Battle in Britain!
To Wizard1: Yeah, I had to mention Psylocke. It was about time I took up on your offer. Yes, this story will have the Misfits meeting Ace, Paul, and Craig's uncle. You want to see a sissy fight, huh? Well, I don't think it'll be as good as Red Witch's between the Leader and Cobra Commander, but I'll see what I can do. PLEASE PUT UP CHAPTER THREE!!!! IT'S BEEN SO LOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To Red Witch: Yes, It will be good. Let's just say Great Britain will never be the same. BTW, I noticed something weird. In the GI Joe cartoon, I though Destro was African-American because of his voice, but according to a GI Joe comic website I visited, Destro is a Scotsman. That's weird. You created a character with a silkworm mutation. Love the new chapters and Evo- tizing of Firestar in INHP. BTW, ever thought of using the Starr Family and any of my characters and ideas in your stories?
To Aaron: The Misfits are crossing the pond, yes they are! Will they meet Brian, Jamie, Meggan, Banshee, and Moira? I don't plan to, but you never know. Yeah, Meggan can draw energy from the Earth and fire it in the form of concussion blasts. Here's some more madness for you! Enjoy!
To Raliena: I'm glad you liked my surprise! Will we see some explosions? Most likely! With the Misfits around, it's a practical guarantee.
To Sparky Genocide: I do like British comedy. My favorite character in "Are You Being Served?" was Ms. Slocombe. She never had the same hair color twice! I have seen the GI Joe episode with the Games-Master. Maybe I could do an amalgam of the Joe and Marvel Games-Master. And yes, the Psylocke I'm bringing in is based on Wizard1's version, with a slight alteration to her looks, but that's all I'll say.
Special Disclaimer: I do not own any of the movie characters here.
Chapter 2: On the Way!
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(On the way to England)
"I'm always workin', slavin', every day/Gotta get a break from the same old same old........." Ace sang along to a Poison song from his CD player.
"Please shut up, Ace." Craig grumbled.
"You are no fun." The lion-like Ace grinned.
"I wonder what Cobra would be up to in England." Wanda scratched her head. In his seat, Lance was slumped over asleep. He had a sedative before the flight to prevent him from screaming about crashing and creatures on the wing.
"Wow, this is the quietest I've ever heard Lance yo." Todd whistled.
"Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep........." Lance sleep-chanted. Lila sighed.
"I wish I could've taken my Sam with me." She sighed.
"He said to take care of something with the X-Men." John grinned. She knew Sam was really trying to get his human rocket rear away from Lila. "I want to see where the Great Fire of London started up."
"You would." Todd groaned.
"My dad's been to England." Jake grinned. "For WWE Rebellion and Insurrection. They're UK-exclusive Pay-Per-Views held annually. He's sent lots of postcards. Not to mention a really funny tape of Evolution getting drunk in London. Man, Randy Orton really embarrassed himself on that tape. Ric was able to hold that liquor well, though." Meanwhile, Ace and Althea were talking.
"Sharon told me that Frost tried to recruit Betsy." Ace said.
"Yeah." Al nodded. "Chromedome and Storm sent her packing." Jake could not help but overhear.
"They were too easy on her." Jake growled. Ace and Althea looked at him. "I would've planted her into the floor headfirst." His blue eyes started glowing.
"Man, I guess chokeslamming Emma Frost into the ground in front of the Avengers Mansion was not satisfying enough for you." Althea whistled.
"That wench screwed with me." Jake reminded. "I'm a proud member of the Wildfire wrestling dynasty. Emma Frost had better pray she had better not have to try and recruit anyone at a WWE event. I also hope she doesn't run into anyone in my family again. The next time I see her, she'll beg me to kill her."
"Man, remind me to never tick you off, Jake." Ace chuckled. Jake smirked.
"Hey dudes!" Paul leaned over, holding a couple London brochures. "What do you think we should see first? The Picadilly Circus? Big Ben? London Bridge? The Tower of London? How about the famous Underground?"
"Maybe after the mission, the Joes'll let us sightsee." Al smiled, pointing at a snoozing Bulldog, Cover Girl, Shipwreck, and Low Light.
"Did Trinity really have to put knockout pills in their drinks?" Craig grumbled.
"Well, they should've checked the drinks before they decided to drink 'em!" Pietro grinned.
"Why do I think you had something to do with it?" Wanda glared at her twin brother.
