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Scully sucked in a large breath and came through the side-stage curtain. The crowd continued cheering as she took her seat in the stool in the middle of the stage. It was then that she realized that there was a slit up the back of the skirt. "Well that explains the excess of cheers." She thought. "So," Maury said "what do you do for a living, Dana?" "Well, I work for the Federal Bureau of Investigation in a unit concerning crimes with paranormal phenomena and unexplained events." The crowd was somewhat quiet and confused. "Idiots" she thought. "Um, does that mean that you get to carry a gun and shoot stuff up?" asked Maury. Scully sighed. "Yes, I have to 'shoot stuff up' all the time." This time the crowd exploded into a series of whoops and cheers. Maury went over to one of the audience members with their hand raised. "Do you have a question?" "Uh, yeah, my name is Jeff and I was wondering if this hottie agent could put me in handcuffs any time soon." Scully blanched outwardly. "OK, you're what 18? Lose the acne, let your balls drop, grow 9 inches, in both areas, and then we'll talk." Jeff got the point and sat down accompanied by oohs and ows from the audience, along with some laughs.
Maury returned to the center of the stage with Scully and took his marked seat. "Okay, Dana," he said "do you know why you were brought here-" "tricked into coming here" Scully interrupted. "My mother tricked me into coming onto this show." "Right... but do you know why?" asked the host. "No, I don't but if you had anything to do with this Charlie I WILL kill you." Scully addressed her brother who just sat and smiled. "As it turns out, he doesn't, this was all set up by someone that's not even related to you. And that person has a very specific reason. Dana, you are here because it has been revealed that you have a secret admirer who wishes to present himself to you." Scully stared at Maury with a shocked look of utter disbelief. The producers went to commercial and the crew went about their business. No one seemed to be paying attention to Scully anymore. It was at least 2 minutes when she heard the 30 second warning and snapped her eyes up and about. Maury returned and sat down. At that point there were people redoing her make-up and touching up her hair. Not that she was noticing, the two minutes before were filled with thoughts of "What the hell? Secret admirer? That's completely adolescent. I haven't even heard that phrase since 8th grade. But I'VE never actually been on the receiving end of one of those". Her mind flashed back to all the crushes she'd had as a school girl; Kyle, Rich, Matt, Tom, Mark, Matt again, Kevin, Alex, and Matt yet again. Her stomach had a violent reaction when she thought of him. "Ass" she thought. In her mind she had set up a possible list of secret admirers 1) Pendrell 2) Frohike 3) Ed Jerse 4) Skinner 5) Tom Colton 6) Padgett come back from the dead 7) Sheriff Hartwell 8) Daniel Waterston 9) The Great Mutato 10) Mulder
That went in order from most to least likely, 1 being the most. "And that's just the people that know of." She thought Mulder was like a snowballs chance in hell. "5, 4, 3, 2 ..." She heard the camera man say and the prompters brought the audience back to life. Maury reintroduced the situation and began speaking to Scully again. "So, do you have any idea who brought you here, Dana?" "No," She lied, "I can't think of anyone that could have a crush on me." "Well, do you have anyone that you hope it is?" he replied. Scully sort of stared blankly at him for a moment, "Maybe" she replied cryptically. Maury just blinked, a little unused to the defenses put up by this guest. "Ooook, well for those who are unfamiliar with the way that this works, Dana will be blindfolded and her secret admirer brought out. He will give her 5 hints to his identity. If she can't, the man promises to go away without bothering her anymore. If she does guess she gets to choose if she wants him or not. Are you ready?" Scully nodded and a crew member tied a blindfold around her head. She put her headphones on and her secret admirer's videotape was played for the audience. After she took them off the crowd was cheering so she assumed her man was brought out on stage.
"Okay," Maury said "here is your first hint" Scully smelled Chinese food being waved under her nose, she was instructed to open her mouth and she tasted Pork Lo Mein, it was her favorite. "What the hell, does my Chinese delivery guy have a crush on me?" She thought. The Chinese food was taken away and soon a gun was pressed into her hands with no clip. She recognized it as her type of gun that she used for work. "Ook that's really odd, a gun, ok, it could be Skinner...ew"
It was announced that her third hint was audio and Cher's Walking in Memphis was played throughout the studio. "Holy Crap! Maybe it IS the Great Mutato!" Scully winced. When that got turned off Maury presented her with her 4th hint. He told her to identify her necklace. "It's my cross," She replied, "I always wear it, what kind of hint is that?"
"Okay, Here is your final hint" Maury said. A rectangular object was placed in her hands and Scully's blindfold was removed, she looked own and a tear slid down her face when she saw what it was. ~~~*~*~~~
Yeah- I know, that's low. lol There's one or two more chapters then I'm all done! Lemme know what you think!
