Shesshomaru woke up, opening his eyes and sitting up. He noticed the smell
of the human girl was really strong, he looked around. He glared in disgust
as the girl lay curled against his tail.
'Why is she still here? I told her to leave!' Shesshomaru pondered. 'Humans are funny things.'
She awoke a few minutes later, avoiding his eyes trying to slip away unnoticed. Shesshomaru grabbed her arm before she could get away.
"Why did you stay?" He questioned.
She turned her face away and sniffled, not answering.
"Answer me!" Shesshomaru growled softly. "I asked you a question!"
She turned to him, looking him in the eye now. A tear rolled down her bruised cheek. Dried blood clung to a cut on her lip. Shesshomaru looked her over, an indifferent look on his face, but a small flicker of concern flash in his eyes. 'I barely know this girl, She'd only been beaten. Yet, it bothers me. Why?'
"Who did this to you?" Shesshomaru asked, running his finger across a large bruise on her cheek.
The girl smiled slightly and laughed.
"I don't really care if you don't want to tell me." Shesshomaru said coldly.
The girl smiled and walked closer to Shesshomaru, collapsing into his lap.
"What the hell?" a very shocked Shesshomaru said.
The girl curled up in his lap, laying her head against his chest. "Fluffy..."
Shesshomaru looked down at the bruised mass in his lap. He sighed and moved slightly so he was leaning up against a tree, making himself comfortable. "I don't know why I'm letting you stay, girl, so don't push your luck."
*~*~* Inuyasha growled as he sniffed the air, Kikyo seemed to have disappeared, no one even saw her. 'Wench, you just had to leave.'
"Inuyasha!" Kagome called.
Inuyasha looked up, his ears perking up. *Twitch* *Twitch*
"Hello, wench." Inuyasha said standing up full. "What do you want?"
Kagome glared at him. "Don't call me wench."
"Oh, and who's gonna stop me?" Inuyasha said cockily.
Kagome growled at him. "Remember, I'm not just some lowly human for you mess around with! I'm part demon, too!"
Inuyasha looked at Kagome for a moment. "Oh YEAH!!"
Kagome rolled her eyes. Inuyasha looked at her, tilting his head to the left.
"Why don't you have ears? Or a tail? All HANYOUS have tails or ears." Inuyasha commented.
Kagome glared at him, and then stopped. "I-I don't know."
Miroku came up behind Inuyasha. "I couldn't help but over hear your conversation."
"Bet ya could." Inuyasha grumbled.
"It would seem," Miroku said ignoring Inuyasha. "that there is some very powerful magic on you Kagome. Around your head and....*gulp*..Waist area."
Kagome smacked Miroku. "Perv."
Miroku smiled and continued. "If you would let me I could break down the spell and the magic would disappear." Miroku saw the look on Kagome's face. "OR you could wait until I found another monk or miko who could get rid of the magic."
Kagome nodded. "Well, you could try it on my head, nothing perverted you can do there, and if you do I'll let Inuyasha pulverize you."
"SO I'M YOUR FRICKEN LITTLE LAP DOG YOU CAN SIC ON ANYONE WHO BUGGS YOU NOW, AM I?!?!?!?!" Inuyasha flared.
Kagome rolled her eyes at Inuyasha. "You are the most sensitive, dog eared jerk I've ever had the chance to meet."
Inuyasha looked at her. "And exactly how many 'Dog eared, sensitive jerks' Have you met?"
"One." Kagome giggled.
~*~**~*~ "I found her!" a voice yelled.
Shesshomaru opened his eyes, and focused in on the voice. 'It's just a human. Not a real threat.'
"HEY! YOU!!" a man yelled at Shesshomaru. "Give us the girl!"
Shesshomaru looked at the girl still curled up in his lap. "Be quiet please, you'll wake her."
"She belongs to the village; she was stealing from the food reserve." The man said hastily, ignoring Shesshomaru's comment. "Give her back or else!"
"Fluffy....??" The little girl said groggily as she woke up.
"You woke her up." Shesshomaru commented. "Now, was that a threat?"
"Yes!" The man said as six other men showed up.
"Go away if you want to live." Shesshomaru said coldly.
The little girl looked at the men. "Your men from the village."
"She's talking!" One of the men said aloud.
"Rin, you must come with us, we need to speak to you." Another said softly.
"Rin." Shesshomaru said calmly. "Is that your name?"
"Yes, Rin is Rin's name." Rain smiled.
