the hell?........
Ha! Take that Amalie and shove it up your sticky beak shake fist head nose face! Make it longer my ass! Just because you're a dumbass doesn't mean you're special! BLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!