Battle in Britain!
To Sparky Genocide: Wow. That's a great suggestion! Thanks a whole lot! I really appreciate it! This is fantastic! Thanks a lot! Hmm...
To Raliena: I'm glad you liked the brawl between Dr. Evil and Cobra!! Man, a girl obsessed with pink. Scary! Very Scary!
To Red Witch: I read the new chapters of ATOTA!!! Cool that Freddy got a gal! He needed a break in the romance department! BTW, How come you never had Pyro join the Misfits? If the Misfits are your version of Freedom Force, then shouldn't Pyro be in the mix? That's why I made Pyro a Misfit. And because he's cool!
To Aaron: Yeah, that was cool! I burst out laughing as I wrote it! Glad you liked the profile of Wipe-Out! I hoped you'd like his bio. What guy wouldn't want a mother who was in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Illustrated?
To Wizard1: Kelly never has a good day, does he? I thought I'd bring Guido back for a good laugh! I think we needed to check up on the guy.
Author's Note: Hey, My story "Space Bikers Ahoy" has seven reviews, but I only can get four! When I log on to check out my backup, I still only get four! I also have gotten no e-mails about the three missing reviews. Can anyone tell me what's going on?
Chapter 9: Crossover Mania!
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(Streets of London)
The Misfits, the Joes, Austin Powers, and Pvt. Guido Carosella were watching the brawl between the forces of Cobra Commander and Dr. Evil. The Commander and Evil were slapping each other silly. The Baroness was grappling with Frau Farbissina. The Crimson Twins were able to dispatch Scott Evil, but they couldn't handle Mini-Me and Fat Bastard.
"AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!" Tomax screamed. He hopped around, with Mini-Me grabbing his leg with his teeth.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!" Xamot ended up getting knocked all over from Fat Bastard. The kids and adults laughed as they saw the action.
"Oh, that has to hurt." Xi noted a Viper getting wrapped around a telephone pole.
"Eeeeeeesh." John winced as an Evil Flunky was smashed into a phone booth.
"OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"
"YOU BLUE-HELMETED %$&#$@!!!!"
"YOU BALD $#&@^#!!!!!!"
"GET HIM OFF MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Xamot screamed. "HE'S NOT WEARING ANYTHING UNDER THIS KILT!!!!"
"Ah'm too sexy to be beaten!" Fat Bastard crowed.
"More like too fat." John snickered. He looked at Fred. "Hey mate, relative of yours?"
"Nah, he's too stupid to be of Dukes blood." Fred shook his head.
"Coming from you, that's something." Pietro laughed. Fred calmly took the nearest bench and broke it on Pietro's head. "OW!!!!"
"C'mon!" Althea waved her hand. "Let's go!" The kids boarded the van and drove away. The adults didn't notice. Fred was driving. And contrary to Pietro's belief, Freddy knew which lane to drive on in Great Britain.
"Let's go shopping!" Al suggested. The boys groaned.
"That's boring! Let's find some punkers and challenge 'em to a fight!" Craig suggested.
"Let's see if there are any good rock clubs!" Paul said.
"Let's set some fires!" John cackled, playing with his lighter.
"I'd love to see about any good cooking schools in London." Blob suggested.
"I say we check out the Thames!" Todd laughed.
"I think we should check out the museums." Jake thought.
"I heard the legal drinking age is eighteen here in Great Britain. I need to get plastered." Lance moaned. Althea grabbed John and placed a dagger to his neck.
"Help!" John screamed.
"Take us shopping, or Pyro gets it!" Althea yelled. The other Misfits blinked.
"DO AS SHE SAYS!! DO AS SHE SAYS!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO AS SHE BLOODY SAYS, YOU BLOODY FOOLS!!!!" John screamed.
"Okay! Okay! Just don't hurt the crazy Aussie!" Blob turned the van in panic. He quickly turned down a lane. "Oh please let that be a store!" Pietro read the name.
"Grace Brothers. Huh." Pietro noted.
"Ooh! Betsy said that store's nice, even though the attendants are a bit loony! C'mon!" She dropped John, letting the scared pyromaniac clutch his throat gratefully.
"I swear to God, I will never ever ever ever EVER set fire to dynamite again! Thank you!" John prayed, then raced in after his team-mates. "Wait for me!"
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(The Clothing Dept.)
"Well, it has been a slow day hasn't it?" The war veteran Captain Peacock said to the bald floor manager named Mr. Rumbold.
"Yes, it has." Mr. Rumbold smiled.
"Well, Mr. Lucas, I suggest we close shop for today." The blond Mr. Humphries said to his semi-long dark-haired junior assistant.
"Yeah, might as well." Mr. Lucas sighed. "We haven't had a customer all day!"
"You might actually get customers if you kept that big mouth shut once in a while." The blond junior women's attendant named Ms. Braham replied.