"Well, we must be off then, Rin." Shesshomaru smiled slightly.
"Yes, but Rin thinks that the men should go home too." Rin smiled.
"We are NOT leaving with out the girl! She belongs to us!" the man who'd threatened Shesshomaru growled.
Shesshomaru smiled at him. "You humans are curious things. You like to play with death." Shesshomaru flicked a bright yellow whip in the man's direction.
It collided with his skin, burning a long line of blood into his skin as he screamed in agony. The other men steeped back. "You're not human!" one shouted.
"That's the smartest thing you've said all day." Shesshomaru said, walking towards the men.
"RUN AWAY!!!" they shouted as they turned and ran.
"WOOO!!" Rin shouted. "GO US!!"
Shesshomaru smirked as the men ran, walking towards the village. 'Let's have a little fun before I leave to warn Inuyasha.' ~*~*~
"Demon!" A woman called as she ran up to Inuyasha. "Demon!"
Inuyasha ignored the woman as she ran up. "What do you want?"
"You must protect the village! A demon is coming!" the woman said as she jumped up and down.
Inuyasha looked kinda annoyed. "You people don't get it do you?"
The woman looked confused. "What?"
Miroku tilted his head to the side and Kagome stared at Inuyasha. Inuyasha glared at the woman and took at deep breathe.
"WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!" Inuyasha ranted at the woman. "FIRST YOU BEAT UP MY FRIENDS, AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO PROTECT YOUR VILLAGE? I HOPE THE DEMON DESTROYS IT FOR ALL I CARE!!"
The woman looked kinda shocked and hid behind Miroku, peeking out at Inuyasha. "So, are you going to help?"
Inuyasha just looked at the woman, and took in another breath. "NO!!"
The woman hung her head. "Okay.....but...."
Inuyasha cut her off. "I said 'NO' and I MEAN NO!!"
The woman stalked off. Inuyasha glared at her as she left. Kagome and Miroku stared at Inuyasha as he huffed on about how the village wanted his help after all these years, and how badly they had treated him.
"Inuyasha, this would be a good chance to help them so they'll be in your dept and everything." Miroku suggested.
Inuyasha turned to Miroku opened his mouth then closed looking a lot like a fish, he glared and walked away. Miroku laughed and followed him. Kagome rolled her eyes and went to go find something to eat.
"So, ya wanna do it again?" Miroku asked as he zipped in front of Inuyasha.
Inuyasha looked at him. "No!"
Miroku put n his saddest puppy dog face. "Please?"
Inuyasha looked at the puppy dog face, his will melting as he looked at Miroku. "N-n-yyy—oo—sss—AHHH!!"
Miroku smiled evilly. "So I take that as a yes or a no?"
"You are so evil, Miroku!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Well, do you wanna?" Miroku asked mischievously. "Do it, I mean."
"Your Weird?" a female voice asked behind Miroku.
Miroku whipped around to see Sango staring at him. "Here you had me believing you loved me and....YOU'RE GAY???"
Miroku was at a loss. "Sango, I can explain!"
Sango looked at him in disgust. "So your b-bi?"
Miroku looked at her, and then thought for a moment. "Well, no, I'm straight but I do tend to have a few exceptions." He winked at Inuyasha, Inuyasha glared at him in disgust.
"Oh....okay...then...I'm gonna go now....and leave you to do your...um.." Sango blushed. "Your thing."
Miroku smiled and turned back to Inuyasha as Sango walked away. "So? Do you?"
"I um...." Inuyasha began. "I don't know."
"Well, If you change your mind. I'll be in the forest...asleep, alone, by myself." Miroku winked.
"Yeah....sure." Inuyasha shuddered.
"What are you cold or something?" Miroku smiled and walked towards the forest, occasionally turning and winking.
Inuyasha shuddered every so often until Miroku was out of sight.
"Daddy, what where you talking about?"
Inuyasha jerked his head down, to see Shippo's head sticking out of his shirt. "Ah...n-nothing..."
"What does doing it mean?" Shippo asked persistently.
"Not until your older." Inuyasha stuttered.
"Well, if you won't tell me then....." Shippo smiled. "Mommy will!"
Inuyasha freaked out. "NO!!!I FORBID YOU!!!"
Shippo smiled and jumped out of Inuyasha shirt making a bee line for Kagome. Inuyasha raced after the tiny kitsune, trying to grab his tail. Unfortunately, he failed in his attempt and only received a face full of dirt.
"MOMMY! MOMMY!!" Shippo yelled as he ran towards the hut she was sitting in.