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!" Pietro cowered. Craig snickered. "Shut it Darkstar!"
"Make me." Craig glared.
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(A top secret warehouse, London, England)
"Man, why do we bloody have to guard this van?!" An English Special Forces Officer grumbled to his partner. The two men were guarding what appeared to be a lime green van. "I don't see what's so bloody special about it."
"They said this van's the ultimate military vehicle." The second guard shrugged.
"Well, I think it's crock!" Guard #1 grumbled.
"Well, we'll relieve you of your troubles." A couple Cobra Vipers appeared, toting a couple machine guns.
"Hold it right there!" A couple men in black-and-silver suits with black hard hats also toting machine guns appeared, pointing their guns at the Vipers and the English guards.
"Oh man!" Viper #1 grumbled. "Who are you?"
"Agents of Dr. Evil." The black-suited men responded. "Dr. Evil requests this van."
"This van is property of Cobra!" The Vipers snapped.
"Not anymore!" The black-suited men snapped back. The English guards watched.
"Popcorn?" Guard #2 held out a bag of popcorn to Guard #1.
"Sweet! Don't mind if I do!" Guard #1 grinned. The two English soldiers were watching Dr. Evil and Cobra's guards slug I out. "We'll arrest 'em after they're done."
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(Dr. Evil's lair)
The evil bald doctor in gray was watching the sky from a window.
"Once I get my hands on the new Rolls-Royce Assault Van, I will be able to rule the world!" The doctor put his pinky to his lip. "Only one man can stop me now. Austin Powers. But I shall defeat him."
"He does have three mutant nephews, you dolt!" The voice of Scott Evil snapped. "Knowing Powers, he'll have the Misfits with him!" Dr. Evil stared obliviously at his son. The bald mad doctor never heard of the mighty mutant team, much less Austin had family. (A/N: Post-Spy who Shagged Me, pre-Goldmember. At this point, Dr. Evil actually has no idea he's Austin Powers' brother)
Well, things are going off to a wild start! Can the Misfits handle Dr. Evil and Cobra? What madness will happen next? What'll happen when Ace introduces Paul and Craig to their long-lost Uncle Austin? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!
To Wizard1: Yeah, I had to mention Psylocke. It was about time I took up on your offer. Yes, this story will have the Misfits meeting Ace, Paul, and Craig's uncle. You want to see a sissy fight, huh? Well, I don't think it'll be as good as Red Witch's between the Leader and Cobra Commander, but I'll see what I can do. PLEASE PUT UP CHAPTER THREE!!!! IT'S BEEN SO LOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To Red Witch: Yes, It will be good. Let's just say Great Britain will never be the same. BTW, I noticed something weird. In the GI Joe cartoon, I though Destro was African-American because of his voice, but according to a GI Joe comic website I visited, Destro is a Scotsman. That's weird. You created a character with a silkworm mutation. Love the new chapters and Evo- tizing of Firestar in INHP. BTW, ever thought of using the Starr Family and any of my characters and ideas in your stories?
To Aaron: The Misfits are crossing the pond, yes they are! Will they meet Brian, Jamie, Meggan, Banshee, and Moira? I don't plan to, but you never know. Yeah, Meggan can draw energy from the Earth and fire it in the form of concussion blasts. Here's some more madness for you! Enjoy!
To Raliena: I'm glad you liked my surprise! Will we see some explosions? Most likely! With the Misfits around, it's a practical guarantee.
To Sparky Genocide: I do like British comedy. My favorite character in "Are You Being Served?" was Ms. Slocombe. She never had the same hair color twice! I have seen the GI Joe episode with the Games-Master. Maybe I could do an amalgam of the Joe and Marvel Games-Master. And yes, the Psylocke I'm bringing in is based on Wizard1's version, with a slight alteration to her looks, but that's all I'll say.
Special Disclaimer: I do not own any of the movie characters here.
Chapter 2: On the Way!
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(On the way to England)
"I'm always workin', slavin', every day/Gotta get a break from the same old same old........." Ace sang along to a Poison song from his CD player.
"Please shut up, Ace." Craig grumbled.
"You are no fun." The lion-like Ace grinned.
"I wonder what Cobra would be up to in England." Wanda scratched her head. In his seat, Lance was slumped over asleep. He had a sedative before the flight to prevent him from screaming about crashing and creatures on the wing.
