Parody of Only the Good Die Young by Billy Joel, sung from Draco's point of view:
Come out Virginia, don't let me me wait
You Gryffindor girls start much too late
But sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one
Ever since the Chamber, you're alone everyday
You're up in Gryffindor tower all locked away
But they never told you the price that you'd pay
For things that you might have done.....
Only the good die young
You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
Our souls ain't pretty but we're still proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
But that never hurt no one
Come on Virginia show me a sign
Send up a spark and I'll throw you a line
The Fat Lady's Portrait you're hiding behind
Never lets in the sun
Darling, only the good die young
You got a hand me down robe and an 'A' in transfiguration
You got a brave little soul
And a heart of gold
But Virginia they didn't give you quite enough information
You didn't count on me
When you were counting on Harry
They say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
Sinners are much more fun...
And only the good die young
You say your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputation
She never cared for me
'Cuz your brother was scared of me.
Come out Virginia, don't let me me wait
You Gryffindor girls start much too late
But sooner or later it comes down to fate
I might as well be the one
Only the good die young....
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