Kagome looked up from the apple she was eating and smiled. "Hello, Shippo."
Inuyasha recovered and continued to run after Shippo. "I FORBID YOU TO ASK HER!!! YOU ASK HER, YOU DIE FOX BOY!!!!!!!"
Kagome looked somewhat shocked at the outburst from Inuyasha. "Inuyasha you wouldn't, he's so cute." She held Shippo up. "Look at the cuteness you wouldn't really destroy all the cuteness would you?"
Inuyasha glared at Shippo. "If he asks you anything, I have nothing to do with it. And he dies."
Shippo laughed and stuck his tongue out at Inuyasha. "Mommy won't let you hurt me!"
Inuyasha smiled. "Remember brat, she can't be there all the time." Shippo looked scared. "SHE has to sleep sometime."
Shippo whimpered and clung to Kagome. "MOMMY!!"
Kagome glared at Inuyasha as he growled at Shippo. "Inuyasha go away! You're scaring Shippo."
Inuyasha growled as he slumped into the corner to mope. "You won this round, fox boy."
Shippo looked at the socks as he pulled them onto his feet. "Wow, comfy." He stood, the socks reached past his knees. "Big too." Shippo looked down at his feet. 'Static electricity, a good example happens when you shuffle your feet across some fabric or carpet; then poke someone.' Shippo smiled evilly, glancing at Inuyasha who was moping in the corner. Shippo dragged his feet across the carpet towards Inuyasha. "Thank you science!"
Inuyasha turned and glared at Shippo as he shuffled closer. "Wadda you want?"
"Noffin' much, Daddy." Shippo smiled sweetly, as he reached Inuyasha.
"Having a bad hair day?" Inuyasha asked as he looked at Shippo's proofed out hair.
Shippo smiled as he poked Inuyasha, a loud zapping noise rang out and was followed by many words that would curdle milk. Shippo smiled evilly as he shuffled away. Inuyasha close on his tail, he grabbed Shippo and received another shock. Shippo shuffled along as Inuyasha made many successful attempts to grab him, resulting in may shocks and curses. Shippo's tail looked more like a pom-pom then anything as Inuyasha continued to be shocked.
"What the hell is this?" Inuyasha yelled.
Kagome turned around to see what was happening. "Inuyasha don't you dare bea..t up...Ship-po...BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Inuyasha's hair was all poofy from the static shocks and clung to anything around it and floated around in the air, looking surprisingly like an afro. Kagome laughed and fell over as she looked at Inuyasha. Shippo turned and began laughing too. "HAHAHAHAHAAH!!! Da-ddy y-you look soo f-funny!"
Inuyasha growled as he yanked Shippo's tail. Shippo tried to run but failed and was lifted up into the air.
"Remember Shippo, what happens to balloons?" Inuyasha smiled evilly as he held Shippo up against the metal fan circulating air around the room. Inuyasha laughed as Shippo stuck to the metal blades and began to twirl around. "Try to get out of this one!"
Kagome saw poor Shippo on the fan and laughed harder as he swirled around and around. "Inuyasha HAHAHAH...g-get....AHAHAHA..him...down..HAHAHAHA!"
Inuyasha smiled as he walked over to the fan dial. "Sure." HE smiled as he turned the knob from snails pace to Tornado winds.
Shippo slowly began to twirl faster and faster. "HE-LP!!" He yelled as he flung off finally as the fan hit top speed. Shippo hit the wall with a sickening smack; he sat up and shook his head as Miroku walked in.
"AH! Shippo I see you found my socks! I've been searching all over for them!" Miroku smiled.
Inuyasha looked at Miroku dangerously. "You mean those stupid things are yours?"
Miroku smiled mistaking the dangerously deadly look for Inuyasha trying to check him out. "Yes, of course."
Inuyasha and Shippo glared at Miroku as they slowly advanced on him. "You die monk."
"Inuyasha, why is your hair all poofy?" Miroku asked as he inched towards the door, then turning and running as he reached it.
"GET HIM!!" Inuyasha yelled as he and Shippo followed him.
Kagome got up and gasped for air as a loud electrical zap was heard from outside. Miroku walked back in his ponytail was undone, and his hair was an afro around his head, and his clothes clinging to his body. Shippo and Inuyasha laughed as they walked in.
Kagome fell to the ground again as she burst out laughing.
