You know what? This is a great story to write just to pass time by. Even when I'm short on time!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story. Sorry to disappoint you.
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Sadly enough, poor Sephiroth could not dodge the girls forever. They found him resting in a
small cave off of the Mushroom Rock Road with the chicobos nesting in his flowing hair.
Girls: There he is!!! *Screamed in delight*
Sephiroth: *Woke with a start* AAAKK!! Not you girls again! *Stood up to run away but the chicobos got tangled up in is hair* Get off me!
Behemoth: *Stomped over to the cave and smashed into the walls, making a suitable entrance for herself.*
Sephiroth: *With nowhere else to go, just stood there* Where's my Masamune when I need it?
Behemoth: *Nuzzled Sephiroth while 'talking' to him with a deep growl-like purr.*
Sephiroth: *Smashed back into the cave wall because of the Behemoth's sheer strength, the chicobos screaming with a mixture of fear and fury.* This is disturbing…
Yuna: GET OFF HIM YOU BITCH!!! HE'S MINE!!! *Leaped onto the behemoth's back and started smashing her over the head with her Nirvana*
Behemoth, Yuna, and Girls: AAAAHHHHRRRGGG!!! *Feet, fists, and claws began to fly. Sephiroth edged his way around and out of the cave, and broke off into a run towards the shores of Djose, chicobos waddling behind him.*
Lulu and Rikku followed the tracks to Guadosalam, where the hard, root like flooring didn't preserve any footprints. The Guado huddled in a group in the center of the city, a very stressed looking Seymour watching nearby.
Lulu: What is wrong?
Seymour: My people are greatly disturbed that someone has left the Farplane.
Rikku: *Shocked* Who?
Seymour: I am not sure. *Sigh* But the holy books of Yevon have descriptions and pictures of a man that threatened our world many centuries ago.
Lulu: So?
Seymour: *Studied Lulu for a moment.* The resemblance between that man and this one is great. If I am not mistaken…
Rikku: *Bouncing up and down* What?
Seymour: *Shakes head* I don't know.
Rikku: You're no help!
Lulu: Has anyone passed through here besides him?
Seymour: *Grins slightly* THAT was amusing. Not long after that gentleman left, a whole crowd of women passed through. And a Behemoth, too.
Lulu: Did you recognize any of them?
Seymour: Strangely enough, Lady Yuna was amongst them.
Rikku: *Hopping from foot to foot* Where are they headed?
Seymour: I could not say.
Lulu: *Looks at Rikku* Lets go, Rikku.
Along the Mi'hen Highroad, Sephiroth decided to stop at Rin's Travel Agency. He is eyeing the chocobos in the corral.
Sephiroth: Damn chocobos…
Chicobos: Waaaark!! *Began pecking at his precious leather coat*
Sephiroth: STOP IT!! *Tries to kick the chicobos, but loses his balance and falls. The chicobos take the opportunity and try to nest in his hair again*
Lady: Aaawww. They love you!
Sephiroth: *Picking chicobos out of his hair* What else is new?
Lady: You're a natural chocobo parent! *Light bulb seems to go on in her head* Hey! Can you help us tame that chocobo over there? *Points at a large ridged chocobo that was foaming at the mouth* She's a sweetheart, you know.
Sephiroth: ahhh… *Eyes the chocobo with concern* Maybe I'll pass…
Lady: *Claps hands together and hops up and down* Great! We'll get you started right away! *Grabs Sephiroth by the arm and drags him over the electric fence paddock that contained the rabid chocobo*
Sephiroth: Why me? *Notices that the annoying chirping had ceased. He looks around and sees the chicobos huddled on the roof of the Travel Agency, looking very frightened indeed* At least they're out of the way.
Lady: Hmm… You just make yourself acquainted while I go get some more water for the poor dear. *Runs off*
Rabid chocobo: *Runs at the fence, apparently trying to attack, but the 10,000 volts running through the metal zaps the bird. Some singed feathers fall off the mostly naked body.* WAAAARRRKKK!!!
Sephiroth: Damn… Now that's even scarier than when I caught Cloud in the shower naked. He was singing the Barney theme, too… *Shudders*
Lady: *Bouncing back with a two gallon tank full of water* Phew… Why does the Moonflow have to be so far away?
Sephiroth: *Shocked* THE MOONFLOW? You were only gone five minutes!
Lady: *Shocked as well* It took me that long?!
Sephiroth: *Mumbling to himself* I can't wait until this is over…
Lady: *Pouring the water into a mangled trough, oblivious of the rabid chocobo that was trying to tear her head off* La la la la la la…
Chocobo: *Gulps down the water*
Sephiroth: I guess it isn't at the stage where the disease makes it impossible to swallow.
Lady: What do you mean? She's perfectly healthy!
Chocobo: *Looks at Sephiroth*
Lulu is testing the Moonflow water for any traces of the potion. Rikku is pacing back and forwards
Lulu: *Holds a test tube at eye level, the contents turning a light shade of purple* Oh no.
Rikku: What is it?
Lulu: It's too late.