"Wow, this is the quietest I've ever heard Lance yo." Todd whistled.
"Sleeeeeeeeeeeeep........." Lance sleep-chanted. Lila sighed.
"I wish I could've taken my Sam with me." She sighed.
"He said to take care of something with the X-Men." John grinned. She knew Sam was really trying to get his human rocket rear away from Lila. "I want to see where the Great Fire of London started up."
"You would." Todd groaned.
"My dad's been to England." Jake grinned. "For WWE Rebellion and Insurrection. They're UK-exclusive Pay-Per-Views held annually. He's sent lots of postcards. Not to mention a really funny tape of Evolution getting drunk in London. Man, Randy Orton really embarrassed himself on that tape. Ric was able to hold that liquor well, though." Meanwhile, Ace and Althea were talking.
"Sharon told me that Frost tried to recruit Betsy." Ace said.
"Yeah." Al nodded. "Chromedome and Storm sent her packing." Jake could not help but overhear.
"They were too easy on her." Jake growled. Ace and Althea looked at him. "I would've planted her into the floor headfirst." His blue eyes started glowing.
"Man, I guess chokeslamming Emma Frost into the ground in front of the Avengers Mansion was not satisfying enough for you." Althea whistled.
"That wench screwed with me." Jake reminded. "I'm a proud member of the Wildfire wrestling dynasty. Emma Frost had better pray she had better not have to try and recruit anyone at a WWE event. I also hope she doesn't run into anyone in my family again. The next time I see her, she'll beg me to kill her."
"Man, remind me to never tick you off, Jake." Ace chuckled. Jake smirked.
"Hey dudes!" Paul leaned over, holding a couple London brochures. "What do you think we should see first? The Picadilly Circus? Big Ben? London Bridge? The Tower of London? How about the famous Underground?"
"Maybe after the mission, the Joes'll let us sightsee." Al smiled, pointing at a snoozing Bulldog, Cover Girl, Shipwreck, and Low Light.
"Did Trinity really have to put knockout pills in their drinks?" Craig grumbled.
"Well, they should've checked the drinks before they decided to drink 'em!" Pietro grinned.
"Why do I think you had something to do with it?" Wanda glared at her twin brother.
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!!" Pietro cowered. Craig snickered. "Shut it Darkstar!"
"Make me." Craig glared.
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(A top secret warehouse, London, England)
"Man, why do we bloody have to guard this van?!" An English Special Forces Officer grumbled to his partner. The two men were guarding what appeared to be a lime green van. "I don't see what's so bloody special about it."
"They said this van's the ultimate military vehicle." The second guard shrugged.
"Well, I think it's crock!" Guard #1 grumbled.
"Well, we'll relieve you of your troubles." A couple Cobra Vipers appeared, toting a couple machine guns.
"Hold it right there!" A couple men in black-and-silver suits with black hard hats also toting machine guns appeared, pointing their guns at the Vipers and the English guards.
"Oh man!" Viper #1 grumbled. "Who are you?"
"Agents of Dr. Evil." The black-suited men responded. "Dr. Evil requests this van."
"This van is property of Cobra!" The Vipers snapped.
"Not anymore!" The black-suited men snapped back. The English guards watched.
"Popcorn?" Guard #2 held out a bag of popcorn to Guard #1.
"Sweet! Don't mind if I do!" Guard #1 grinned. The two English soldiers were watching Dr. Evil and Cobra's guards slug I out. "We'll arrest 'em after they're done."
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(Dr. Evil's lair)
The evil bald doctor in gray was watching the sky from a window.
"Once I get my hands on the new Rolls-Royce Assault Van, I will be able to rule the world!" The doctor put his pinky to his lip. "Only one man can stop me now. Austin Powers. But I shall defeat him."
"He does have three mutant nephews, you dolt!" The voice of Scott Evil snapped. "Knowing Powers, he'll have the Misfits with him!" Dr. Evil stared obliviously at his son. The bald mad doctor never heard of the mighty mutant team, much less Austin had family. (A/N: Post-Spy who Shagged Me, pre-Goldmember. At this point, Dr. Evil actually has no idea he's Austin Powers' brother)
Well, things are going off to a wild start! Can the Misfits handle Dr. Evil and Cobra? What madness will happen next? What'll happen when Ace introduces Paul and Craig to their long-lost Uncle Austin? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!