Chief was on a pelican again, but this time it was the machine
pelican not a real pelican. "Okay," AI said, "we are going to find out
where halos control room, on this dinky little island, and when we land it
will be like WW2 or something."
"Will I get weed?" the Chief asked.
"Sure, why not?"
"WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED,"
AI sighed, "what the f*** have I gotten myself into?" Suddenly the pilot's voice, "the LZ's hot, go, go, go!"
Everyone jumped out and discovered that the aliens were smoking weed. And Chief being the dumb-ass that he is killed them all shouting "MY WEED BE-ATCHAS!!"
After witch he smoked lots and lots and lots and lots of weed. He was so f****** stoned that his helmet was red and irritated.
Suddenly there was a warthog in front of him.
"I'm driving!" he shouted and ran towards it, the AI said nothing.
3 days later the warthog drove slowly out of the water,
AI said "so this time are you going to try to drive to Miami through the water?
"No, I'm sorry."
"Now, no smoking anything until after the mission, got it?
"Yes ma'am," he sighed.
"Well, at least you cleared out the island in your practice driving."
Soon chief found a rocket launcher, "COOL! IT'S SO SHINY!"
"Uhhh, Chief, I don't think you-" he pulled the trigger and blew his long dead body (the human inside died long ago, from weed overdose, his actions are only muscle spasms now, now you know why he never takes off his helmet) so far up that that he broke free of the rings gravity and got sucked back in, and would you believe it, right inside of the control room.
"Chief, you found it, if I could, I would hug you!"
"Uhhh, garsh,"
"Will I get weed?" the Chief asked.
"Sure, why not?"
"WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED, WEED,"
AI sighed, "what the f*** have I gotten myself into?" Suddenly the pilot's voice, "the LZ's hot, go, go, go!"
Everyone jumped out and discovered that the aliens were smoking weed. And Chief being the dumb-ass that he is killed them all shouting "MY WEED BE-ATCHAS!!"
After witch he smoked lots and lots and lots and lots of weed. He was so f****** stoned that his helmet was red and irritated.
Suddenly there was a warthog in front of him.
"I'm driving!" he shouted and ran towards it, the AI said nothing.
3 days later the warthog drove slowly out of the water,
AI said "so this time are you going to try to drive to Miami through the water?
"No, I'm sorry."
"Now, no smoking anything until after the mission, got it?
"Yes ma'am," he sighed.
"Well, at least you cleared out the island in your practice driving."
Soon chief found a rocket launcher, "COOL! IT'S SO SHINY!"
"Uhhh, Chief, I don't think you-" he pulled the trigger and blew his long dead body (the human inside died long ago, from weed overdose, his actions are only muscle spasms now, now you know why he never takes off his helmet) so far up that that he broke free of the rings gravity and got sucked back in, and would you believe it, right inside of the control room.
"Chief, you found it, if I could, I would hug you!"
"Uhhh, garsh,"