I don't own Hey Arnold, though if I did I would so get that jungle movie
made. Oh yeah, and even though the rumors of the movie do spread around,
the one I have heard most often says that Helga sends something in
"anonymously", then overhears where Arnold would have chosen and a whole
bunch of other stuff.
A/N: Sorry about how long it took, I thought someone was updating and they didn't, then I have to rewrite it all, updates will be once a week.
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEE-
*CRASH*
God, I hate mornings. Why couldn't you just make it skip morning and go straight to the afternoon? I hear it's a lovely time of day. Yeah, we both know I just like dream land so much. Speaking of dreams, I had the weirdest dream last night.... Wait a second, why am I up so early? Oh, yeah, I have to go setup for an art show. This is evil.
I somehow crawled out of bed to the bathroom, brushed my hair and teeth, washed up, and applied light makeup, very light makeup. I went back to bedroom to my closet, ransacking for the perfect outfit. One that shouted, "I AM an original". That sounded very stupid, even in my head.
KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK.
Who the hell "Who is it and what are you doing in my apartment?"
"It's Arnold, and I am here because being in Hillwood is a stupid move for someone would didn't commit a crime yet the police are chasing any way." Damn, it wasn't a dream. Shit.
"Just a second, I'm indecent, come back in 10 minutes." I need a life that doesn't involve cartoons.
*10 minutes later*
"Come in." I was a little nervous about opening the door. I remembered some of the evil pranks that some of my college friends used to play. I swear every one who went there was corrupt. Some how I got my hand to open the door. "Sure did take you awhile, what's the answer that you seek Arnold?"
Thank you god, she was decent. "You said you had to leave early today for an art show and I wanted to make sure that you got there on time." That isn't why I came in here...
Fortunately, she could see right through me. "You need clothes don't you? Third drawer, left side don't ask." Where did she get men's clothes? Oh well, got to get enough for the guys.
*Later after everyone is dressed*
"I'll be at an art show, showing off paintings. My buddy, Walker, will be here to pick me up in sec. There is a computer over there, TV, assorted paints and brushes, pencils, paper, books, and DVDs. Entertain yourselves."
DING DONG.
"That would be him." She directed the next few words to the door. "Let your self in Walker."
Walker was slightly taller than anybody else in the room. He was very surprised at what he saw. It made his short brown hair stand on end. At lest, it would if it wasn't so short. "Hello. Gina you have some explaining to do."
Smiling innocently, "Phoebe, Helga, Lila, Gerald, Arnold, and Brainy meet Walker. Walker. Walker meet the cartoons who will be living here for a while."
Walker raised an eyebrow. "I won't ask. Hello everyone. Good bye everyone." Turns to Gina. "We will have a lot to talk about in the car on the way don't we."
"More than you know buddy. More than you know."
*later in the car
"And that's why they are in my apartment." She said with her hands held out but her head tilted towards me as if she was about to pop a question, but I beat her to it.
"How did the sleeping arrangements go?"
"Helga, Phoebe, and Lila shared Rose's room. Gerald and Arnold on the pullout, Brainy on the floor."
"One last question, did you prepare anything before you left?"
A confused look appeared on her face, of course, you could only see it if you had x-ray vision because of that damn hat. "Like what?"
"Like blocking certain sites that might reveal what most fans would think if two certain characters got together."
I noise I heard next was really really loud, and in my ear. "NOOOOO!"
*At the apartment*
"I know I heard someone screaming don't tell me I'm hearing things cause I know what I heard." I am sick and tired of me being the only one who hears these things.
"You need to lay off the coffee, football head. Now if you don't mind I'm going to take the computer." Helga is just so confusing. 'It's okay Arnold you need some coffee. Lay off it bucko.'
*In the car*
"Turn around now, Walker, or I'll show you why they have those warnings on the hair dryers."
"Yes mam."
*Next chap tomorrow.
A/N: Sorry about how long it took, I thought someone was updating and they didn't, then I have to rewrite it all, updates will be once a week.
BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEE-
*CRASH*
God, I hate mornings. Why couldn't you just make it skip morning and go straight to the afternoon? I hear it's a lovely time of day. Yeah, we both know I just like dream land so much. Speaking of dreams, I had the weirdest dream last night.... Wait a second, why am I up so early? Oh, yeah, I have to go setup for an art show. This is evil.
I somehow crawled out of bed to the bathroom, brushed my hair and teeth, washed up, and applied light makeup, very light makeup. I went back to bedroom to my closet, ransacking for the perfect outfit. One that shouted, "I AM an original". That sounded very stupid, even in my head.
KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK.
Who the hell "Who is it and what are you doing in my apartment?"
"It's Arnold, and I am here because being in Hillwood is a stupid move for someone would didn't commit a crime yet the police are chasing any way." Damn, it wasn't a dream. Shit.
"Just a second, I'm indecent, come back in 10 minutes." I need a life that doesn't involve cartoons.
*10 minutes later*
"Come in." I was a little nervous about opening the door. I remembered some of the evil pranks that some of my college friends used to play. I swear every one who went there was corrupt. Some how I got my hand to open the door. "Sure did take you awhile, what's the answer that you seek Arnold?"
Thank you god, she was decent. "You said you had to leave early today for an art show and I wanted to make sure that you got there on time." That isn't why I came in here...
Fortunately, she could see right through me. "You need clothes don't you? Third drawer, left side don't ask." Where did she get men's clothes? Oh well, got to get enough for the guys.
*Later after everyone is dressed*
"I'll be at an art show, showing off paintings. My buddy, Walker, will be here to pick me up in sec. There is a computer over there, TV, assorted paints and brushes, pencils, paper, books, and DVDs. Entertain yourselves."
DING DONG.
"That would be him." She directed the next few words to the door. "Let your self in Walker."
Walker was slightly taller than anybody else in the room. He was very surprised at what he saw. It made his short brown hair stand on end. At lest, it would if it wasn't so short. "Hello. Gina you have some explaining to do."
Smiling innocently, "Phoebe, Helga, Lila, Gerald, Arnold, and Brainy meet Walker. Walker. Walker meet the cartoons who will be living here for a while."
Walker raised an eyebrow. "I won't ask. Hello everyone. Good bye everyone." Turns to Gina. "We will have a lot to talk about in the car on the way don't we."
"More than you know buddy. More than you know."
*later in the car
"And that's why they are in my apartment." She said with her hands held out but her head tilted towards me as if she was about to pop a question, but I beat her to it.
"How did the sleeping arrangements go?"
"Helga, Phoebe, and Lila shared Rose's room. Gerald and Arnold on the pullout, Brainy on the floor."
"One last question, did you prepare anything before you left?"
A confused look appeared on her face, of course, you could only see it if you had x-ray vision because of that damn hat. "Like what?"
"Like blocking certain sites that might reveal what most fans would think if two certain characters got together."
I noise I heard next was really really loud, and in my ear. "NOOOOO!"
*At the apartment*
"I know I heard someone screaming don't tell me I'm hearing things cause I know what I heard." I am sick and tired of me being the only one who hears these things.
"You need to lay off the coffee, football head. Now if you don't mind I'm going to take the computer." Helga is just so confusing. 'It's okay Arnold you need some coffee. Lay off it bucko.'
*In the car*
"Turn around now, Walker, or I'll show you why they have those warnings on the hair dryers."
"Yes mam."
*Next chap tomorrow.