Battle in Britain!
To my readers: Sorry! Due to the glitch in FF.net, I can't respond to any reviews this chapter. However, I still have a nice Profile Time for you anyway! So, enjoy!
I did something stupid. Because of FF.net acting up, I lost the seven chapters of "Space Bikers Ahoy!" I resubmitted the first chapter because I thought the problem was me. I want those reviews baaaaaaaaaack!
It's Profile Time once again! This time, we look at another Malibu Joe! This time, we look at everyone's favorite Tackleberry look-a-like and resident weapons expert, the king of Colts, the Shah of shotguns, the Master of Magnums, the Sultan of Smith and Wessons, GUNBARRELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gunbarrel
Allegiance: GI Joe (Malibu Joes)
File Name: Hunter, Jack
Rank: Sergeant
Affiliation: Army
Hair: Brown (Short and Curly)
Eyes: Blue
Primary Military Specialty: Infantry
Secondary Military Specialty: Weapons Ordinance, Electronic Weapons
Birthplace: Boise, Idaho
Bio: As a child, Jack Hunter spent a lot of time on his uncle and aunt's farm outside of Boise. His uncle was an avid gun collector, and he has some very rare weapons in his collection. He would regale Gunbarrel for hours of tales of how he got his weapons and tales of warfare. As a result, Gunbarrel grew to love guns, and he enjoyed hunting (He wouldn't kill any of his targets, though. He just fired blanks at them) He discovered he had an almost uncanny talent for being a marksman. At 18, he joined the Army to help finish college (He studied for a degree in electronics). His incredible aim got him nominated to go to Sniper School, but he lacked the patience. Instead, he graduated at the top of his class in Advanced Infantry Training. Soon after, he met the GI Joe known as Rock 'n' Roll, and Rock 'n' Roll suggested that he be put on the GI Joe team. Alongside Rock 'n' Roll, Gunbarrel got sent to Malibu Base. There, he's often found refining his aim, building a new gun, or just plain polishing.
Note: Despite his fondness for weaponry, Gunbarrel is a huge animal lover. (Unlike Kitty, he accepts the fact that some people enjoy leather jackets) He is a vegetarian, and underneath his obsession with weapons, he has a gentle soul.
Chapter 10: Welcome Home, Misfits!
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(Outside Grace Bros.)
"What a bunch of weirdoes." Cover Girl groaned. "That Lucas guy was a pervert! I had to slap him three ways to Sunday."
"Hey!" Big Ben ran up to the Misfits, Austin, Guido, and the Joes. "Glad I found you!" He panted. "Hey listen! The cops got the Commander and Dr. Evil. So what do you guys want to do now?" As he talked, one could notice a bunch of Bobbies (English policemen) carry away a screaming and cursing Dr. Evil and Cobra Commander, while trying to stop them from catfighting.
"HEY! THAT SCOTTISH FAT GUY'S NAKED AND HE'S CHASING THAT DARK-HAIRED WOMAN!!!!" Someone yelled.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Baroness screamed. "GET THIS DISGUSTING PERVERT AWAY FROM ME!!!!" The gang burst out laughing.
"Eww." Austin retched. "Poor woman, being chased by a naked Fat Bastard."
"No kidding." Paul wrinkled his nose.
"The 400-plus pound Fat Bastard running around stark naked. Wrong. So Wrong. So, so wrong." Ace moaned. Wanda, Lila, and Althea's face turned green.
"Excuse us." The three Misfit Girls moaned, running to the nearest bathroom.
"C'mon, let's go..." Austin stopped when he saw an old woman in a blue dress, an insane blue hat, and red hair. "That's no woman! That's a MAN, baby!"
"It IS?!" Todd and Xi said together.
"How does he know?" Blob asked Ace.
"Uncle Austin can tell, Freddy-boy." Ace chuckled. "He knows his stuff." Austin marched over to the woman, and punched her out. "GET THE MAN!!!" Ace yelled. The Misfits, the Joes, and Guido jumped on the screaming woman.
"RICHARD!!!" The woman screamed. An old man with white hair on the sides of his head and a moustache, a woman in a pink dress with short blond hair, a man with short brown hair, and a younger man with black hair dressed like a priest ran out.
"Richard, Emmett, Vicar! We must help Hyacinth!" The woman exclaimed. The bald man Richard, the vicar, and the brown-haired Emmett burst out laughing.
"Are you kidding, Elizabeth?!" Emmett howled in laughter. "This is great!"
"This is the best thing I've ever seen since I got married!" Richard laughed.
"Thank God for mutants!" The Vicar laughed, recognizing the Misfits. "They are not abominations!"
"We love the mutants!" Richard and Emmett howled.
