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When All Else Fails
Chapter- 1
"Get your fucking ass out of bed Inuyasha! Its 11:30 and my cousin is coming in 2 hours. look at your -oomph!" Miroku gets a pillow in his face
"Go suck an egg. I don't give a shit."
"She might care."
"She?" he cracks an eye open.
"Yes, 'she'. Nothing will go on in this house, understand?" 'Yeah right Miroku.'
"I don't even know what she looks like.how can I-"
"Promise me you damn cockhead." Inuyasha snickers and Miroku's choice of words. "Get your fucking mind out of the damned gutter Yasha; pull yourself together! Go take a shower you reek. And do something with that remnant of last week's escapade on the floor. I swear it's going to grow legs and walk."
"Yes mother." Inuyasha calls after Miroku and is rewarded with a single- fingered gesture. "I WILL!"
"Fuck you Inuyasha!" Miroku yells from the kitchen
"Yeah, yeah." Inuyasha mumbles under his breath. "Shower time!" He pops out of bed and fixes his bedroom nice so that Mr. Suzie Homemaker of a roommate doesn't bitch. Oh, and for that pair of panties, the 'walked' into Miroku's room and buried themselves in his sheets. 'oh I am a sneaky bastard.' He smirks in spite of himself as he stands under the running water.
*
"KAGOME! Your cousin is on the phone!"
"Coming!" Kagome picks up the phone next to her bed. "Got it!" She calls to her mom. "Hello?"
"Hey Kagome!"
"Hey Miroku; what's up?"
"Nothing, hey, I want to warn you about my roommate, he can be a real sneaky bitch when there's something he wants." Miroku chuckles. "I don't think you'll have a tough time with."
"I know Miroku, I can defend myself. I used to beat you up when we were little, so you better not be worrying about me."
"Shh, no one needs to know that.."
"Anyway, how's the girlfriend?"
"When's the last time we talked?"
"About 2 months ago."
"We broke up." He states plainly.
"What happened with Kanna?" (A/N: not many of you know that Kanna has an ultra demon form in the 2nd movie. She becomes quite the woman, so don't think Miroku is the little child pornographer.I will be posting a link to a pic of her as this)
"She became a porn star." He chokes back a laugh. "It got so ridiculas toward the end. She was so full of herself that I really couldn't take it anymore."
"Porn Star!" Kagome nearly falls off her bed.
"Real shame too, she was a real cutie." *pause* "Aw god Inuyasha! Get these out of here!! Those are nasty as shit!"
"What did he do now?" Kagome begins laughing
"You really don't want to know." Miroku gags. *sound of running water then a toilet flush*
"What the hell are you doing to your."
"MIROKU!! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!"
"Oh you are such an ass Miroku." Kagome teases. "KAGOME!" Kagome's mom calls up the stairs.
"I gotta go Miroku, see you a hour!"
"Seeya Kag."
"Love ya!" She hangs up the phone. 'I haven't seen him for 4 years, I'm so excited!' She grabs her bag and runs down the stairs. "Ok mom! Lets go!"
*
Inuyasha jumps out of the shower as fast as he possibly could. "You fucking asshole!"
"You know your going to have to knock off the swearing while my cousins here or else you'll be bound with chains and locked in your room." Inuyasha raises an eyebrow.
"That would be interesting, but it's never stopped me before."
"I'll have her do it." Inuyasha pouts. "Now put on some clothes on, we have to head to the train station soon." Miroku leaves the bathroom. Inuyasha walks back into his room and settles on a red t-shirt and loose blue jeans. The next obstacle was his hair. He emerges from the bathroom about 20 minutes later finishing off a string of curse words and locks eyes with Miroku. "You get it all out of your system?"
"Think so." He itches his ear.
"Good lets go." Miroku opens the door to a wide-eyed Sango. "Well hello, Sango." Miroku elbows Inuyasha who seems to have swallowed his tongue. "We were just about to go pick up my cousin at the train station."
"Oh, is this a bad time?" Sango refused to look at the cat-faced dog hanyou.
