Chapter 4 - The first Clue...Finally
"Hey. Dumbass. I see a blue paw print." Sesshomaru pointed.
"Where?"
"Over there." Sesshomaru rolled his eyes.
Sesshomaru was disturbed that the paw print was on Inuyasha's leg, but he wanted to leave so didn't really matter.
"Over here?" Steve asked.
"Noo! Right behind you!"
"Under my foot?"
"NO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" Seeshomaru growled.
"I'm sorry. I'm blind!!!" Steve examined the clue on Inuyasha's leg. "Get the fuck off me." Inuyasha shouted and kicked him.
Steve took out his notebook. Inuyasha was the clue and Steve draws him and it looks like Blue with horns and a pitchfork.
"What the hell!?" Inuyasha looked at the shitty picture Steve drew of him.
"It's not my fault! My hand is broken!" Steve made a puppy face.
"Well I'm gonna break your neck!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Wahhh!! Soap, help me!" Steve ran to Slippery.
"Hell, I'm staying out of this!" Slippery said.
"Okay? Why is the soap talking?" Kagome asked.
"Because your mama."
"What did you say \_/" Kagome glared.
All of the sudden strange music started. Everyone looked around to see where it was coming from. It sounded pretty strange.
"Mail time, mail time, mail time!"
"Oh! Great! The mail is here!" Steve ran to the living room.
"Oh no, this is going to be gay." Inuyasha sighed.
Steve jumped right in the living room and started singing, and Blue joined him.
"Here's the mail that never fails it makes me wanna wag my tail." Steve sang and he shook his booty.
"I'm scard for life." Sesshomaru said.
"Ah! My eyes! They burn!" Miroku said as he covered them.
"When it comes I wanna wail MAILLLLLL!!!" Steve said shaking his hands.
The mail box enters through the window and pounds Steve in the head.
"Mail's here!" Mail box said.
"Thank you, Mail box." Steve took the letter.
"We just got a letter." Steve said and music started playing. "We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter. Wonder who's it from?
"Okay I think we get it that you got a letter." Kagome said.
Steve opens the letter and it shows little kids inside it. "Hello Steve!" They waved.
"Okay there's a TV inside the letter." Kagome looked at it puzzled.
"It's a letter from out friends!" Steve told the gang. They all replied with a wow in low voices like they didn't even care.
"Steve we're learning how to spell, because we're smart!" They all smiled.
It was a little boring watching a teacher teach the kids how to spell. When 5,000 years finally passed, Steve closed the letter after he waved good-bye to the little brats.
"Steve! help us!" Someone shouted.
"Oh no someone needs our help!" Steve ran to the hallways and found a picture hanging on the wall, with little people in it.
"What seems to be the problem?" Steve asked them.
"Well my friend got struck between a tree. I knew he shouldn't have eaten all those doughnuts!" The little person said.
"Hmm. Well we're gonna help you!" Steve suggested. Then he ran to the Gang. "Will you help us?"
"No we're-" Inuyasha was interrupted by Kagome.
"We'll help you." She offered the favor.
"Bau, bau!" Blue turned small and jumped in the picture and ran to the right.
"Blue just skidoo in that picture." Steve said. "Let's follow her!" Steve turned around. "Blue skidoo, we can too." Steve turns small and goes in the picture. The Inuyasha gang followed well, because they got no choice.
They all followed the person to the tree where his friend was stuck. It was some fat kid.
"Why the hell would he go through a tree?" Inuyasha asked.
"Why don't you help him Inuyasha?" Kagome suggested.
"Hell no, Tetsusaiga won't work for me."
"Why not?"
"Because I don't care about that kid." Inuyasha said walking away.
"Sit!" Kagome shouted.
Inuyasha hit the ground. "You wench! Why the hell would you do that!?"
"I want you to help him!" Kagome stomped her foot as she scream in his sensitive ears.
"Okay! Shut up!" Inuyasha yelled.
Miroku and Sango sweat dropped as they watched Steve pick his nose. Then Inuyasha came charging to the tree. He took out his Tetsusaiga and cut the kid out of it.
"Thank you, puppy!" The kid hugged him. Inuyasha's eyes widened and pushed the kid away. "Get off you homo."
On Inuyasha's sword Miroku found a clue. "Hey there's a clue." "What?" Steve said. "There's glue on my shoe?"
"I said a clue fag." Miroku hit him with his staff and pointed.
"Hmm.So the clue is Tetsusaiga." Sango said.
"I wonder what the last one is." Kagome wondered.
"So. It's a wooden sword, eh?" Steve said and took out his note book.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Inuyasha complained. "Does this look like a wooden sword to you!?"
Steve drew a crappy sword and continued on with his gay randomness clueless.. Uh.stuff. Which makes him gay =D
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AnimeDarin: My mom made up this rule that I'm allowed to go on the computer 3 times a week. I'm sorry people. I will try to continue. It sucks to only have 2 hours on the computer as well. I will be getting my own computer at the end of January. Lots of fics then!! ^_^ Ja ne!!
