Battle in Britain!
To Wizard1: Yup, the kids took the van! I have a funny feeling they'll be spending plenty of time with the Blind Master. Hope you enjoy this new madness I got up and running for ya! BTW, WHERE'S CHAPTER THREE?!?!? PUT IT UP! PUT IT UP!!! PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!! PUT IT UP PLEASE!!!! WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG!?!?!? PLEASE PUT IT UP!
To Raliena: A girl as much of a control freak as Cobra Commander? You're right! That is scary! Very scary! Even scarier than the Virus girl! Sheesh! Anyway, enjoy this new chapter of mine fresh from the laptop!
To Sparky Genocide: Yup, the Misfits stole the van! They might lay out some Kelly torture! You never know! Yeah, the Crimson Guard Twins should consider themselves that they never have seen Fat Bastard with his shirt off. They'd rip their eyes out! I do want to use the characters from those shows, but I have no clue how to bring them in! The Misfits running into the Mole. That would be interesting. Anyway, enjoy this new chapter!
To Metal Dragon1: I liked your joyriding idea. Yeah, Austin would be more hurt than mad at the kids. I'm not surprised. Enjoy the new chapter!
To Aaron: Fat Bastard's one of my favorite character. I think Fat Bastard my think Fred's a fat dork. Ace never did live a normal life (Ace: Not to mention I ruled the school as a kid) Enjoy the new chapter!
To Red Witch: Street racing, huh? Well, I'll see what I can do. Read the new chapters of ATOTA. Love it! Thanks for Lina! Here's some more insanity for you! Enjoy!
It's Profile-Time Again! This time, we look at a Malibu Joe Aaron provided for me, the wonderful Wipe-Out!
Wipe-Out
File Name: McCormick, John
Rank: Staff Sergeant
Affiliation: Navy
Primary Military Specialty: Navy SEAL
Secondary Military Specialty: Intelligence, Surfing Instructor.
Birthplace: Malibu, California.
Motto: "Dude, I totally can take any Cobra down in the water, man! Awesome!"
Bio: The laid-back, fun-loving John McCormick grew up on the waves. His father was a champion surfer in the 60s and 70s, and his mother was a bikini model who made Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue three times. Growing up, Wipe-Out was obsessed with surfing, and he was a natural swimmer. He did take lifeguard courses in high school. Seeking purpose in life, Wipe-Out enlisted in the United States Navy, serving in England, California, and Australia. When he met a Navy SEAL in Sydney, Wipe-Out was inspired to try out for the SEALs. His instructors could not believe someone so relaxed and sunshine-minded could make the cut and take the job seriously! After getting his certification, Generals Hawk and Whithalf selected him as part of a team of Joes to man the new West Coast Joe HQ in Malibu, aka Malibu Base.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT WHAT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 8: Of Reunions and Brawls!
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(Dr. Evil's Helicopter)
"There it is!" Dr. Evil pointed at the van driving through the streets of London. He grabbed a walkie talkie. "GET THEM!!!! I WANT THE VAN!!!"
"Right, Dr. Evil! We have GI Joe and the mutants in our sights." A flunky in black responded. "Let's roll!" A black jeep, emblazoned with the silver "E" logo, drove into the streets, in pursuit of the van and Joe jeep.
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(Cobra Commander's helicopter)
"There's the van!" Cobra Commander pointed at the van. "VIPERS!!!! I WANT THAT VAN!!!!"
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(The streets of London)
"WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" The Misfits laughed happily as they drove through the streets of London, completely oblivious to the yelling Joes behind them.
"I am hurt." Austin Powers pouted. "The kids didn't bring me."
"Are you on drugs or something?" Shipwreck wondered.
"No." Austin shook his head. "Bad experience with trying LSD back in the day got me off forever."
"Hoo brother." Low Light grumbled.
"AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY FOOT!!!!! YOU F&%#$@! GI JOES!!!!" Senator Kelly roared as the Joes accidentally and unknowingly ran over his foot.
"Hey!" Lila recognized someone at a shop. "Stop the van!" Ace quickly stopped.