Scully sucked in a large breath and came through the side-stage curtain. The crowd continued cheering as she took her seat in the stool in the middle of the stage. It was then that she realized that there was a slit up the back of the skirt. "Well that explains the excess of cheers." She thought. "So," Maury said "what do you do for a living, Dana?" "Well, I work for the Federal Bureau of Investigation in a unit concerning crimes with paranormal phenomena and unexplained events." The crowd was somewhat quiet and confused. "Idiots" she thought. "Um, does that mean that you get to carry a gun and shoot stuff up?" asked Maury. Scully sighed. "Yes, I have to 'shoot stuff up' all the time." This time the crowd exploded into a series of whoops and cheers. Maury went over to one of the audience members with their hand raised. "Do you have a question?" "Uh, yeah, my name is Jeff and I was wondering if this hottie agent could put me in handcuffs any time soon." Scully blanched outwardly. "OK, you're what 18? Lose the acne, let your balls drop, grow 9 inches, in both areas, and then we'll talk." Jeff got the point and sat down accompanied by oohs and ows from the audience, along with some laughs.
Maury returned to the center of the stage with Scully and took his marked seat. "Okay, Dana," he said "do you know why you were brought here-" "tricked into coming here" Scully interrupted. "My mother tricked me into coming onto this show." "Right... but do you know why?" asked the host. "No, I don't but if you had anything to do with this Charlie I WILL kill you." Scully addressed her brother who just sat and smiled. "As it turns out, he doesn't, this was all set up by someone that's not even related to you. And that person has a very specific reason. Dana, you are here because it has been revealed that you have a secret admirer who wishes to present himself to you." Scully stared at Maury with a shocked look of utter disbelief. The producers went to commercial and the crew went about their business. No one seemed to be paying attention to Scully anymore. It was at least 2 minutes when she heard the 30 second warning and snapped her eyes up and about. Maury returned and sat down. At that point there were people redoing her make-up and touching up her hair. Not that she was noticing, the two minutes before were filled with thoughts of "What the hell? Secret admirer? That's completely adolescent. I haven't even heard that phrase since 8th grade. But I'VE never actually been on the receiving end of one of those". Her mind flashed back to all the crushes she'd had as a school girl; Kyle, Rich, Matt, Tom, Mark, Matt again, Kevin, Alex, and Matt yet again. Her stomach had a violent reaction when she thought of him. "Ass" she thought. In her mind she had set up a possible list of secret admirers 1) Pendrell 2) Frohike 3) Ed Jerse 4) Skinner 5) Tom Colton 6) Padgett come back from the dead 7) Sheriff Hartwell 8) Daniel Waterston 9) The Great Mutato 10) Mulder
That went in order from most to least likely, 1 being the most. "And that's just the people that know of." She thought Mulder was like a snowballs chance in hell. "5, 4, 3, 2 ..." She heard the camera man say and the prompters brought the audience back to life. Maury reintroduced the situation and began speaking to Scully again. "So, do you have any idea who brought you here, Dana?" "No," She lied, "I can't think of anyone that could have a crush on me." "Well, do you have anyone that you hope it is?" he replied. Scully sort of stared blankly at him for a moment, "Maybe" she replied cryptically. Maury just blinked, a little unused to the defenses put up by this guest. "Ooook, well for those who are unfamiliar with the way that this works, Dana will be blindfolded and her secret admirer brought out. He will give her 5 hints to his identity. If she can't, the man promises to go away without bothering her anymore. If she does guess she gets to choose if she wants him or not. Are you ready?" Scully nodded and a crew member tied a blindfold around her head. She put her headphones on and her secret admirer's videotape was played for the audience. After she took them off the crowd was cheering so she assumed her man was brought out on stage.
"Okay," Maury said "here is your first hint" Scully smelled Chinese food being waved under her nose, she was instructed to open her mouth and she tasted Pork Lo Mein, it was her favorite. "What the hell, does my Chinese delivery guy have a crush on me?" She thought. The Chinese food was taken away and soon a gun was pressed into her hands with no clip. She recognized it as her type of gun that she used for work. "Ook that's really odd, a gun, ok, it could be Skinner...ew"
It was announced that her third hint was audio and Cher's Walking in Memphis was played throughout the studio. "Holy Crap! Maybe it IS the Great Mutato!" Scully winced. When that got turned off Maury presented her with her 4th hint. He told her to identify her necklace. "It's my cross," She replied, "I always wear it, what kind of hint is that?"
"Okay, Here is your final hint" Maury said. A rectangular object was placed in her hands and Scully's blindfold was removed, she looked own and a tear slid down her face when she saw what it was. ~~~*~*~~~
Yeah- I know, that's low. lol There's one or two more chapters then I'm all done! Lemme know what you think!