"Ye.no, no. Do you need something?" Inuyasha continues to stare at Sango.
"Why is your head so far up your ass, mutt face?" Sango hisses.
"It.I mean.uh." Inuyasha sputters, turning pink and looks down.
"Inuyasha go get a soda, we'll be leaving here in a few." He grabs Sango's arm and leads her to the couch. "What's wrong?"
"Does something have to be wrong for me to come see you?" Sango asks sheepishly.
"No, but."
"Miroku, I." She glares at the hovering hanyou. "Get away or I will hit you so hard you wont know what hit you."
"Is that a threat, or are you trying to be seductive?" Inuyasha purrs.
"God damnit Inuyasha, get the fuck away!" Miroku turns and pokes Inuyasha in the forehead.
Totally ignoring the fact that Miroku had made a statement, Inuyasha continues to purr at Sango. "I love it when you threaten me Sango." A quick slap on both cheeks got his attention. "OW! What was that for!?" he glares at Sango. She just glares back. Inuyasha whimpers and walks away defeated.
"Now where were we?" Miroku looks at the clock. "Shit!" he jumps up. "We have to go now Inuyasha!" He looks sorrowfully at Sango. "Maybe another time?" he leans down and kisses her cheek. She smiles and blushes to a deep shade of crimson. He winks at her as he leads her out the door, glancing back at Inuyasha. "Come on dog." Inuyasha glared at Miroku but decided to go along with it anyway.
"Coming, I got the door." Inuyasha closes the door and looks at Miroku just in time to see him get slapped by a very flustered Sango. "When will you learn, Miroku?" Inuyasha laughs.
"Long time coming."
- -How was that? Did I do all right for my first chapter of my first.well first posted Inuyasha fic? Let me know! I love reviews and e-mails if you have any suggestions for later chapters. I have about 4 more chapters done its just the task of typing them that gets on my nerves. I will leave this fic to you guys and just tell me what you think, I cant stress enough how much I enjoy criticism, so don't feel like you need to go easy on me. Tell me what you really think! - - Ayame-Chan
When All Else Fails
Chapter- 1
"Get your fucking ass out of bed Inuyasha! Its 11:30 and my cousin is coming in 2 hours. look at your -oomph!" Miroku gets a pillow in his face
"Go suck an egg. I don't give a shit."
"She might care."
"She?" he cracks an eye open.
"Yes, 'she'. Nothing will go on in this house, understand?" 'Yeah right Miroku.'
"I don't even know what she looks like.how can I-"
"Promise me you damn cockhead." Inuyasha snickers and Miroku's choice of words. "Get your fucking mind out of the damned gutter Yasha; pull yourself together! Go take a shower you reek. And do something with that remnant of last week's escapade on the floor. I swear it's going to grow legs and walk."
"Yes mother." Inuyasha calls after Miroku and is rewarded with a single- fingered gesture. "I WILL!"
"Fuck you Inuyasha!" Miroku yells from the kitchen
"Yeah, yeah." Inuyasha mumbles under his breath. "Shower time!" He pops out of bed and fixes his bedroom nice so that Mr. Suzie Homemaker of a roommate doesn't bitch. Oh, and for that pair of panties, the 'walked' into Miroku's room and buried themselves in his sheets. 'oh I am a sneaky bastard.' He smirks in spite of himself as he stands under the running water.
*
"KAGOME! Your cousin is on the phone!"
"Coming!" Kagome picks up the phone next to her bed. "Got it!" She calls to her mom. "Hello?"
"Hey Kagome!"
"Hey Miroku; what's up?"
"Nothing, hey, I want to warn you about my roommate, he can be a real sneaky bitch when there's something he wants." Miroku chuckles. "I don't think you'll have a tough time with."
"I know Miroku, I can defend myself. I used to beat you up when we were little, so you better not be worrying about me."
"Shh, no one needs to know that.."
"Anyway, how's the girlfriend?"
"When's the last time we talked?"
"About 2 months ago."
"We broke up." He states plainly.