"OH NO!!!" Cover Girl screamed. She hit the back of the van. The van was undamaged, but the jeep was totaled, and the Joes and Austin were sent flying into a pile of garbage cans.
"Ooohh..." Bulldog fainted.
"GUIDO!!!!!" Lila squealed as she broke into a run. She was running towards Guido, who was clad in an Army private's uniform. The large Brooklyn mutant smiled.
"Hey girl!" The big man opened his arms. Lila ran into his arms, and the two old friends hugged. "How's it going?"
"Hey Guido! Long time no see!" Lance laughed. The Misfits gathered around the big man.
"Hey guys! What've you been up to?" Guido asked. The kids told them of their adventures since he was last around. "Well, you guys have had fun."
"How have you been doing, mate?" John asked.
"Well, I've had a couple misadventures since Boot Camp. I graduated early." Guido grinned. "With honors."
"Knowing you Guido, some interesting disasters happened while you were in basic training." Lila chuckled.
"Talk!" Pietro demanded. Wanda smacked him. "Ow!"
"Shut up, Pietro!" Wanda snapped. Suddenly, the gang came under laser fire. "What the-?"
"COOOOOOOOBRAAAAA!!!!!" A whole mess of Cobra Vipers raced to the kids, firing machine guns. Some of the bullets bounced off the van's bullet-proof skin and windows.
"WHOA!!!!" The Misfits screamed.
"C'mon, Fred! Bullets can't harm us." Guido ordered.
"Huh?" Fred wondered.
"My powers allow me to absorb kinetic energy. I can absorb bullets that come toward me, causing them to drop like rocks before they break my skin." Guido laughed.
"Oh." Fred nodded. "Let's go." The two large mutants charged the Vipers.
"OOOOOOH SHOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!" The Vipers screamed as they got tossed around left and right.
"LOOK!!!" Wanda pointed out. A whole batch of Dr. Evil's men raced in, firing their guns.
"They're after the van! Protect it at all costs!" Althea ordered loudly. The other Misfits used their powers and physical skills to attack Dr. Evil's men.
"Alright, kiddies!" Cobra Commander grinned, walking in, carrying a huge laser cannon over his shoulder. "This van is the property of Cobra!" His lieutenants flanked him.
"Think again, Mr. I'm-frickin'-big-bad-Cobra!" Dr. Evil walked up, his lieutenants behind him.
"Hey filly!" Fat Bastard waved at the Baroness, making her face turn green. "Do you still find meh sexy?"
"I need to puke." The Baroness moaned.
"Oh, this should be good." Ace grinned. "I'll get some popcorn!"
"Back off, you bald buffoon!" Cobra Commander yelled. "This van is Cobra's!"
"No, it's my van!" Dr. Evil snapped. "I plan to ransom it for...100...BILLION...DOLLARS!!!"
"We make more than that on a tequila bender!" Tomax and Xamot laughed.
"Oh shut up!" Cobra Commander snapped at the twins. He turned back to Dr. Evil. "We'll use the van to conquer the world!"
"Oh, that's original." Dr. Evil rolled his eyes.
"And your plan is sooo unique." Cobra Commander remarked sarcastically.
"Hey, I'm a frickin' sucker for the frickin' classics, okay?!" Dr. Evil snapped.
"You and your bunch are morons!" Cobra Commander snapped.
"You and your lieutenants belong in a circus!" Dr. Evil yelled.
"LAME-O!"
"MORON!"
"DORK!!"
"NERD!!"
"FREAK!!"
"SCREW-UP!!"
"THAT'S IT!! KILL HIM!!!" They both roared. The Cobras and Evil Squad charged and started brawling. Destro and #2 watched.
"Wanna go get a drink? I know a nice pub near here." Destro offered. #2 shrugged.
"Fine. I need a brewski." #2 shrugged. The two walked away.
"I got popcorn!" Ace happily leapt to the others, handing out the popcorn.
"Thank you." They all said.
"Cor Blimey, what's bloody going on?" Austin asked in confusion. He and the Joes walked up to the kids, covered in garbage. Ace gave them popcorn.
"Enjoy the show." Ace said.
Well, that was weird! What madness will happen next? Who'll win the fight? Who'll get the van? What'll happen to the kids? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!