"I hate you." Miroku said flatly.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I'd like to thank Moochy the Moocher and Nessa for a couple of new ideas on th stadic electricity part. (
'Why is she still here? I told her to leave!' Shesshomaru pondered. 'Humans are funny things.'
She awoke a few minutes later, avoiding his eyes trying to slip away unnoticed. Shesshomaru grabbed her arm before she could get away.
"Why did you stay?" He questioned.
She turned her face away and sniffled, not answering.
"Answer me!" Shesshomaru growled softly. "I asked you a question!"
She turned to him, looking him in the eye now. A tear rolled down her bruised cheek. Dried blood clung to a cut on her lip. Shesshomaru looked her over, an indifferent look on his face, but a small flicker of concern flash in his eyes. 'I barely know this girl, She'd only been beaten. Yet, it bothers me. Why?'
"Who did this to you?" Shesshomaru asked, running his finger across a large bruise on her cheek.
The girl smiled slightly and laughed.
"I don't really care if you don't want to tell me." Shesshomaru said coldly.
The girl smiled and walked closer to Shesshomaru, collapsing into his lap.
"What the hell?" a very shocked Shesshomaru said.
The girl curled up in his lap, laying her head against his chest. "Fluffy..."
Shesshomaru looked down at the bruised mass in his lap. He sighed and moved slightly so he was leaning up against a tree, making himself comfortable. "I don't know why I'm letting you stay, girl, so don't push your luck."
*~*~* Inuyasha growled as he sniffed the air, Kikyo seemed to have disappeared, no one even saw her. 'Wench, you just had to leave.'
"Inuyasha!" Kagome called.
Inuyasha looked up, his ears perking up. *Twitch* *Twitch*
"Hello, wench." Inuyasha said standing up full. "What do you want?"
Kagome glared at him. "Don't call me wench."
"Oh, and who's gonna stop me?" Inuyasha said cockily.
Kagome growled at him. "Remember, I'm not just some lowly human for you mess around with! I'm part demon, too!"
Inuyasha looked at Kagome for a moment. "Oh YEAH!!"
Kagome rolled her eyes. Inuyasha looked at her, tilting his head to the left.
"Why don't you have ears? Or a tail? All HANYOUS have tails or ears." Inuyasha commented.
Kagome glared at him, and then stopped. "I-I don't know."
Miroku came up behind Inuyasha. "I couldn't help but over hear your conversation."
"Bet ya could." Inuyasha grumbled.
"It would seem," Miroku said ignoring Inuyasha. "that there is some very powerful magic on you Kagome. Around your head and....*gulp*..Waist area."
Kagome smacked Miroku. "Perv."
Miroku smiled and continued. "If you would let me I could break down the spell and the magic would disappear." Miroku saw the look on Kagome's face. "OR you could wait until I found another monk or miko who could get rid of the magic."
Kagome nodded. "Well, you could try it on my head, nothing perverted you can do there, and if you do I'll let Inuyasha pulverize you."
"SO I'M YOUR FRICKEN LITTLE LAP DOG YOU CAN SIC ON ANYONE WHO BUGGS YOU NOW, AM I?!?!?!?!" Inuyasha flared.
Kagome rolled her eyes at Inuyasha. "You are the most sensitive, dog eared jerk I've ever had the chance to meet."
Inuyasha looked at her. "And exactly how many 'Dog eared, sensitive jerks' Have you met?"
"One." Kagome giggled.
~*~**~*~ "I found her!" a voice yelled.
Shesshomaru opened his eyes, and focused in on the voice. 'It's just a human. Not a real threat.'
"HEY! YOU!!" a man yelled at Shesshomaru. "Give us the girl!"
Shesshomaru looked at the girl still curled up in his lap. "Be quiet please, you'll wake her."
"She belongs to the village; she was stealing from the food reserve." The man said hastily, ignoring Shesshomaru's comment. "Give her back or else!"
"Fluffy....??" The little girl said groggily as she woke up.
"You woke her up." Shesshomaru commented. "Now, was that a threat?"
"Yes!" The man said as six other men showed up.
"Go away if you want to live." Shesshomaru said coldly.
The little girl looked at the men. "Your men from the village."
"She's talking!" One of the men said aloud.
"Rin, you must come with us, we need to speak to you." Another said softly.
"Rin." Shesshomaru said calmly. "Is that your name?"
"Yes, Rin is Rin's name." Rain smiled.
"Well, we must be off then, Rin." Shesshomaru smiled slightly.
"Yes, but Rin thinks that the men should go home too." Rin smiled.