"I really must go home." The elder assistant sighed. She was known as Mrs. Slocombe, infamous for her ever-changing hair color. This time, it was pink. "My poor cat must miss me." DING! "Oh! Customers!" The Misfits emerged from the elevator.
"Swanky." Paul looked around. "Real swanky."
"Now where can I start a fire?" John looked around.
"So this is a clothing store. Sounds like a place for rich folks." Xi chuckled. Jake smirked evilly.
"Last time I ambushed Frost, I got a chance to swipe her credit card." He held up a black credit card. "American Express Black Card. A very elite card."
"Jake, you learn fast." Lila laughed.
"Uhm, may we help you?" Mr. Humphries asked the Misfits.
"Oh God, teenagers. Nothing but trouble." Captain Peacock grumbled. Mrs. Slocombe nodded in agreement.
"Hey, haven't I seen you kids on TV?" Mr. Lucas pointed at the teens.
"I could say the same for you, mate." John replied.
"Wait a minute..." Mr. Humpries burst out laughing. "I know you kids!"
"Are they celebrities?" Mr. Rumbold asked. "It's a real honor you decided to shop here."
"Althea, Todd, Fred, Lance, Pietro, Wanda, Lila, Xi, Jake, Paul, Craig, Ace and John. The Misfits! My cousin Donald's told me about you!" Mr. Humphries laughed. "How nice to meet you all!" Mr. Rumbold stammered.
"They're m-m-m-m-m-" Mr. Rumbold stammered.
"Donald?" Paul wondered.
"A regular rival of Cousin Jesse." Al said.
"Yeah, Donald is Jesse's girlfriend's ex-husband's boyfriend." Todd added.
"Holy Jerry Springer!" Paul exclaimed.
"You can say that again." Craig groaned.
"We're here to pick up some clothes." Xi said. Ace looked around a rack near a changing room until an arm grabbed him. Ace recognized the scent.
"Hi Ace. Catseye missed you." A purring Sharon Smith pulled Ace in the dressing room, making him squeak. Nobody noticed.
"There they are!" The Joes, Guido, and Austin ran to the kids. "Where have you been?"
"You kids are going to be doing KP for a year for this." Cover Girl tapped her foot.
"I can't believe you didn't take me with you!" Austin whined.
"Oh stop, Powers!" Shipwreck snapped.
"M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-..." Mr. Rumbold stammered.
"Where's Ace?" Bulldog wondered.
Well, that's a wild time for you! What madness is going to happen next? Who won the brawl? Who are these people? Where are those three reviews on "Space Bikers Ahoy"? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly.
To Sparky Genocide: Wow. That's a great suggestion! Thanks a whole lot! I really appreciate it! This is fantastic! Thanks a lot! Hmm...
To Raliena: I'm glad you liked the brawl between Dr. Evil and Cobra!! Man, a girl obsessed with pink. Scary! Very Scary!
To Red Witch: I read the new chapters of ATOTA!!! Cool that Freddy got a gal! He needed a break in the romance department! BTW, How come you never had Pyro join the Misfits? If the Misfits are your version of Freedom Force, then shouldn't Pyro be in the mix? That's why I made Pyro a Misfit. And because he's cool!
To Aaron: Yeah, that was cool! I burst out laughing as I wrote it! Glad you liked the profile of Wipe-Out! I hoped you'd like his bio. What guy wouldn't want a mother who was in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Illustrated?
To Wizard1: Kelly never has a good day, does he? I thought I'd bring Guido back for a good laugh! I think we needed to check up on the guy.
Author's Note: Hey, My story "Space Bikers Ahoy" has seven reviews, but I only can get four! When I log on to check out my backup, I still only get four! I also have gotten no e-mails about the three missing reviews. Can anyone tell me what's going on?
Chapter 9: Crossover Mania!
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(Streets of London)
The Misfits, the Joes, Austin Powers, and Pvt. Guido Carosella were watching the brawl between the forces of Cobra Commander and Dr. Evil. The Commander and Evil were slapping each other silly. The Baroness was grappling with Frau Farbissina. The Crimson Twins were able to dispatch Scott Evil, but they couldn't handle Mini-Me and Fat Bastard.
"AAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!" Tomax screamed. He hopped around, with Mini-Me grabbing his leg with his teeth.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!!" Xamot ended up getting knocked all over from Fat Bastard. The kids and adults laughed as they saw the action.
"Oh, that has to hurt." Xi noted a Viper getting wrapped around a telephone pole.
"Eeeeeeesh." John winced as an Evil Flunky was smashed into a phone booth.
"OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!"
"YOU BLUE-HELMETED %$&#$@!!!!"
"YOU BALD $#&@^#!!!!!!"
"GET HIM OFF MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Xamot screamed. "HE'S NOT WEARING ANYTHING UNDER THIS KILT!!!!"
"Ah'm too sexy to be beaten!" Fat Bastard crowed.
"More like too fat." John snickered. He looked at Fred. "Hey mate, relative of yours?"
