"Hey, I'm feeling.weird."said the Chief, "Yes, Sir."
"Whoa that was weird, wanna smoke?"
"Yeah, okay
A few hours later
Chief was standing on the emergency escape vessel, and was severely pissed.
"Sir, am I going to die, I don't want to die!" a marine said to him.
"Yes, and shut your mouth you-"
The chief was interrupted by the pilot "sir there's going to be a rough landing!"
"THEN WHY THE F*** DO I HAVE TO STAND!?!" he shouted
There was a sudden flash of light and the Chief was standing there and every one was dead.
"Uhhhh, it is a sad moment, or a Kodak moment, I always get those confused."
"Hey buddy, lets get going!" said a voce that was behind him, it sounded awfully familiar. He turned around and saw an exact copy of himself.
"who the f*** are you?" the Chief asked.
"Just a f****** figment of your imagination, now go!" the other Chief said back.
"Fine, jesus, you don't have to get snappy!" the Chief whimpered
so they left the crashed shuttle and got outside there was all this stuff lying around a few bloody Marines. There were some bullets, and some heath packs, and after searching a dead marine, enough weed for a small party.
"Yea!" both Chiefs said at the same time. At about that time they both looked up to see what appeared to be a giant purple piano fork coming from over the mountains. It hovered close to the ground and opened its sides. 2 large scary aliens came out with 8 small, but still scary, aliens.
"Covenant" said one of the Chiefs.
"RUN AWAY" said the other. And they did.
Soon they came across a large structure that looked like another piano fork only strait up and with a big box.
The Original Chief brushed the side of his head and accidentally flipped the AI switch.
"Chief, Chief, are you okay?" the AI said (purple chick)
"Yeah I'm fine."
"Damn.uhhh. I mean, good."
"Hey what's this other me doing here?"
"Oh he's a Co-op guy"
"He's an ass-" and then the other Chief whacked him on the back of his head with a 10mm, killing him instantly.
"Now I'm the main character, HAHAHAHAHAHA!" the Killer laughed maniacidly. Then the real Chief appeared behind him and he did the same thing. This continued for several hours until AI finally yelled "STOP, YOU ARE LIKE SMALL CILDREN!!!! I KNOW HO TO HANDLE SMALL CHILDREN!!!" and then she smacked the both of them till she could smack no more. "There that's better." She said watching them rock back and forth in the fetal position. "Now go save the human race!" "yes Ma'am!" they both said, getting up. They ran to the structure and saw some marines.
"Hey were saved!" one yelled.
"Hey, don't count on it, where not very good at shooting." A Chief said.
"Duh" the other chief said.
Suddenly a whole crapload of covenant came out of nowhere, and started shooting, all the marines. Both Chiefs raised assault rifles that they didn't know that they had a started to shoot the bad guys. They found it to be very easy and very fun.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" one of the Chiefs said as he mowed them down. (Yes, he didn't take a breath that whole time.)
"This is echo 101, I'm going to drop a warthog."
"You mean, we get to drive?" a Chief asked excitedly
"No, never, ever." AI said flatly. And then they were all teleported out of the level
"Whoa, what happened?" Chief said.
"Whoa that was weird, wanna smoke?"
"Yeah, okay
A few hours later
Chief was standing on the emergency escape vessel, and was severely pissed.
"Sir, am I going to die, I don't want to die!" a marine said to him.
"Yes, and shut your mouth you-"
The chief was interrupted by the pilot "sir there's going to be a rough landing!"
"THEN WHY THE F*** DO I HAVE TO STAND!?!" he shouted
There was a sudden flash of light and the Chief was standing there and every one was dead.
"Uhhhh, it is a sad moment, or a Kodak moment, I always get those confused."
"Hey buddy, lets get going!" said a voce that was behind him, it sounded awfully familiar. He turned around and saw an exact copy of himself.
"who the f*** are you?" the Chief asked.
"Just a f****** figment of your imagination, now go!" the other Chief said back.
"Fine, jesus, you don't have to get snappy!" the Chief whimpered
so they left the crashed shuttle and got outside there was all this stuff lying around a few bloody Marines. There were some bullets, and some heath packs, and after searching a dead marine, enough weed for a small party.
"Yea!" both Chiefs said at the same time. At about that time they both looked up to see what appeared to be a giant purple piano fork coming from over the mountains. It hovered close to the ground and opened its sides. 2 large scary aliens came out with 8 small, but still scary, aliens.
"Covenant" said one of the Chiefs.
"RUN AWAY" said the other. And they did.
Soon they came across a large structure that looked like another piano fork only strait up and with a big box.
The Original Chief brushed the side of his head and accidentally flipped the AI switch.
"Chief, Chief, are you okay?" the AI said (purple chick)
"Yeah I'm fine."
"Damn.uhhh. I mean, good."
"Hey what's this other me doing here?"
"Oh he's a Co-op guy"
"He's an ass-" and then the other Chief whacked him on the back of his head with a 10mm, killing him instantly.
"Now I'm the main character, HAHAHAHAHAHA!" the Killer laughed maniacidly. Then the real Chief appeared behind him and he did the same thing. This continued for several hours until AI finally yelled "STOP, YOU ARE LIKE SMALL CILDREN!!!! I KNOW HO TO HANDLE SMALL CHILDREN!!!" and then she smacked the both of them till she could smack no more. "There that's better." She said watching them rock back and forth in the fetal position. "Now go save the human race!" "yes Ma'am!" they both said, getting up. They ran to the structure and saw some marines.
"Hey were saved!" one yelled.
"Hey, don't count on it, where not very good at shooting." A Chief said.
"Duh" the other chief said.
Suddenly a whole crapload of covenant came out of nowhere, and started shooting, all the marines. Both Chiefs raised assault rifles that they didn't know that they had a started to shoot the bad guys. They found it to be very easy and very fun.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" one of the Chiefs said as he mowed them down. (Yes, he didn't take a breath that whole time.)
"This is echo 101, I'm going to drop a warthog."
"You mean, we get to drive?" a Chief asked excitedly
"No, never, ever." AI said flatly. And then they were all teleported out of the level
"Whoa, what happened?" Chief said.