"Hey. Dumbass. I see a blue paw print." Sesshomaru pointed.
"Where?"
"Over there." Sesshomaru rolled his eyes.
Sesshomaru was disturbed that the paw print was on Inuyasha's leg, but he wanted to leave so didn't really matter.
"Over here?" Steve asked.
"Noo! Right behind you!"
"Under my foot?"
"NO YOU FUCKING DUMBASS ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!" Seeshomaru growled.
"I'm sorry. I'm blind!!!" Steve examined the clue on Inuyasha's leg. "Get the fuck off me." Inuyasha shouted and kicked him.
Steve took out his notebook. Inuyasha was the clue and Steve draws him and it looks like Blue with horns and a pitchfork.
"What the hell!?" Inuyasha looked at the shitty picture Steve drew of him.
"It's not my fault! My hand is broken!" Steve made a puppy face.
"Well I'm gonna break your neck!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Wahhh!! Soap, help me!" Steve ran to Slippery.
"Hell, I'm staying out of this!" Slippery said.
"Okay? Why is the soap talking?" Kagome asked.
"Because your mama."
"What did you say \_/" Kagome glared.
All of the sudden strange music started. Everyone looked around to see where it was coming from. It sounded pretty strange.
"Mail time, mail time, mail time!"
"Oh! Great! The mail is here!" Steve ran to the living room.
"Oh no, this is going to be gay." Inuyasha sighed.
Steve jumped right in the living room and started singing, and Blue joined him.
"Here's the mail that never fails it makes me wanna wag my tail." Steve sang and he shook his booty.
"I'm scard for life." Sesshomaru said.
"Ah! My eyes! They burn!" Miroku said as he covered them.
"When it comes I wanna wail MAILLLLLL!!!" Steve said shaking his hands.
The mail box enters through the window and pounds Steve in the head.
"Mail's here!" Mail box said.
"Thank you, Mail box." Steve took the letter.
"We just got a letter." Steve said and music started playing. "We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter. Wonder who's it from?
"Okay I think we get it that you got a letter." Kagome said.
Steve opens the letter and it shows little kids inside it. "Hello Steve!" They waved.
"Okay there's a TV inside the letter." Kagome looked at it puzzled.
"It's a letter from out friends!" Steve told the gang. They all replied with a wow in low voices like they didn't even care.
"Steve we're learning how to spell, because we're smart!" They all smiled.
It was a little boring watching a teacher teach the kids how to spell. When 5,000 years finally passed, Steve closed the letter after he waved good-bye to the little brats.
"Steve! help us!" Someone shouted.
"Oh no someone needs our help!" Steve ran to the hallways and found a picture hanging on the wall, with little people in it.
"What seems to be the problem?" Steve asked them.
"Well my friend got struck between a tree. I knew he shouldn't have eaten all those doughnuts!" The little person said.
"Hmm. Well we're gonna help you!" Steve suggested. Then he ran to the Gang. "Will you help us?"
"No we're-" Inuyasha was interrupted by Kagome.
"We'll help you." She offered the favor.
"Bau, bau!" Blue turned small and jumped in the picture and ran to the right.
"Blue just skidoo in that picture." Steve said. "Let's follow her!" Steve turned around. "Blue skidoo, we can too." Steve turns small and goes in the picture. The Inuyasha gang followed well, because they got no choice.
They all followed the person to the tree where his friend was stuck. It was some fat kid.
"Why the hell would he go through a tree?" Inuyasha asked.
"Why don't you help him Inuyasha?" Kagome suggested.
"Hell no, Tetsusaiga won't work for me."
"Why not?"
"Because I don't care about that kid." Inuyasha said walking away.
"Sit!" Kagome shouted.
Inuyasha hit the ground. "You wench! Why the hell would you do that!?"
"I want you to help him!" Kagome stomped her foot as she scream in his sensitive ears.
"Okay! Shut up!" Inuyasha yelled.
Miroku and Sango sweat dropped as they watched Steve pick his nose. Then Inuyasha came charging to the tree. He took out his Tetsusaiga and cut the kid out of it.
"Thank you, puppy!" The kid hugged him. Inuyasha's eyes widened and pushed the kid away. "Get off you homo."
On Inuyasha's sword Miroku found a clue. "Hey there's a clue." "What?" Steve said. "There's glue on my shoe?"
"I said a clue fag." Miroku hit him with his staff and pointed.
"Hmm.So the clue is Tetsusaiga." Sango said.
"I wonder what the last one is." Kagome wondered.
"So. It's a wooden sword, eh?" Steve said and took out his note book.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Inuyasha complained. "Does this look like a wooden sword to you!?"
Steve drew a crappy sword and continued on with his gay randomness clueless.. Uh.stuff. Which makes him gay =D
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AnimeDarin: My mom made up this rule that I'm allowed to go on the computer 3 times a week. I'm sorry people. I will try to continue. It sucks to only have 2 hours on the computer as well. I will be getting my own computer at the end of January. Lots of fics then!! ^_^ Ja ne!!