Title: Questions
Author: Auna
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Farscape isn't mine, and I ain't makin' nothin off it. Honest.
Beta: ScaperRed... thank you
Author's note: Before any of you ask (because I KNOW you will), yes I am working on Old Haunts. And yes, this chapter seems to be taking longer than usual. I apologize, but it's been fighting me. I had to take a break and do something different for a moment, so this was born. For those of you wanting more specific details, chapter 4 is up to 10 pgs and one possible ending has been written. So now that my author's note is longer than my actual fic, here it is.
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The two individuals sat across from each other, big blue eyes staring up into big amber eyes in innocence. Both blinked. Pink, chubby feet dangled over the edge of the console, swinging back in forth.
"You have a big head," the little pink mouth declared.
"Only to someone as little as you."
"How do you do anything without fingers?"
"I don't need fingers for what I do."
"How do you go potty if you never leave your chair?"
"I do not need to excrete my waste the same way your species needs to."
The tiny mouth scrunched up as the young mind considered this answer. After a pause, the questions continued. "I have a penis. Do you have a penis?"
"I think your dinner is ready," came the ready reply. "If you're late, your father will not let you have dessert."
The pink mouth sighed dramatically. "Can I come back and talk to you later?"
The large purple mouth sighed dramatically. "Yes."
The blue eyes shined with happiness and the pink chubby legs scampered out of the room. He'd eventually be back. He always seemed to come back to ask more questions. The purple mouth smiled. Dinner shouldn't take too long.