Hello! KK's NOT dead! YIPPEE! ^__^

Yami & Bakura: Darn... T.T

KK: T___T I said Yip-_EE_!

Bakura & Yami: ((O__O)) Yipee...

KK: ^__^ Anygoo, I'm SO sorry it took me forever to update... @__@ School got in da way... then I was neva hyper enough to write stories... then-

Bakura: NO MORE EXCUSES! O_O

KK: V__V *cough* Well, I'm munching on FUDGE right now, so let's get it on! O_O

P.S. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING! People like my work.. They like my work... ^__^ *gets award* I'd like to thank chocolate... WE DID IT MAN!

Chocolate: *thumbs up* ^^

And for reviewing, you all get fudge... CHOCOLATE fudge... O_O

On with the story!

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KK: AAAAGGGHHHHHH!! It's...

Person: *Is Weevil*

Yami: ((((O__O)))) AGGGGGH! IT'S A MUNCHKIN FROM MUNCHKIN LAND!

Weevil: I'M NOT A MUNCHKIN! T___T

Yami: Yes you are... O_O

Weevil: YOU'RE the munchkin... Pharaoh! T_T

Yami: ((O__O)) I am..?

KK: OOOO! OOOOOO! Can *I* be a munchkin?

Bakura & Yami: No.

KK: *Sniffle*

Weevil: What the HELL are doing to those lawn gnomes?! T__T

Bakura: Blowing them up!

Weevil: BLOWING THEM _UP_?! T____T

Bakura: Yes...? O_O

Weevil: Oh, okay then! ^_^

All but Weevil: ((O____O))

Weevil: They're not mine anyways...

KK: Then who's are they?

Weevil: They own themselves.... O___O

KK: (((((((O___O))))))) AGGGHHH! IT'S A HORROR MOVIE COME TO LIFE!!

Movie Title: REVENGE OF THE GNOMES!

Staring: KK, Yami Bakura, Yami Yugi, and... The harry old man that lives across the street and hands out candy to kids that pass by, but we don't see him for a while...

Producers: Go away.

Brought to You By: WHY DO YOU CARE?! O_O IT'S NOT EVEN A REAL MOVIE!!!

Director: LEAVE ME AALLOOONNNEEE! O____O *shoots person*

Person: X____X

Announcer: *Is now homicidal*

All: O__o *Inch away from homicidal announcer*

Weevil: YOU'RE STANDING ON MY GRASS! T___T GET OFF MY GRASS!

Bakura: What the hell? Your _GRASS_? o.O

Weevil: Yes, my grass. NOT GET OFF OF IT!

Grass: GRRRR! *starts eating Yami's shoes*

Yami: ((O_O)) MY SHOES!

Bakura: Hm... no.

Weevil: *Pulls out bazooka* Get off, the grass... T__T

Bakura: ((O_____O)) YOU CAN'T SHOOT ME WITHOUT SHOOTING THE CAT! *gets cat as shield*

Cat: (((O_O)))

KK: MY KITTY! NOOOOOOOO! *get's out light saver (as seen on Star Wars) and shoots Weevil*

Weevil: X__X

Yami: Kool... were did ya get the light saver...? O_O

KK: Found it...

~~*~~****SOME WHERE, IN A DISTANT UNIVERSE****~~*~~

Dark Vader: Luke, I am your farther!

Luke: O__O HOLLY CRAP! Why didn't you tell me before?

Dark Vader: Uh... stuff kept getting in the way...

Luke: You could have sent me an e-mail... T.T

Dark Vader: Yes... But I wanted it to be more personal... So I got you this card... *hands Luke card*

Luke: *Reads it aloud* "Dear son, there are so many things to tell you and so little time- So I'm saving this time by just blasting you with my light saver..." O_O

Dark Vader: I added the last part in! ^__^

Luke: I noticed... -_-;

Dark Vader: Now, I must do what the card says and blast you with my light saver.

Luke: Not if *I* have anything to say about it! *Pulls out light saver*

Dark Vader: Oh, you wanna play it like THAT eh? *Pulls out light saver*

Dark Vader's Light saver: *Is a roll of candy life savers*

Dark Vader: O_O! WHAT THE HELL?! NOOO! THOSE STUPID SERVANTS!

Luke: O_o

Dark Vader: I told them light saver! LIIGGGHHHTT SSSAAVVVEEERRR! T_____T

Servant: Uh... Sir? We're out of light savers...

Dark Vader: O_o But I was SURE there was ONE left...

Servant: Er... someone took that one sir...

Dark Vader: WHO?!

(A/N: Agh! My hand is cramping! AGGGHHH! X___X)

Servant: KK took it sir...

Dark Vader: Hm... KK eh? I must meet this... KK... O_O *starts walking away*

Luke: HEY! We're not done here! T_T

Dark Servant: Oh shut up idiot... Don't you have collage to finish or something? Kitties to save from trees?

Luke: ;__; I'm not an idiot... *Sniff*

Dark Vader: *Sigh* You always WERE a sissy... O_O *walks away*

~*~**** Back to the NORMA- *Cough* _WEIRD_ World we call... MERTH- I mean EARTH... O_O ****~*~

KK: Yep... Found it...

Bakura: Right...

Weevil: X__x *twitch*

Yami: Can we go home now...? O__O

KK: NO!

Yami: u.u

Bakura: Let's blow up other things!

KK: Okay! ^_^ Let's take a reviewer's idea... BLOWING UP ANZU'S STUFF!

Yami & Bakura: YAY! ^__^

KK: LET'S GO! I'll start... *Singing* WE'RE OFF THE SEE THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ! ^__^ *skips off* Come on! SING WITH ME!

Bakura & Yami: Because... Because... of the wonderful things that he does... O_O

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Only 5 pages, I am ashamed..... V_V Sorry, but my hand... SHE CRAMPS! X__X hope you liked the chapter... it sucked so... ya... O_O

R&R Or I'll start babbling about Mozart... O_O

Bakura: Yes, PLEASE review... I've heard her talk about Mozart! O__O IT'S EVIL!