To Wizard1: Yup, the kids took the van! I have a funny feeling they'll be spending plenty of time with the Blind Master. Hope you enjoy this new madness I got up and running for ya! BTW, WHERE'S CHAPTER THREE?!?!? PUT IT UP! PUT IT UP!!! PLEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!! PUT IT UP PLEASE!!!! WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG!?!?!? PLEASE PUT IT UP!
To Raliena: A girl as much of a control freak as Cobra Commander? You're right! That is scary! Very scary! Even scarier than the Virus girl! Sheesh! Anyway, enjoy this new chapter of mine fresh from the laptop!
To Sparky Genocide: Yup, the Misfits stole the van! They might lay out some Kelly torture! You never know! Yeah, the Crimson Guard Twins should consider themselves that they never have seen Fat Bastard with his shirt off. They'd rip their eyes out! I do want to use the characters from those shows, but I have no clue how to bring them in! The Misfits running into the Mole. That would be interesting. Anyway, enjoy this new chapter!
To Metal Dragon1: I liked your joyriding idea. Yeah, Austin would be more hurt than mad at the kids. I'm not surprised. Enjoy the new chapter!
To Aaron: Fat Bastard's one of my favorite character. I think Fat Bastard my think Fred's a fat dork. Ace never did live a normal life (Ace: Not to mention I ruled the school as a kid) Enjoy the new chapter!
To Red Witch: Street racing, huh? Well, I'll see what I can do. Read the new chapters of ATOTA. Love it! Thanks for Lina! Here's some more insanity for you! Enjoy!
It's Profile-Time Again! This time, we look at a Malibu Joe Aaron provided for me, the wonderful Wipe-Out!
Wipe-Out
File Name: McCormick, John
Rank: Staff Sergeant
Affiliation: Navy
Primary Military Specialty: Navy SEAL
Secondary Military Specialty: Intelligence, Surfing Instructor.
Birthplace: Malibu, California.
Motto: "Dude, I totally can take any Cobra down in the water, man! Awesome!"
Bio: The laid-back, fun-loving John McCormick grew up on the waves. His father was a champion surfer in the 60s and 70s, and his mother was a bikini model who made Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue three times. Growing up, Wipe-Out was obsessed with surfing, and he was a natural swimmer. He did take lifeguard courses in high school. Seeking purpose in life, Wipe-Out enlisted in the United States Navy, serving in England, California, and Australia. When he met a Navy SEAL in Sydney, Wipe-Out was inspired to try out for the SEALs. His instructors could not believe someone so relaxed and sunshine-minded could make the cut and take the job seriously! After getting his certification, Generals Hawk and Whithalf selected him as part of a team of Joes to man the new West Coast Joe HQ in Malibu, aka Malibu Base.
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT WHAT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 8: Of Reunions and Brawls!
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(Dr. Evil's Helicopter)
"There it is!" Dr. Evil pointed at the van driving through the streets of London. He grabbed a walkie talkie. "GET THEM!!!! I WANT THE VAN!!!"
"Right, Dr. Evil! We have GI Joe and the mutants in our sights." A flunky in black responded. "Let's roll!" A black jeep, emblazoned with the silver "E" logo, drove into the streets, in pursuit of the van and Joe jeep.
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(Cobra Commander's helicopter)
"There's the van!" Cobra Commander pointed at the van. "VIPERS!!!! I WANT THAT VAN!!!!"
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(The streets of London)
"WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" The Misfits laughed happily as they drove through the streets of London, completely oblivious to the yelling Joes behind them.
"I am hurt." Austin Powers pouted. "The kids didn't bring me."
"Are you on drugs or something?" Shipwreck wondered.
"No." Austin shook his head. "Bad experience with trying LSD back in the day got me off forever."
"Hoo brother." Low Light grumbled.
"AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY FOOT!!!!! YOU F&%#$@! GI JOES!!!!" Senator Kelly roared as the Joes accidentally and unknowingly ran over his foot.
"Hey!" Lila recognized someone at a shop. "Stop the van!" Ace quickly stopped.