"We are NOT leaving with out the girl! She belongs to us!" the man who'd threatened Shesshomaru growled.
Shesshomaru smiled at him. "You humans are curious things. You like to play with death." Shesshomaru flicked a bright yellow whip in the man's direction.
It collided with his skin, burning a long line of blood into his skin as he screamed in agony. The other men steeped back. "You're not human!" one shouted.
"That's the smartest thing you've said all day." Shesshomaru said, walking towards the men.
"RUN AWAY!!!" they shouted as they turned and ran.
"WOOO!!" Rin shouted. "GO US!!"
Shesshomaru smirked as the men ran, walking towards the village. 'Let's have a little fun before I leave to warn Inuyasha.' ~*~*~
"Demon!" A woman called as she ran up to Inuyasha. "Demon!"
Inuyasha ignored the woman as she ran up. "What do you want?"
"You must protect the village! A demon is coming!" the woman said as she jumped up and down.
Inuyasha looked kinda annoyed. "You people don't get it do you?"
The woman looked confused. "What?"
Miroku tilted his head to the side and Kagome stared at Inuyasha. Inuyasha glared at the woman and took at deep breathe.
"WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!" Inuyasha ranted at the woman. "FIRST YOU BEAT UP MY FRIENDS, AND NOW YOU WANT ME TO PROTECT YOUR VILLAGE? I HOPE THE DEMON DESTROYS IT FOR ALL I CARE!!"
The woman looked kinda shocked and hid behind Miroku, peeking out at Inuyasha. "So, are you going to help?"
Inuyasha just looked at the woman, and took in another breath. "NO!!"
The woman hung her head. "Okay.....but...."
Inuyasha cut her off. "I said 'NO' and I MEAN NO!!"
The woman stalked off. Inuyasha glared at her as she left. Kagome and Miroku stared at Inuyasha as he huffed on about how the village wanted his help after all these years, and how badly they had treated him.
"Inuyasha, this would be a good chance to help them so they'll be in your dept and everything." Miroku suggested.
Inuyasha turned to Miroku opened his mouth then closed looking a lot like a fish, he glared and walked away. Miroku laughed and followed him. Kagome rolled her eyes and went to go find something to eat.
"So, ya wanna do it again?" Miroku asked as he zipped in front of Inuyasha.
Inuyasha looked at him. "No!"
Miroku put n his saddest puppy dog face. "Please?"
Inuyasha looked at the puppy dog face, his will melting as he looked at Miroku. "N-n-yyy—oo—sss—AHHH!!"
Miroku smiled evilly. "So I take that as a yes or a no?"
"You are so evil, Miroku!" Inuyasha yelled.
"Well, do you wanna?" Miroku asked mischievously. "Do it, I mean."
"Your Weird?" a female voice asked behind Miroku.
Miroku whipped around to see Sango staring at him. "Here you had me believing you loved me and....YOU'RE GAY???"
Miroku was at a loss. "Sango, I can explain!"
Sango looked at him in disgust. "So your b-bi?"
Miroku looked at her, and then thought for a moment. "Well, no, I'm straight but I do tend to have a few exceptions." He winked at Inuyasha, Inuyasha glared at him in disgust.
"Oh....okay...then...I'm gonna go now....and leave you to do your...um.." Sango blushed. "Your thing."
Miroku smiled and turned back to Inuyasha as Sango walked away. "So? Do you?"
"I um...." Inuyasha began. "I don't know."
"Well, If you change your mind. I'll be in the forest...asleep, alone, by myself." Miroku winked.
"Yeah....sure." Inuyasha shuddered.
"What are you cold or something?" Miroku smiled and walked towards the forest, occasionally turning and winking.
Inuyasha shuddered every so often until Miroku was out of sight.
"Daddy, what where you talking about?"
Inuyasha jerked his head down, to see Shippo's head sticking out of his shirt. "Ah...n-nothing..."
"What does doing it mean?" Shippo asked persistently.
"Not until your older." Inuyasha stuttered.
"Well, if you won't tell me then....." Shippo smiled. "Mommy will!"
Inuyasha freaked out. "NO!!!I FORBID YOU!!!"
Shippo smiled and jumped out of Inuyasha shirt making a bee line for Kagome. Inuyasha raced after the tiny kitsune, trying to grab his tail. Unfortunately, he failed in his attempt and only received a face full of dirt.
"MOMMY! MOMMY!!" Shippo yelled as he ran towards the hut she was sitting in.
