UPDATE!!!! YAY!!! *Cough Cough* I- *Sneeze* finally got around- *Sniff* to writing! *Gasp* ugh. *Dies*
(At the Farplane) Damn flu…
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Sephiroth somehow managed to elude the girls last night, and is now waking up to aches and pains. Along with a few other problems… *Cough*
Unknown: HIYA!!!
Sephiroth: AAAHHH! (He screams a lot in this fic, doesn't he?) *Rolls off the ledge and into the ocean. Chicobos find him as a convenient floating device* W-What are you doing here?
Lady: *Hopping from foot to foot* Chocobo has been looking all over for you! She found some friends, too!
Sephiroth: *Pulling himself out of the water* Listen… err… Lady. You can eat your chocobos for all I care. Just leave me alone!
Lady: *Ignoring Sephiroth's comment* HEEEEEEEERRRREEEE HE IS!!!!!
Sephiroth: The lady yells. The ground shakes. The women appear. I run away. *Runs in the direction of the Blitzball Stadium*
Women: *Sees Lady* WHEREISHEWHEREISHEWHEREISHE!?!?!?!?!?!
Lady: *Terrified* … *Points in a random direction, which happens to be the sea*
Women: *Hops onto the Behemoth's back and they head out into the water*
Lady: *Still petrified*
Rikku rides her chocobo straight into Luca, not stopping to apologize to the several people she trampled.
Rikku: *Urging the chocobo on* Gotta reach the stadium before the games start!
Rikku's chocobo: WAAARK!! *Charges toward the stadium at full speed*
Sephiroth somehow managed to find his way into the top box (where Seymour and Mika were during the blitzball game in FFX) and doesn't notice that several cameras are aimed in his direction.
Sephiroth: Where did they go? *Looks out at the crowd, but does not see any sign of any Sephy-crazy women* Maybe if I stay here long enough, they will think that I left, and just move on!
Chicobos: Chirp chirp? *All are looking down below*
Sephiroth: What? *Sephiroth looks down, too. At first, he only sees a sea of people. Then he notices something that sent chills down his spine* Oh crap. *Begins cursing out the refreshment people who are handing out free drinks to everyone*
Announcer: Welcome ladies and gentlemen! Before we introduce our blitz teams, I would like you to raise your glasses in respect for the passing of a great blitzer. *People raise glasses* We will all miss Bob, who drowned in his bathtub while trying to save a ant from an unclear fate. *The cameras turn on, showing Sephiroth on several spheres throughout Luca* Now take your drink, *People take drink* and turn your attention to the spheres while Carl gives us a little speech about his passing.
People: *Sees Sephiroth* …
Announcer: Err. Where's Carl?
Back at the entrance of Luca
Carl: *Being treated by medics* Who in Yevon's name would ride a chocobo into a busy city?!?!
Back at the stadium
Sephiroth: *Sees his face on the spheres, and notices that he's not the only one watching* HOLY SH-
All women: *Quickly finds the source of the handsome face on the spheres* EEEEEKK!! *Scrambles out of their seats*
Rikku: *Quickly leaps out of the way of the stampede* This is worse than I thought.