"Let's get smashed in celebration!" Richard grinned.
"Let us get smashed!" Emmett agreed. The two walked to the bar. Senator Kelly watched the whole thing.
"I hate mutants. And I HATE ENGLAND!!!" He screamed. A bunch of hooligans overheard him.
"He's a Scottish lover!"
"KILL HIM!!!" Kelly tried to run away, but a neon sign fell on his head, knocking him out cold, and leaving him at the mercy of the hooligans.
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(The Pit, the next day)
"Well, that was fun." Althea laughed. Todd was rubbing her shoulders. The Misfits were lounging in front of a pool Lance made with his powers.
"Yeah, and it was nice meeting our Uncle Austin." Paul chuckled. "It would explain why the charms are genetic."
"Ugh." Craig grumbled. He heard the phone ring. "I'll get it." Craig walked into Shipwreck's home and picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Uhm, yes." The English-accented voice said on the other end. "Is this the Pit?"
"Yes. Craig Starr speaking." Craig replied. "What's up?"
"Uhm, yes. My name is Richard Bucket. My wife Hyacinth, the man Mr. Powers laid out?"
"Oh, yeah." Craig remembered. "I remember. What's up, Mr. Bucket?"
"Well, Hyacinth is coming home from the hospital next week." Richard replied. "When she does, would you Misfits be so kind and let me live with you for a month or two?" Craig blinked.
"Um, excuse me?" Craig blinked.
"My wife is going to be awfully cross." Richard explained.
"Uhm...." Craig struggled to come up with words for this. "Uhm, let me get one of the adults on the line." He put the phone receiver on the table. "Cover Girl!" Craig left the room and went after Cover Girl. As he went by the pool, he felt his butt being pinched.
"Wanda, knock it off!" He snapped at the laughing hexcaster.
"A new adventure comes to an end." Paul chuckled.
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(Malibu Base)
"Wow. Too bad the Thunderbolt couldn't be there." Kyle laughed. He and the other members of the West Coast Misfits were lounging around in Malibu Base's conference room.
"Well, it was nice catching up with the guys." Ace laughed.
"I still cannae believe ye have an uncle that's a secret agent." Rahne shook her head.
"Yeah, I find it hard to believe myself!" Ace grinned.
"What's it like in England?" Randy asked.
"Rainy." Toshiro grumbled.
"Oh relax, Toshi." Ali laughed. "England's got beautiful countryside."
"Yeah." John agreed. "I've seen it on TV." Hardcase walked in.
"Alright kids, we're holding a meeting here so get HEY!!!!" A rigged bucket of red paint fell from the door as Hardcase opened it, causing him to be doused with red paint. "JESTER!!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!!!" Hardcase ran away.
"Should we tell him I rigged the bucket?" Terrell asked. The West Coast Misfits all looked at each other.
"NAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!"
Oh man, the insanity never will cease! What'll happen next time? What more madness will occur? Who will our favorite Misfit teams face off against next? Find out in the next story! This is L1701E signing off! Thanks for reading, and here's hoping FF.net finally fixes that review glitch!
To my readers: Sorry! Due to the glitch in FF.net, I can't respond to any reviews this chapter. However, I still have a nice Profile Time for you anyway! So, enjoy!
I did something stupid. Because of FF.net acting up, I lost the seven chapters of "Space Bikers Ahoy!" I resubmitted the first chapter because I thought the problem was me. I want those reviews baaaaaaaaaack!
It's Profile Time once again! This time, we look at another Malibu Joe! This time, we look at everyone's favorite Tackleberry look-a-like and resident weapons expert, the king of Colts, the Shah of shotguns, the Master of Magnums, the Sultan of Smith and Wessons, GUNBARRELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gunbarrel
Allegiance: GI Joe (Malibu Joes)
File Name: Hunter, Jack
Rank: Sergeant
Affiliation: Army
Hair: Brown (Short and Curly)
Eyes: Blue
Primary Military Specialty: Infantry
Secondary Military Specialty: Weapons Ordinance, Electronic Weapons
Birthplace: Boise, Idaho
Bio: As a child, Jack Hunter spent a lot of time on his uncle and aunt's farm outside of Boise. His uncle was an avid gun collector, and he has some very rare weapons in his collection. He would regale Gunbarrel for hours of tales of how he got his weapons and tales of warfare. As a result, Gunbarrel grew to love guns, and he enjoyed hunting (He wouldn't kill any of his targets, though. He just fired blanks at them) He discovered he had an almost uncanny talent for being a marksman. At 18, he joined the Army to help finish college (He studied for a degree in electronics). His incredible aim got him nominated to go to Sniper School, but he lacked the patience. Instead, he graduated at the top of his class in Advanced Infantry Training. Soon after, he met the GI Joe known as Rock 'n' Roll, and Rock 'n' Roll suggested that he be put on the GI Joe team. Alongside Rock 'n' Roll, Gunbarrel got sent to Malibu Base. There, he's often found refining his aim, building a new gun, or just plain polishing.
