Chapter 5
Since the Inuyasha gang is having soooo much fun with Steve. Let's see what Naraku is up too, probably being gay, as usual.
"I'm so happy you guys are my friends!" Naraku said as he walked in his room and saw a bunch of puppets sitting on the chair all tied up. "What should we do today? Should we play house?"
The puppets don't answer.
"Um...? Oh! I know! Have a Tea party?!"
Again the toys don't respond.
"Play dress up?"
No reply
"In girls' clothes?"
THE DAMN TOYS DON'T TALK ASSHOLE!!! The narrator screams.
"I thought you guys were my friends!" Naraku cried. As he took a big bite on his toast with baby food on it, then choked over it.
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"I told you, you crazy ass! That's not what my sword looks like!" Inuyasha tried to grab the notebook and tear out the page.
"It's not your turn to draw yet, my friend." Steve said as he pointed like it was he was saying 'Naughty, naughty'.
"Grrr. This guy's going down!!!" Inuyasha pulled out his Tetsusaiga.
"Sit!!" Kagome yelled just in time. Inuyasha fell hard to the ground. Kagome walked over to him and whispered in his ear. "I know you want to kill him, I would want to as well, but we can't! We have to solve these stupid clues so we can get out of here. Okay??" Inuyasha thought for a moment. Kagome did make a good point. "Alright" Inuyasha whispered. "I'll try" He said putting on a fake smile as his eye twitched. (A/N: I'd go crazy with Steve as well. Wouldn't you?)
"Steve, help!!" Someone shouted.
"This is stupid. No one is independent!" Sango complained.
"Hey? Has anyone seen Sesshomaru?" Kagome asked as she looked around.
"Well where ever he is. He's smart." Miroku said.
"Bau, bau!" Blue ran to the left towards the kitchen.
"Come on, let's follow Blue everyone!" Steve ran after the dog.
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'There must be someway out of here.' Sesshomaru thought as he looked around.
"Hi!" Someone/thing shouted.
Sesshomaru turned around and saw a little kitten sitting right behind him.
"I'm Periwinkle!!" The little cat shouted his name.
"We'll I'm leaving." Sesshomaru walked away.
"Where you going, Leaving?" Periwinkle followed Sesshomaru.
"My name isn't leaving. It's Sesshomaru." Sesshomaru growled.
"Sh-show-my-room?? That's a weird name."
"Its not pronounced that way!!! It's Ses-sho-maru, dammit!!"
"Ohhhhhhh, okay, Shshowmyroom it is!" Periwinkle smiled.
"Grrrrr.!"
~
"We cannot find Paprika!" Salt shouted.
"Maybe you need to buy Paprika at the store." Kagome explained.
"Nooo! Our Paprika is here! Find her!"
"Hm?" Miroku turned around as he heard giggling on the floor. He bent down to look and out from under the fridge came a spice bottle. Miroku picked it up and set it on the table. "Is this what you looking for?"
"Paprika!" Salt and Pepper shouted as they embraced they're baby.
"Where were you!?" Salt asked his child.
"Paprika under the fridge =D." She replied.
"What the fuck? How can salt and pepper have sex?" Inuyasha said puzzled.
"And how can it happen over night?" Miroku asked.
Just then Sesshomaru walked in the back door.
"Sesshomaru, where the hell were you??!" Inuyasha asked.
"Why does it matter?" Sesshomaru said with a growl.
"Ohh Showmyroom! Are you friends with Steve too?" Periwinkle asked.
"My name is Sesshomaru!"
"Ohh Showmyroom, eh? I can get used to calling you that." Inuyasha smirked.
"Don't you dare call me that!!" Sesshomaru yelled.
"Hey? Will you help us feed Paprika?" Steve asked.
"NOOO!" Inuyasha and Sesshomaru shouted in unison.
Mr. Salt poked Sesshomaru. He turned and looked. "Where should this go?" Salt asked as he held milk.
"UP YOUR ASS!!!" Sesshomaru shouted.
"Okay! You're so smart!!!" Salt said. "^_^.............._" (Salts face expressions.)
"Temper, temper, Showmyroom." Inuyasha laughed.
"I told you not to call me that!" Sesshomaru screamed. "Okay it's your day to die!!"
"Bring it on, Fluffy!" Inuyasha pulled out his Tetsusaiga and gave Sesshomaru a smirk.