Kagome looked up from the apple she was eating and smiled. "Hello, Shippo."
Inuyasha recovered and continued to run after Shippo. "I FORBID YOU TO ASK HER!!! YOU ASK HER, YOU DIE FOX BOY!!!!!!!"
Kagome looked somewhat shocked at the outburst from Inuyasha. "Inuyasha you wouldn't, he's so cute." She held Shippo up. "Look at the cuteness you wouldn't really destroy all the cuteness would you?"
Inuyasha glared at Shippo. "If he asks you anything, I have nothing to do with it. And he dies."
Shippo laughed and stuck his tongue out at Inuyasha. "Mommy won't let you hurt me!"
Inuyasha smiled. "Remember brat, she can't be there all the time." Shippo looked scared. "SHE has to sleep sometime."
Shippo whimpered and clung to Kagome. "MOMMY!!"
Kagome glared at Inuyasha as he growled at Shippo. "Inuyasha go away! You're scaring Shippo."
Inuyasha growled as he slumped into the corner to mope. "You won this round, fox boy."
Shippo looked at the socks as he pulled them onto his feet. "Wow, comfy." He stood, the socks reached past his knees. "Big too." Shippo looked down at his feet. 'Static electricity, a good example happens when you shuffle your feet across some fabric or carpet; then poke someone.' Shippo smiled evilly, glancing at Inuyasha who was moping in the corner. Shippo dragged his feet across the carpet towards Inuyasha. "Thank you science!"
Inuyasha turned and glared at Shippo as he shuffled closer. "Wadda you want?"
"Noffin' much, Daddy." Shippo smiled sweetly, as he reached Inuyasha.
"Having a bad hair day?" Inuyasha asked as he looked at Shippo's proofed out hair.
Shippo smiled as he poked Inuyasha, a loud zapping noise rang out and was followed by many words that would curdle milk. Shippo smiled evilly as he shuffled away. Inuyasha close on his tail, he grabbed Shippo and received another shock. Shippo shuffled along as Inuyasha made many successful attempts to grab him, resulting in may shocks and curses. Shippo's tail looked more like a pom-pom then anything as Inuyasha continued to be shocked.
"What the hell is this?" Inuyasha yelled.
Kagome turned around to see what was happening. "Inuyasha don't you dare bea..t up...Ship-po...BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Inuyasha's hair was all poofy from the static shocks and clung to anything around it and floated around in the air, looking surprisingly like an afro. Kagome laughed and fell over as she looked at Inuyasha. Shippo turned and began laughing too. "HAHAHAHAHAAH!!! Da-ddy y-you look soo f-funny!"
Inuyasha growled as he yanked Shippo's tail. Shippo tried to run but failed and was lifted up into the air.
"Remember Shippo, what happens to balloons?" Inuyasha smiled evilly as he held Shippo up against the metal fan circulating air around the room. Inuyasha laughed as Shippo stuck to the metal blades and began to twirl around. "Try to get out of this one!"
Kagome saw poor Shippo on the fan and laughed harder as he swirled around and around. "Inuyasha HAHAHAH...g-get....AHAHAHA..him...down..HAHAHAHA!"
Inuyasha smiled as he walked over to the fan dial. "Sure." HE smiled as he turned the knob from snails pace to Tornado winds.
Shippo slowly began to twirl faster and faster. "HE-LP!!" He yelled as he flung off finally as the fan hit top speed. Shippo hit the wall with a sickening smack; he sat up and shook his head as Miroku walked in.
"AH! Shippo I see you found my socks! I've been searching all over for them!" Miroku smiled.
Inuyasha looked at Miroku dangerously. "You mean those stupid things are yours?"
Miroku smiled mistaking the dangerously deadly look for Inuyasha trying to check him out. "Yes, of course."
Inuyasha and Shippo glared at Miroku as they slowly advanced on him. "You die monk."
"Inuyasha, why is your hair all poofy?" Miroku asked as he inched towards the door, then turning and running as he reached it.
"GET HIM!!" Inuyasha yelled as he and Shippo followed him.
Kagome got up and gasped for air as a loud electrical zap was heard from outside. Miroku walked back in his ponytail was undone, and his hair was an afro around his head, and his clothes clinging to his body. Shippo and Inuyasha laughed as they walked in.
Kagome fell to the ground again as she burst out laughing.
"I hate you." Miroku said flatly.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
I'd like to thank Moochy the Moocher and Nessa for a couple of new ideas on th stadic electricity part. (