Disclaimer: The characters belong to the Great and Almighty Terry Pratchett (except for Father Akria).
Note: At long last, the eagerly awaited chapter is here! I shall finally tell you how Rincewind got his power! (Gives a small cheer.)
Conscience: "It took you long enough"
"Shut up, I... Nice readers, I would appreciate it if you went away... NOW OR ELSE I'LL STOP WRITING FICS! Shoo! While I strangle my conscience!"
Conscience: "Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh... gurgle gurgle..."
Chapter 3: Rincewind's 3,347th Near Death Experience
"Oh stercus stercus stercus, moriturus sum!" shouted Rincewind as he ran through the sacred Temple of Truth. Once again, guards were after him waving their swords.
He ran until he entered the Truth Garden, where many monks were meditating in silence.
"Hey, look, he's in the Garden! Come on, after 'im!"
As Rincewind ran, he saw a trapdoor in a fountain in the middle of the garden. Giving up running, he went to it, opened the door and went inside the fountain finding a lot of stairs.
'Oh no, I'm not stupid, anyone who goes down hidden stairs is in for an adventure' he thought cowardly. Trying with every muscle in his body to remain calm, he gently opened the
trapdoor a crack and...
"There he is!"
"Not again!" cried Rincewind, starting to run down the stairs. As he ran, he noticed a strange tang to the air.
"Magic! It tastes like tin!" Rincewind muttered to himself as the world turned purple. Eventually he could'nt see anything and was stopping when out of nowhere, this small room with a
small pedestal appeared. On it was a strange rune which when Rincewind got closer, he saw to read: Veritasat. No, it couldn't be... The legendary Word of Truth! Greedily he eyed it.
With this he could kill all those who made his life a misery... He stepped forward, it was in his grasp...
Note: At long last, the eagerly awaited chapter is here! I shall finally tell you how Rincewind got his power! (Gives a small cheer.)
Conscience: "It took you long enough"
"Shut up, I... Nice readers, I would appreciate it if you went away... NOW OR ELSE I'LL STOP WRITING FICS! Shoo! While I strangle my conscience!"
Conscience: "Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh... gurgle gurgle..."
Chapter 3: Rincewind's 3,347th Near Death Experience
"Oh stercus stercus stercus, moriturus sum!" shouted Rincewind as he ran through the sacred Temple of Truth. Once again, guards were after him waving their swords.
He ran until he entered the Truth Garden, where many monks were meditating in silence.
"Hey, look, he's in the Garden! Come on, after 'im!"
As Rincewind ran, he saw a trapdoor in a fountain in the middle of the garden. Giving up running, he went to it, opened the door and went inside the fountain finding a lot of stairs.
'Oh no, I'm not stupid, anyone who goes down hidden stairs is in for an adventure' he thought cowardly. Trying with every muscle in his body to remain calm, he gently opened the
trapdoor a crack and...
"There he is!"
"Not again!" cried Rincewind, starting to run down the stairs. As he ran, he noticed a strange tang to the air.
"Magic! It tastes like tin!" Rincewind muttered to himself as the world turned purple. Eventually he could'nt see anything and was stopping when out of nowhere, this small room with a
small pedestal appeared. On it was a strange rune which when Rincewind got closer, he saw to read: Veritasat. No, it couldn't be... The legendary Word of Truth! Greedily he eyed it.
With this he could kill all those who made his life a misery... He stepped forward, it was in his grasp...