"OH NO!!!" Cover Girl screamed. She hit the back of the van. The van was undamaged, but the jeep was totaled, and the Joes and Austin were sent flying into a pile of garbage cans.
"Ooohh..." Bulldog fainted.
"GUIDO!!!!!" Lila squealed as she broke into a run. She was running towards Guido, who was clad in an Army private's uniform. The large Brooklyn mutant smiled.
"Hey girl!" The big man opened his arms. Lila ran into his arms, and the two old friends hugged. "How's it going?"
"Hey Guido! Long time no see!" Lance laughed. The Misfits gathered around the big man.
"Hey guys! What've you been up to?" Guido asked. The kids told them of their adventures since he was last around. "Well, you guys have had fun."
"How have you been doing, mate?" John asked.
"Well, I've had a couple misadventures since Boot Camp. I graduated early." Guido grinned. "With honors."
"Knowing you Guido, some interesting disasters happened while you were in basic training." Lila chuckled.
"Talk!" Pietro demanded. Wanda smacked him. "Ow!"
"Shut up, Pietro!" Wanda snapped. Suddenly, the gang came under laser fire. "What the-?"
"COOOOOOOOBRAAAAA!!!!!" A whole mess of Cobra Vipers raced to the kids, firing machine guns. Some of the bullets bounced off the van's bullet-proof skin and windows.
"WHOA!!!!" The Misfits screamed.
"C'mon, Fred! Bullets can't harm us." Guido ordered.
"Huh?" Fred wondered.
"My powers allow me to absorb kinetic energy. I can absorb bullets that come toward me, causing them to drop like rocks before they break my skin." Guido laughed.
"Oh." Fred nodded. "Let's go." The two large mutants charged the Vipers.
"OOOOOOH SHOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!" The Vipers screamed as they got tossed around left and right.
"LOOK!!!" Wanda pointed out. A whole batch of Dr. Evil's men raced in, firing their guns.
"They're after the van! Protect it at all costs!" Althea ordered loudly. The other Misfits used their powers and physical skills to attack Dr. Evil's men.
"Alright, kiddies!" Cobra Commander grinned, walking in, carrying a huge laser cannon over his shoulder. "This van is the property of Cobra!" His lieutenants flanked him.
"Think again, Mr. I'm-frickin'-big-bad-Cobra!" Dr. Evil walked up, his lieutenants behind him.
"Hey filly!" Fat Bastard waved at the Baroness, making her face turn green. "Do you still find meh sexy?"
"I need to puke." The Baroness moaned.
"Oh, this should be good." Ace grinned. "I'll get some popcorn!"
"Back off, you bald buffoon!" Cobra Commander yelled. "This van is Cobra's!"
"No, it's my van!" Dr. Evil snapped. "I plan to ransom it for...100...BILLION...DOLLARS!!!"
"We make more than that on a tequila bender!" Tomax and Xamot laughed.
"Oh shut up!" Cobra Commander snapped at the twins. He turned back to Dr. Evil. "We'll use the van to conquer the world!"
"Oh, that's original." Dr. Evil rolled his eyes.
"And your plan is sooo unique." Cobra Commander remarked sarcastically.
"Hey, I'm a frickin' sucker for the frickin' classics, okay?!" Dr. Evil snapped.
"You and your bunch are morons!" Cobra Commander snapped.
"You and your lieutenants belong in a circus!" Dr. Evil yelled.
"LAME-O!"
"MORON!"
"DORK!!"
"NERD!!"
"FREAK!!"
"SCREW-UP!!"
"THAT'S IT!! KILL HIM!!!" They both roared. The Cobras and Evil Squad charged and started brawling. Destro and #2 watched.
"Wanna go get a drink? I know a nice pub near here." Destro offered. #2 shrugged.
"Fine. I need a brewski." #2 shrugged. The two walked away.
"I got popcorn!" Ace happily leapt to the others, handing out the popcorn.
"Thank you." They all said.
"Cor Blimey, what's bloody going on?" Austin asked in confusion. He and the Joes walked up to the kids, covered in garbage. Ace gave them popcorn.
"Enjoy the show." Ace said.
Well, that was weird! What madness will happen next? Who'll win the fight? Who'll get the van? What'll happen to the kids? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!