Master Chief was suddenly on a pelican with 6 other marines. He
noticed that he wasn't on a ship; he was on a real pelican.
"This has got to be physically impossible." said one.
And with that it blew up.
The Chief landed safely on a cliffs and everyone else fell down, a very long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, way down.
Then they where all right there in front of him.
"Hey MC go and kill the bad people, butinrealitytheyarejusttryingtolivesoidontknowwhywearetryingtowincausetheflo odisgoingtocomeandwearegoingtodie-" he fainted.
"Whoa. Lets smoke weed."
Okays were murmured and for a very long time they smoked weed.
"Wait what are we doing here?" asked the Chief.
"Oh where getting Keys."
"Weed!" Chief said! He ran out into the covenant and said "GIMMI KEYS! I WANNA SMOKA BLUNTA!" he was quickly shot down by the.things
Master Chief was suddenly on a pelican with 6 other marines. He noticed that he wasn't on a ship; he was on a real pelican.
"This has got to be physically impossible." said one.
And with that it blew up.
The Chief landed safely on a cliffs and everyone else fell down. Then they where all right there in front of him.
"Hey MC go and kill the bad people, butinrealitytheyarejusttryingtolivesoidontknowwhywearetryingtowincausetheflo odisgoingtocomeandwearegoingtodie-" he fainted.
"whoa. Lets smoke weed."
Okays were murmured and for a very long time they smoked weed.
"Wait what are we doing here?" asked the Chief.
"Oh where getting Keys."
"Weed!" Chief said! He ran out into the covenant and said "GIMMI KEYS! I WANNA SMOKA BLUNTA!" he was quickly shot down by the.things.
Again this was repeated so many times that the X-Box that the player was playing on, exploded, killing everyone within a 10 mile range because of the nuclear reactor contained in the behemoth counsel.
Then the Chief woke up in training, he had a gun, he shot everybody and then he exploded. Then he was in the ship that he was supposed to be in, and all the marines where there too.
"Well that was very weird" one said.
"Yeah, it was," said the Chief, "lets smoke weed!"
As they were smoking weed, an invisible Elite came in and killed all the marines, but Chief lived, using his super weed powers he killed the Elite.
Its blood splattered on an open power consol taking out all the power and Keys escaped. And when Chief arrived at the docking bay Keys was just about to leave. He jumped out of the bay and floated home after the ship.
As he was floating there he wondered, "Where did the other Chief go? I MISS HIM.WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" that little piggy cried all the way home.
"This has got to be physically impossible." said one.
And with that it blew up.
The Chief landed safely on a cliffs and everyone else fell down, a very long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, way down.
Then they where all right there in front of him.
"Hey MC go and kill the bad people, butinrealitytheyarejusttryingtolivesoidontknowwhywearetryingtowincausetheflo odisgoingtocomeandwearegoingtodie-" he fainted.
"Whoa. Lets smoke weed."
Okays were murmured and for a very long time they smoked weed.
"Wait what are we doing here?" asked the Chief.
"Oh where getting Keys."
"Weed!" Chief said! He ran out into the covenant and said "GIMMI KEYS! I WANNA SMOKA BLUNTA!" he was quickly shot down by the.things
Master Chief was suddenly on a pelican with 6 other marines. He noticed that he wasn't on a ship; he was on a real pelican.
"This has got to be physically impossible." said one.
And with that it blew up.
The Chief landed safely on a cliffs and everyone else fell down. Then they where all right there in front of him.
"Hey MC go and kill the bad people, butinrealitytheyarejusttryingtolivesoidontknowwhywearetryingtowincausetheflo odisgoingtocomeandwearegoingtodie-" he fainted.
"whoa. Lets smoke weed."
Okays were murmured and for a very long time they smoked weed.
"Wait what are we doing here?" asked the Chief.
"Oh where getting Keys."
"Weed!" Chief said! He ran out into the covenant and said "GIMMI KEYS! I WANNA SMOKA BLUNTA!" he was quickly shot down by the.things.
Again this was repeated so many times that the X-Box that the player was playing on, exploded, killing everyone within a 10 mile range because of the nuclear reactor contained in the behemoth counsel.
Then the Chief woke up in training, he had a gun, he shot everybody and then he exploded. Then he was in the ship that he was supposed to be in, and all the marines where there too.
"Well that was very weird" one said.
"Yeah, it was," said the Chief, "lets smoke weed!"
As they were smoking weed, an invisible Elite came in and killed all the marines, but Chief lived, using his super weed powers he killed the Elite.
Its blood splattered on an open power consol taking out all the power and Keys escaped. And when Chief arrived at the docking bay Keys was just about to leave. He jumped out of the bay and floated home after the ship.
As he was floating there he wondered, "Where did the other Chief go? I MISS HIM.WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" that little piggy cried all the way home.