Hey Catnmur here, trying to make something here that works,
sooo.
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Halo: dumbed down
By a huge ring thingy.
Captain key's was at the Captains station, or he thought he was, he was far to stoned to know.
"Sir the Covenant are attacking! What do we do?" a person asked him.
"Battle stations. hahaha.everyone." he replied
"Everyone sir?" a little purple chick asked from this station thingy.
"Hell why not. hey do you want to come to my ro."
In that place where that guy is.
Chief woke up very disorientated. "Am I stoned again?" he asked out loud.
"No sir, I just woke you up from CRYO. You'll be a bit dizzy for a while, but it should where off soon." A guy dressed in a purple jumpsuit said. "Hey its barney, hehehehe. I mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!!" Chief replied
"Don't worry sir, you don't have to kill me, I'm going to run out into the hallway with you following me, and get blown up when I try to go through a door, witch will no doubt damage you as well. "Oh, well okay, what ever."
"I'm supposed to put you through all these dumb and confusing tests, but I'm way to lazy so let's just pretend that we are playing co-op kay?"
"Uhhhhh."
"Great, follow me!" he turned to this glass thing over looking CRYO" Bill, hey Bob, Im taking the Chief to Keys now kay, Justin?
"Okay just let me die first!" Bill, Bob, or Justin said, and with that he exploded.
"Ummmmm, huh?" Chief wondered.
"Comeon- letsgorightnowsothaticangetblownupandsothatyoucanjumpandduckandmeetthisguyan dgotocaptinkeysandhewillgiveyouagunandyoucankilllotsofthingsan-"he passed out.
"Ah, sh-"chief was interrupted by a large explosion. And then he continued on.
After a short journey through the ship he got to captain.
"Whoa, I LOVE WEED!" the captain said as he came close.
"ME TOO!" the Chief replied. After a short scene of both captain Keys and the Chief smoking a joint (Yeah, the Chief still had his helmet on.), the purple chick started to say something.
"BLABLABLABLA, YAPIDIYAPIDIYAP, BLOOBLABLOO." Or that's what the Chief and Keys heard. So the Chief grabbed a protruding thing from the stand and stuck it where his ear would be on his helmet. As soon as the gold thingy left his ears he heard "WHAT THE HELL???? WHERE AM I? I'M SEEING DESTURBING DEPLICTIONS OF WOMEN!!! IS THAT A GOAT!?! AHHHHHHH LET ME OUT-" the chief interrupted her turning off the sound on his TV.
Keys said, "Hey, I have this sudden urge to act all. good. so like.Chief you must go down to Halo and destroy the covenant."
I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Halo: dumbed down
By a huge ring thingy.
Captain key's was at the Captains station, or he thought he was, he was far to stoned to know.
"Sir the Covenant are attacking! What do we do?" a person asked him.
"Battle stations. hahaha.everyone." he replied
"Everyone sir?" a little purple chick asked from this station thingy.
"Hell why not. hey do you want to come to my ro."
In that place where that guy is.
Chief woke up very disorientated. "Am I stoned again?" he asked out loud.
"No sir, I just woke you up from CRYO. You'll be a bit dizzy for a while, but it should where off soon." A guy dressed in a purple jumpsuit said. "Hey its barney, hehehehe. I mean AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!!" Chief replied
"Don't worry sir, you don't have to kill me, I'm going to run out into the hallway with you following me, and get blown up when I try to go through a door, witch will no doubt damage you as well. "Oh, well okay, what ever."
"I'm supposed to put you through all these dumb and confusing tests, but I'm way to lazy so let's just pretend that we are playing co-op kay?"
"Uhhhhh."
"Great, follow me!" he turned to this glass thing over looking CRYO" Bill, hey Bob, Im taking the Chief to Keys now kay, Justin?
"Okay just let me die first!" Bill, Bob, or Justin said, and with that he exploded.
"Ummmmm, huh?" Chief wondered.
"Comeon- letsgorightnowsothaticangetblownupandsothatyoucanjumpandduckandmeetthisguyan dgotocaptinkeysandhewillgiveyouagunandyoucankilllotsofthingsan-"he passed out.
"Ah, sh-"chief was interrupted by a large explosion. And then he continued on.
After a short journey through the ship he got to captain.
"Whoa, I LOVE WEED!" the captain said as he came close.
"ME TOO!" the Chief replied. After a short scene of both captain Keys and the Chief smoking a joint (Yeah, the Chief still had his helmet on.), the purple chick started to say something.
"BLABLABLABLA, YAPIDIYAPIDIYAP, BLOOBLABLOO." Or that's what the Chief and Keys heard. So the Chief grabbed a protruding thing from the stand and stuck it where his ear would be on his helmet. As soon as the gold thingy left his ears he heard "WHAT THE HELL???? WHERE AM I? I'M SEEING DESTURBING DEPLICTIONS OF WOMEN!!! IS THAT A GOAT!?! AHHHHHHH LET ME OUT-" the chief interrupted her turning off the sound on his TV.
Keys said, "Hey, I have this sudden urge to act all. good. so like.Chief you must go down to Halo and destroy the covenant."