Charmed: Survivor

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By: Bunny-chan

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Author's Notes

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Eh, so, I didn't get any reviews, even though stoopid FFN says I have two, but THEY DON'T SHOW UP! So, I decided to make up the team names and where it's gonna be held. I'm also gonna be lazy and take some challenges from previous Survivors, cuz, I'm lazy, and it's too hard to think of challenges myself! ^_^" Also, I think I might put three days into one chapter, it's easier that way! Oh, and, I base this fic, very, very, VERY loosely on stuff by KT, VERY loosely I tell ya! So, yeah, enjoy, AND REVIEW THIS TIME! Thank ya kindly!

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Secluded Room #1

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Piper picked at her nails and looked up at the ceiling in annoyance, "Why the hell are we here again?"

"How the hell should I know?" Prue rolled her eyes.

"Why are you being so bitchy Prue?" Phoebe whined, "Piper didn't even do anything to you!"

"Gee, thanks Phoebe." Piper rolled her eyes, "Like I really need your help."

"Gee Phoebe, why am I being so bitchy?" Prue asked sarcastically, "Maybe it's because I got plucked outta Elderland and sent back down to earth, ya think that's it?"

"I don't know." Phoebe blinked, "Is it?"

"Dumbass." Piper smacked Phoebe.

"Come on, can't we all just get along?" Paige asked.

"NO!" Prue and Piper yelled in unison.

Paige shrugged, "Well, it was worth asking."

Abbey traced her fingers over her collage of Prue before staring back up at the real person, "You are so beautiful." Abbey squealed and prodded at Prue's dress.

"Damn it, keep your filthy hands off me!" Prue screamed and TKed Abbey into a wall, "You don't deserve to touch me."

Bianca applied more crimson lipstick to her lips, "She's right you know, your just some psycho maniac, totally un-deserving to touch Prue."

"And you think YOU are?" Prue snorted, "NOBODY'S good enough to touch ME, the great Queen Prue. And don't ANYBODY forget it!"

"Ooh, ego much?" Jenny scoffed and leaned back in her chair.

Hannah bit the inside of her cheek slightly and handed Prue a glass of iced tea, "Iced tea?" she asked brightly.

"Ew, I HATE iced tea. Especially if YOU gave it to me." And with that, Prue dumped the glass of iced tea on Hannah's head.

"HEY! That was TOTALLY un-called for!" Hannah whined, before running off to a corner of the room, far, far away from Prue.

"This....is....boring....a lot..." Phoebe said, trailing off, before trying to touch her nose with her tongue.

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Secluded Room #2

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"Tra la la la la, la la la, laaaa!" Darryl sang tunelessly.

"What the hell are you singing for?" Cole questioned.

"My best friend is back!" Darryl squealed, "I must SING!"

"Dumbass." Cole rolled his eyes.

"Hey Leo, didja know your head looks like a fruit?" Glen questioned.

"I refuse to comment on that!" Leo huffed and stared at a wall.

Jason squinted at Cole, "You look awfully familiar..."

"I don't see HOW, I've never seen your pitiful face in my entire existence." Cole scoffed, who the hell was that jerk anyway? All Cole knew was, he hated him, loathed him, detested him.

Rex perked up and looked at Cole, "Hey, I know you! You were Belthazar!"

"Yup, that was I. And if I remember correctly, you were stoopid enough to go and try the kill the CO's, am I right?" Cole smirked at Rex.

"W-well, you tried too, and FAILED might I add!" Rex replied.

"Yes, but I was MUCH stronger than you, and LASTED longer than you as well, let us not forget THAT fact." Cole huffed and scribbled Rex's name onto his hate list.

"I hate you!" Dan glared at Leo, "I loathe you. You should die!"

Leo rolled his eyes and smacked Dan, "Shut up, before I smack the bajesus outta you again!"

Andy banged his head against the wall, trying desperately to knock himself out, "Please, Elders, beam me back up, PLEASE! I beg of you!"

"Don't you like being back with us Andy?" Darryl sniffled.

"Would I be banging my head against this wall if I did?" Andy scoffed and went back to banging his head on the wall.

"Get yer asses out here!" A voice shrieked as the door magically opened.

"That's our cue dudes, let's rock n roll!" Glen said gleefully before prancing out the room.

"We had cues?" Leo blinked and walked out the room, followed by the other men.

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"Hey, what are you guys doin here?" Paige asked as she the guys.

"Don't know, don't care, wanna go back to Elderland." Andy whined.

"I hear ya Andy." Prue sighed.

"So, does anybody know why we're he-"a loud clapping cut off Piper.

(AN: Guess whose here? No really, GUESS! **crickets chirp** FINE, don't guess then, just read! **pouts**)

"Welcome my magically intelligent friends." Out of the shadows stepped....

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Wahahaha! Who's the host of this crappy thing? Any guesses? Any particular person you WANT to host it? If all else fails, I'll be glad to host it! **Everybody screams in protest** **whaps the screaming people* So, review away! Live long and eat cake!