"Nah, he's too stupid to be of Dukes blood." Fred shook his head.
"Coming from you, that's something." Pietro laughed. Fred calmly took the nearest bench and broke it on Pietro's head. "OW!!!!"
"C'mon!" Althea waved her hand. "Let's go!" The kids boarded the van and drove away. The adults didn't notice. Fred was driving. And contrary to Pietro's belief, Freddy knew which lane to drive on in Great Britain.
"Let's go shopping!" Al suggested. The boys groaned.
"That's boring! Let's find some punkers and challenge 'em to a fight!" Craig suggested.
"Let's see if there are any good rock clubs!" Paul said.
"Let's set some fires!" John cackled, playing with his lighter.
"I'd love to see about any good cooking schools in London." Blob suggested.
"I say we check out the Thames!" Todd laughed.
"I think we should check out the museums." Jake thought.
"I heard the legal drinking age is eighteen here in Great Britain. I need to get plastered." Lance moaned. Althea grabbed John and placed a dagger to his neck.
"Help!" John screamed.
"Take us shopping, or Pyro gets it!" Althea yelled. The other Misfits blinked.
"DO AS SHE SAYS!! DO AS SHE SAYS!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO AS SHE BLOODY SAYS, YOU BLOODY FOOLS!!!!" John screamed.
"Okay! Okay! Just don't hurt the crazy Aussie!" Blob turned the van in panic. He quickly turned down a lane. "Oh please let that be a store!" Pietro read the name.
"Grace Brothers. Huh." Pietro noted.
"Ooh! Betsy said that store's nice, even though the attendants are a bit loony! C'mon!" She dropped John, letting the scared pyromaniac clutch his throat gratefully.
"I swear to God, I will never ever ever ever EVER set fire to dynamite again! Thank you!" John prayed, then raced in after his team-mates. "Wait for me!"
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(The Clothing Dept.)
"Well, it has been a slow day hasn't it?" The war veteran Captain Peacock said to the bald floor manager named Mr. Rumbold.
"Yes, it has." Mr. Rumbold smiled.
"Well, Mr. Lucas, I suggest we close shop for today." The blond Mr. Humphries said to his semi-long dark-haired junior assistant.
"Yeah, might as well." Mr. Lucas sighed. "We haven't had a customer all day!"
"You might actually get customers if you kept that big mouth shut once in a while." The blond junior women's attendant named Ms. Braham replied.
"I really must go home." The elder assistant sighed. She was known as Mrs. Slocombe, infamous for her ever-changing hair color. This time, it was pink. "My poor cat must miss me." DING! "Oh! Customers!" The Misfits emerged from the elevator.
"Swanky." Paul looked around. "Real swanky."
"Now where can I start a fire?" John looked around.
"So this is a clothing store. Sounds like a place for rich folks." Xi chuckled. Jake smirked evilly.
"Last time I ambushed Frost, I got a chance to swipe her credit card." He held up a black credit card. "American Express Black Card. A very elite card."
"Jake, you learn fast." Lila laughed.
"Uhm, may we help you?" Mr. Humphries asked the Misfits.
"Oh God, teenagers. Nothing but trouble." Captain Peacock grumbled. Mrs. Slocombe nodded in agreement.
"Hey, haven't I seen you kids on TV?" Mr. Lucas pointed at the teens.
"I could say the same for you, mate." John replied.
"Wait a minute..." Mr. Humpries burst out laughing. "I know you kids!"
"Are they celebrities?" Mr. Rumbold asked. "It's a real honor you decided to shop here."
"Althea, Todd, Fred, Lance, Pietro, Wanda, Lila, Xi, Jake, Paul, Craig, Ace and John. The Misfits! My cousin Donald's told me about you!" Mr. Humphries laughed. "How nice to meet you all!" Mr. Rumbold stammered.
"They're m-m-m-m-m-" Mr. Rumbold stammered.
"Donald?" Paul wondered.
"A regular rival of Cousin Jesse." Al said.
"Yeah, Donald is Jesse's girlfriend's ex-husband's boyfriend." Todd added.
"Holy Jerry Springer!" Paul exclaimed.
"You can say that again." Craig groaned.
"We're here to pick up some clothes." Xi said. Ace looked around a rack near a changing room until an arm grabbed him. Ace recognized the scent.
"Hi Ace. Catseye missed you." A purring Sharon Smith pulled Ace in the dressing room, making him squeak. Nobody noticed.
"There they are!" The Joes, Guido, and Austin ran to the kids. "Where have you been?"
"You kids are going to be doing KP for a year for this." Cover Girl tapped her foot.
"I can't believe you didn't take me with you!" Austin whined.
"Oh stop, Powers!" Shipwreck snapped.
"M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-..." Mr. Rumbold stammered.
"Where's Ace?" Bulldog wondered.
Well, that's a wild time for you! What madness is going to happen next? Who won the brawl? Who are these people? Where are those three reviews on "Space Bikers Ahoy"? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly.