Author's Babble: Hey ppl! What's up? I know what you're going to say. The
sky. I know. That's old. Anyway, on with the story!
Caroline walked into the tavern muttering to herself.
"I don't know why you even want a rum!" she said. "Because I need one." She answered her own question.
She got her rum, and sat down at a table.
She continued to mutter to herself until a man sat down at her table.
"Excuse me? What are you doing?" She asked him. He was obviously a pirate, and had wild hair and eyeshadow on. She thought he was pretty creepy.
"I'm drinking my rum." He replied.
"I mean, why are you sitting at my table?" She asked. "because he's a freaky pirate who wants to hit on you." She muttered.
"What?" The man looked at her.
"Nothing. Didn't say nothing."
"Uh huh." He went back to drinking his rum.
"Well, Mr. Uh. Mr-"
"Sparrow. Cap'n jack Sparrow. You are"
"I-" she started. "Don't tell him!" he muttered.
"Alright then.." Jack said, thinking she was just a crazy person.
"I'm not crazy. Honest. I just have a problem." She said, downing the rest of her rum.
"I'll say." Jack muttered.
"Don't tell him! He's a crazy pirate trying to get you in bed!" Her second personality said.
"uh. I don't think so, miss. In fact, I was just leaving." He stood up, but she tried to stop him.
"No! Don't leave me! I'll be lonely!" She grabbed his arm. "No! Let go of him! He's a pirate!" She said, letting go of him, like he was a piece of shit.
Jack left, and Caroline sat there, crying, until her next victim came along. She soon got half attached to him, and half thought he was a disgusting person. Guess who this was???
Barbossa! Hope he has fun!
Author's Babble: I know, CRAZY!!!! But, I am really bored, and sugar high, so I am writing strange things. Maybe I'm the one who's crazy. That's a possibility. Oh well. Let me know if you think I'm crazy, ok?
Caroline walked into the tavern muttering to herself.
"I don't know why you even want a rum!" she said. "Because I need one." She answered her own question.
She got her rum, and sat down at a table.
She continued to mutter to herself until a man sat down at her table.
"Excuse me? What are you doing?" She asked him. He was obviously a pirate, and had wild hair and eyeshadow on. She thought he was pretty creepy.
"I'm drinking my rum." He replied.
"I mean, why are you sitting at my table?" She asked. "because he's a freaky pirate who wants to hit on you." She muttered.
"What?" The man looked at her.
"Nothing. Didn't say nothing."
"Uh huh." He went back to drinking his rum.
"Well, Mr. Uh. Mr-"
"Sparrow. Cap'n jack Sparrow. You are"
"I-" she started. "Don't tell him!" he muttered.
"Alright then.." Jack said, thinking she was just a crazy person.
"I'm not crazy. Honest. I just have a problem." She said, downing the rest of her rum.
"I'll say." Jack muttered.
"Don't tell him! He's a crazy pirate trying to get you in bed!" Her second personality said.
"uh. I don't think so, miss. In fact, I was just leaving." He stood up, but she tried to stop him.
"No! Don't leave me! I'll be lonely!" She grabbed his arm. "No! Let go of him! He's a pirate!" She said, letting go of him, like he was a piece of shit.
Jack left, and Caroline sat there, crying, until her next victim came along. She soon got half attached to him, and half thought he was a disgusting person. Guess who this was???
Barbossa! Hope he has fun!
Author's Babble: I know, CRAZY!!!! But, I am really bored, and sugar high, so I am writing strange things. Maybe I'm the one who's crazy. That's a possibility. Oh well. Let me know if you think I'm crazy, ok?