Hey, Catnmur here, all right final chapter, and I think that it will make lots of you very happy.

The Chief saw the ship that he was on when he came here, but it was all blown up.
"Okay MC, you have to disrupt the main-" the Chief turned off his volume on the TV again. He aimlessly wondered through the ship and saw thing that there was lots of things that kinda looked like humans and elites, so he killed them. He saw some covenant, so he smoked with them. He wondered into the...wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah... the bedroom and saw Sharlet there, naked (romance music begins to play)
"oh John," she said "come to me, I will love you."
John walked towards her, dropping his towel and... wait this isn't right, he forgot his protection...

Well anyway, he went into the reactor room and farted, long and hard, and just then someone lit a match and...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It killed everyone, and that's the...

END!?!?!

Sorry about it being so short, I ran out of ideas. Goodbye loyal fans, and loyal haters! I will miss you all!