Since the Inuyasha gang is having soooo much fun with Steve. Let's see what Naraku is up too, probably being gay, as usual.
"I'm so happy you guys are my friends!" Naraku said as he walked in his room and saw a bunch of puppets sitting on the chair all tied up. "What should we do today? Should we play house?"
The puppets don't answer.
"Um...? Oh! I know! Have a Tea party?!"
Again the toys don't respond.
"Play dress up?"
No reply
"In girls' clothes?"
THE DAMN TOYS DON'T TALK ASSHOLE!!! The narrator screams.
"I thought you guys were my friends!" Naraku cried. As he took a big bite on his toast with baby food on it, then choked over it.
~
"I told you, you crazy ass! That's not what my sword looks like!" Inuyasha tried to grab the notebook and tear out the page.
"It's not your turn to draw yet, my friend." Steve said as he pointed like it was he was saying 'Naughty, naughty'.
"Grrr. This guy's going down!!!" Inuyasha pulled out his Tetsusaiga.
"Sit!!" Kagome yelled just in time. Inuyasha fell hard to the ground. Kagome walked over to him and whispered in his ear. "I know you want to kill him, I would want to as well, but we can't! We have to solve these stupid clues so we can get out of here. Okay??" Inuyasha thought for a moment. Kagome did make a good point. "Alright" Inuyasha whispered. "I'll try" He said putting on a fake smile as his eye twitched. (A/N: I'd go crazy with Steve as well. Wouldn't you?)
"Steve, help!!" Someone shouted.
"This is stupid. No one is independent!" Sango complained.
"Hey? Has anyone seen Sesshomaru?" Kagome asked as she looked around.
"Well where ever he is. He's smart." Miroku said.
"Bau, bau!" Blue ran to the left towards the kitchen.
"Come on, let's follow Blue everyone!" Steve ran after the dog.
~
'There must be someway out of here.' Sesshomaru thought as he looked around.
"Hi!" Someone/thing shouted.
Sesshomaru turned around and saw a little kitten sitting right behind him.
"I'm Periwinkle!!" The little cat shouted his name.
"We'll I'm leaving." Sesshomaru walked away.
"Where you going, Leaving?" Periwinkle followed Sesshomaru.
"My name isn't leaving. It's Sesshomaru." Sesshomaru growled.
"Sh-show-my-room?? That's a weird name."
"Its not pronounced that way!!! It's Ses-sho-maru, dammit!!"
"Ohhhhhhh, okay, Shshowmyroom it is!" Periwinkle smiled.
"Grrrrr.!"
~
"We cannot find Paprika!" Salt shouted.
"Maybe you need to buy Paprika at the store." Kagome explained.
"Nooo! Our Paprika is here! Find her!"
"Hm?" Miroku turned around as he heard giggling on the floor. He bent down to look and out from under the fridge came a spice bottle. Miroku picked it up and set it on the table. "Is this what you looking for?"
"Paprika!" Salt and Pepper shouted as they embraced they're baby.
"Where were you!?" Salt asked his child.
"Paprika under the fridge =D." She replied.
"What the fuck? How can salt and pepper have sex?" Inuyasha said puzzled.
"And how can it happen over night?" Miroku asked.
Just then Sesshomaru walked in the back door.
"Sesshomaru, where the hell were you??!" Inuyasha asked.
"Why does it matter?" Sesshomaru said with a growl.
"Ohh Showmyroom! Are you friends with Steve too?" Periwinkle asked.
"My name is Sesshomaru!"
"Ohh Showmyroom, eh? I can get used to calling you that." Inuyasha smirked.
"Don't you dare call me that!!" Sesshomaru yelled.
"Hey? Will you help us feed Paprika?" Steve asked.
"NOOO!" Inuyasha and Sesshomaru shouted in unison.
Mr. Salt poked Sesshomaru. He turned and looked. "Where should this go?" Salt asked as he held milk.
"UP YOUR ASS!!!" Sesshomaru shouted.
"Okay! You're so smart!!!" Salt said. "^_^.............._" (Salts face expressions.)
"Temper, temper, Showmyroom." Inuyasha laughed.
"I told you not to call me that!" Sesshomaru screamed. "Okay it's your day to die!!"
"Bring it on, Fluffy!" Inuyasha pulled out his Tetsusaiga and gave Sesshomaru a smirk.