"What happened with Kanna?" (A/N: not many of you know that Kanna has an ultra demon form in the 2nd movie. She becomes quite the woman, so don't think Miroku is the little child pornographer.I will be posting a link to a pic of her as this)
"She became a porn star." He chokes back a laugh. "It got so ridiculas toward the end. She was so full of herself that I really couldn't take it anymore."
"Porn Star!" Kagome nearly falls off her bed.
"Real shame too, she was a real cutie." *pause* "Aw god Inuyasha! Get these out of here!! Those are nasty as shit!"
"What did he do now?" Kagome begins laughing
"You really don't want to know." Miroku gags. *sound of running water then a toilet flush*
"What the hell are you doing to your."
"MIROKU!! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!"
"Oh you are such an ass Miroku." Kagome teases. "KAGOME!" Kagome's mom calls up the stairs.
"I gotta go Miroku, see you a hour!"
"Seeya Kag."
"Love ya!" She hangs up the phone. 'I haven't seen him for 4 years, I'm so excited!' She grabs her bag and runs down the stairs. "Ok mom! Lets go!"
*
Inuyasha jumps out of the shower as fast as he possibly could. "You fucking asshole!"
"You know your going to have to knock off the swearing while my cousins here or else you'll be bound with chains and locked in your room." Inuyasha raises an eyebrow.
"That would be interesting, but it's never stopped me before."
"I'll have her do it." Inuyasha pouts. "Now put on some clothes on, we have to head to the train station soon." Miroku leaves the bathroom. Inuyasha walks back into his room and settles on a red t-shirt and loose blue jeans. The next obstacle was his hair. He emerges from the bathroom about 20 minutes later finishing off a string of curse words and locks eyes with Miroku. "You get it all out of your system?"
"Think so." He itches his ear.
"Good lets go." Miroku opens the door to a wide-eyed Sango. "Well hello, Sango." Miroku elbows Inuyasha who seems to have swallowed his tongue. "We were just about to go pick up my cousin at the train station."
"Oh, is this a bad time?" Sango refused to look at the cat-faced dog hanyou.
"Ye.no, no. Do you need something?" Inuyasha continues to stare at Sango.
"Why is your head so far up your ass, mutt face?" Sango hisses.
"It.I mean.uh." Inuyasha sputters, turning pink and looks down.
"Inuyasha go get a soda, we'll be leaving here in a few." He grabs Sango's arm and leads her to the couch. "What's wrong?"
"Does something have to be wrong for me to come see you?" Sango asks sheepishly.
"No, but."
"Miroku, I." She glares at the hovering hanyou. "Get away or I will hit you so hard you wont know what hit you."
"Is that a threat, or are you trying to be seductive?" Inuyasha purrs.
"God damnit Inuyasha, get the fuck away!" Miroku turns and pokes Inuyasha in the forehead.
Totally ignoring the fact that Miroku had made a statement, Inuyasha continues to purr at Sango. "I love it when you threaten me Sango." A quick slap on both cheeks got his attention. "OW! What was that for!?" he glares at Sango. She just glares back. Inuyasha whimpers and walks away defeated.
"Now where were we?" Miroku looks at the clock. "Shit!" he jumps up. "We have to go now Inuyasha!" He looks sorrowfully at Sango. "Maybe another time?" he leans down and kisses her cheek. She smiles and blushes to a deep shade of crimson. He winks at her as he leads her out the door, glancing back at Inuyasha. "Come on dog." Inuyasha glared at Miroku but decided to go along with it anyway.
"Coming, I got the door." Inuyasha closes the door and looks at Miroku just in time to see him get slapped by a very flustered Sango. "When will you learn, Miroku?" Inuyasha laughs.
"Long time coming."
- -How was that? Did I do all right for my first chapter of my first.well first posted Inuyasha fic? Let me know! I love reviews and e-mails if you have any suggestions for later chapters. I have about 4 more chapters done its just the task of typing them that gets on my nerves. I will leave this fic to you guys and just tell me what you think, I cant stress enough how much I enjoy criticism, so don't feel like you need to go easy on me. Tell me what you really think! - - Ayame-Chan