Chapter 6: You don't want to know.
"Alright" Inuyasha said as he pulled out his Tetsusaiga. "Let's get this over with!"
"You'll never beat me! A half breed like you can never destroy me!" Sesshomaru chuckled.
"Let's just see what happens." Inuyasha said and then charged to Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru of course, dodged.
"See?" Sesshomaru said. "You can't even catch me!"
"This is going to be great!" Miroku whispered to Sango as he took a big hand full of pop corn. "I put my money on Sesshomaru."
"Hey!" Kagome ran up to Miroku. "You're supposed to cheer for Inuyasha!"
"Yah I know," Miroku chewed. "But Inuyasha is losing."
Kagome gave Miroku a weird look, and then started to cheer for Inuyasha. Before anything could happen, someone shouted "Steve, help!"
"Oh! Someone needs help!" Steve said and dragged Inuyasha to the direction where the person shouted.
"Get off me, ass!" Inuyasha struggled.
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"Steve, Steve!" A shovel shouted.
Kagome and Sango stared at the shovel and bucket.
"This world is messed." Kagome said eyes widened.
"We need help cleaning up Blue's do-do! Steve, will you help us?!" The bucket asked.
"Why don't you use yourself? I mean look, you're a shovel! Shovel the shit up and put it in a bucket." Miroku explained.
"We can't clean all of this all by ourselves!!!" The shovel revealed about 1000 pieces of crap. Plus one since Inuyasha is in the background taking a shit like a male dog.
".........I guess you people never clean" Sesshomaru said.
"Oh we do, but we have to wait until Blues is done going to the washroom. She poops this much everyday." The shovel said picking up the crap and putting it in a bag.
"What on earth do you feed it!?" Inuyasha came over and asked.
"Um...Cheese?" The bucket answered.
"Ewwwww!!!!" Kagome and Sango screamed.
~
"I don't know why we have to do this..." Miroku said picking up the crap with his plastic gloves on and put it in the bucket.
"I'm so killing Naraku when I get back to the Feudal Era...." Inuyasha mumbled.
"That's IF we get back." Kagome said.
"Hey...I wonder what Shippo and Kilala are doing right now..."
~
"Come on!! Party!!!" Shippo cheered as he chilled with Kilala and some hookers.
"Shippo, you're the man!" Both hookers said and pet Shippo on the head.
"A little to the left, no, wait! Down.... More..... A little more...."
~
"They're probably trying to save us." Sango guessed.
"Who knows..." Inuyasha said. "He's probably thinking that we all died."
"Almost done!" Steve jumped up. "Only 500 more to clean!"
The Inuyasha gang moaned. Steve turned around to pick up some more of Blues shit, then Inuyasha noticed a clue. That's right! The last clue!!! The clue was on Steve's butt.
"Hey, fatass!" Inuyasha shouted at Steve. He turned around. "There's a clue on your ass!"
"What's that? There's a clue on the grass?" Steve said confused.
"NOOO!! SCREW OFF WITH THE SARCASIM AND LOOK AT YOUR BUTT!!!!!!"
"Ohh! There's one on my bum?" Steve said and looked. "What do you know! The clue is me!!!" Steve jumped up and down and took out his notebook. Steve drew the stupid picture and said. "Well, that's the last clue. Wait, we have all three clues! You know what that means! It's time to sit in the thinking chair!"
"The what?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Thinking chair!"
"You have your own thinking chair? I didn't know you knew how to think."
"I sure can! Let's go!"
"Alright" Inuyasha said as he pulled out his Tetsusaiga. "Let's get this over with!"
"You'll never beat me! A half breed like you can never destroy me!" Sesshomaru chuckled.
"Let's just see what happens." Inuyasha said and then charged to Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru of course, dodged.
"See?" Sesshomaru said. "You can't even catch me!"
"This is going to be great!" Miroku whispered to Sango as he took a big hand full of pop corn. "I put my money on Sesshomaru."
"Hey!" Kagome ran up to Miroku. "You're supposed to cheer for Inuyasha!"
"Yah I know," Miroku chewed. "But Inuyasha is losing."
Kagome gave Miroku a weird look, and then started to cheer for Inuyasha. Before anything could happen, someone shouted "Steve, help!"
"Oh! Someone needs help!" Steve said and dragged Inuyasha to the direction where the person shouted.
"Get off me, ass!" Inuyasha struggled.
~
"Steve, Steve!" A shovel shouted.
Kagome and Sango stared at the shovel and bucket.
"This world is messed." Kagome said eyes widened.
"We need help cleaning up Blue's do-do! Steve, will you help us?!" The bucket asked.
"Why don't you use yourself? I mean look, you're a shovel! Shovel the shit up and put it in a bucket." Miroku explained.
"We can't clean all of this all by ourselves!!!" The shovel revealed about 1000 pieces of crap. Plus one since Inuyasha is in the background taking a shit like a male dog.
".........I guess you people never clean" Sesshomaru said.
"Oh we do, but we have to wait until Blues is done going to the washroom. She poops this much everyday." The shovel said picking up the crap and putting it in a bag.
"What on earth do you feed it!?" Inuyasha came over and asked.
"Um...Cheese?" The bucket answered.
"Ewwwww!!!!" Kagome and Sango screamed.
~
"I don't know why we have to do this..." Miroku said picking up the crap with his plastic gloves on and put it in the bucket.
"I'm so killing Naraku when I get back to the Feudal Era...." Inuyasha mumbled.
"That's IF we get back." Kagome said.
"Hey...I wonder what Shippo and Kilala are doing right now..."
~
"Come on!! Party!!!" Shippo cheered as he chilled with Kilala and some hookers.
"Shippo, you're the man!" Both hookers said and pet Shippo on the head.
"A little to the left, no, wait! Down.... More..... A little more...."
~
"They're probably trying to save us." Sango guessed.
"Who knows..." Inuyasha said. "He's probably thinking that we all died."
"Almost done!" Steve jumped up. "Only 500 more to clean!"
The Inuyasha gang moaned. Steve turned around to pick up some more of Blues shit, then Inuyasha noticed a clue. That's right! The last clue!!! The clue was on Steve's butt.
"Hey, fatass!" Inuyasha shouted at Steve. He turned around. "There's a clue on your ass!"
"What's that? There's a clue on the grass?" Steve said confused.
"NOOO!! SCREW OFF WITH THE SARCASIM AND LOOK AT YOUR BUTT!!!!!!"
"Ohh! There's one on my bum?" Steve said and looked. "What do you know! The clue is me!!!" Steve jumped up and down and took out his notebook. Steve drew the stupid picture and said. "Well, that's the last clue. Wait, we have all three clues! You know what that means! It's time to sit in the thinking chair!"
"The what?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Thinking chair!"
"You have your own thinking chair? I didn't know you knew how to think."
"I sure can! Let's go!"