I'm updating. Wow. I haven't touched this story for a few weeks. Oh well. At least I took time out to write, ya? And thanks for the reviews. I highly appreciate them. *Bows*
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Sephiroth: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Rabid Chocobo (Who happens to be female): *Somehow leaps over the electric fence. Her blood shot eyes seem to glitter as Sephiroth trips over himself trying to get away* Wark?
Lady: *Clapped hands together* Aaaww! She likes you!
Sephiroth: *Running down the Mi'hen Highroad as fast as his legs can carry him*
Lulu and Rikku are sitting on a tree stump and are… well… stumped.
Lulu: This is bad.
Rikku: Tell me something I don't know.
Lulu: *Leaning in towards Rikku* The Blitzball tournament is tomorrow.
Rikku: Tell me something I don't know.
Lulu: *Leaning in a bit further* There are going to be lots of thirsty people there.
Rikku: Yea. Tell me something I don't know.
Lulu: *Hands starting to cup themselves in a chocking position* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
Rikku: *Falling off the stump* AAAHHH!!!
Lulu: *Returning to normal* You can solve this problem, though.
Rikku: *Righting herself* You mean "you" as in "I", don't you?
Lulu: I wasn't the one who smashed the bottle now, was I?
Rikku: *Her spiral eyes tearing a bit* What do I do?
Sephiroth enters the bustling city of Luca, only to find that trouble is just around the corner.
Sephiroth: *Talking angrily to the Chicobos that had just seemed to magically appear beside him* When I summon Meteor again, I'll make sure that it crashes down upon you and kill you all!!!
Chicobos: *Looking cute and innocent*
Voice: My one-winged angel! *Female figure bounds over to Sephiroth and knocks him to the ground. Again.*
Sephiroth: No… *Looks into Yuna's eyes* Who are you, anyways?
Yuna: I'm your one and only lover… *Going into a daze*
Sephiroth: *Hearing crashes and feminine screams in the distance* That's nice. Do you mind getting off me now? Random people are staring at us.
Random people: *Stare*
Yuna: Anything you say, love. *Gets up*
Sephiroth: And let go of my hand.
Yuna: *Lets go of his hand*
Sephiroth: And walk away.
Yuna: *Walks away*
Sephiroth: *Sigh* I wish driving Cloud and his friends insane was this easy. It's because of that little twerp Aeris! She takes away all the fun in life! *Thinks nasty thoughts about Aeris*
Loud crashes and screams: *Getting closer*
Sephiroth: *Starting to panic* I need to find a place to hide. *Runs off*
Rikku approaches the Mi'hen Travel agency. It appears to be deserted except for a few lonely chocobos.
Rikku: They've all left to see the tournament. *Chocobo nudges her shoulder* Would you like to give me a ride to Luca?
Sephiroth is hiding behind a stack of crates in dock number 3. He is tempted to throw the chicobos into the ocean.
Sephiroth: Why don't you just go home? I'm sure your real mother is searching for you right now.
Chicobos: *Sitting in his lap, standing on his head, perched on his shoulders, and pulling the out the feathers on his wing*
Sephiroth: I'm cursed…
Voice of man passerby: Did you hear? A behemoth followed a group of women into the city. It seems to be searching for something, though.
Another passerby: Really? It's not attacking? Odd…
Other passerby: The Crusaders should take care of it before something happens.
Sephiroth: *Whispering to himself* I'm cursed and doomed…
Announcer: The blitz season starts tomorrow. Be sure to buy your tickets now. If you cannot make it to the stadium, several spheres will be placed throughout Luca. Don't miss the games!
Sephiroth: *Whispering* Hmm… everyone here seems to love this "Blitzball" game. Maybe the girls will be roped in, as well. That will be my chance to escape. *Grins evilly*