Note: Despite his fondness for weaponry, Gunbarrel is a huge animal lover. (Unlike Kitty, he accepts the fact that some people enjoy leather jackets) He is a vegetarian, and underneath his obsession with weapons, he has a gentle soul.
Chapter 10: Welcome Home, Misfits!
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(Outside Grace Bros.)
"What a bunch of weirdoes." Cover Girl groaned. "That Lucas guy was a pervert! I had to slap him three ways to Sunday."
"Hey!" Big Ben ran up to the Misfits, Austin, Guido, and the Joes. "Glad I found you!" He panted. "Hey listen! The cops got the Commander and Dr. Evil. So what do you guys want to do now?" As he talked, one could notice a bunch of Bobbies (English policemen) carry away a screaming and cursing Dr. Evil and Cobra Commander, while trying to stop them from catfighting.
"HEY! THAT SCOTTISH FAT GUY'S NAKED AND HE'S CHASING THAT DARK-HAIRED WOMAN!!!!" Someone yelled.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Baroness screamed. "GET THIS DISGUSTING PERVERT AWAY FROM ME!!!!" The gang burst out laughing.
"Eww." Austin retched. "Poor woman, being chased by a naked Fat Bastard."
"No kidding." Paul wrinkled his nose.
"The 400-plus pound Fat Bastard running around stark naked. Wrong. So Wrong. So, so wrong." Ace moaned. Wanda, Lila, and Althea's face turned green.
"Excuse us." The three Misfit Girls moaned, running to the nearest bathroom.
"C'mon, let's go..." Austin stopped when he saw an old woman in a blue dress, an insane blue hat, and red hair. "That's no woman! That's a MAN, baby!"
"It IS?!" Todd and Xi said together.
"How does he know?" Blob asked Ace.
"Uncle Austin can tell, Freddy-boy." Ace chuckled. "He knows his stuff." Austin marched over to the woman, and punched her out. "GET THE MAN!!!" Ace yelled. The Misfits, the Joes, and Guido jumped on the screaming woman.
"RICHARD!!!" The woman screamed. An old man with white hair on the sides of his head and a moustache, a woman in a pink dress with short blond hair, a man with short brown hair, and a younger man with black hair dressed like a priest ran out.
"Richard, Emmett, Vicar! We must help Hyacinth!" The woman exclaimed. The bald man Richard, the vicar, and the brown-haired Emmett burst out laughing.
"Are you kidding, Elizabeth?!" Emmett howled in laughter. "This is great!"
"This is the best thing I've ever seen since I got married!" Richard laughed.
"Thank God for mutants!" The Vicar laughed, recognizing the Misfits. "They are not abominations!"
"We love the mutants!" Richard and Emmett howled.
"Let's get smashed in celebration!" Richard grinned.
"Let us get smashed!" Emmett agreed. The two walked to the bar. Senator Kelly watched the whole thing.
"I hate mutants. And I HATE ENGLAND!!!" He screamed. A bunch of hooligans overheard him.
"He's a Scottish lover!"
"KILL HIM!!!" Kelly tried to run away, but a neon sign fell on his head, knocking him out cold, and leaving him at the mercy of the hooligans.
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(The Pit, the next day)
"Well, that was fun." Althea laughed. Todd was rubbing her shoulders. The Misfits were lounging in front of a pool Lance made with his powers.
"Yeah, and it was nice meeting our Uncle Austin." Paul chuckled. "It would explain why the charms are genetic."
"Ugh." Craig grumbled. He heard the phone ring. "I'll get it." Craig walked into Shipwreck's home and picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Uhm, yes." The English-accented voice said on the other end. "Is this the Pit?"
"Yes. Craig Starr speaking." Craig replied. "What's up?"
"Uhm, yes. My name is Richard Bucket. My wife Hyacinth, the man Mr. Powers laid out?"
"Oh, yeah." Craig remembered. "I remember. What's up, Mr. Bucket?"
"Well, Hyacinth is coming home from the hospital next week." Richard replied. "When she does, would you Misfits be so kind and let me live with you for a month or two?" Craig blinked.
"Um, excuse me?" Craig blinked.
"My wife is going to be awfully cross." Richard explained.
"Uhm...." Craig struggled to come up with words for this. "Uhm, let me get one of the adults on the line." He put the phone receiver on the table. "Cover Girl!" Craig left the room and went after Cover Girl. As he went by the pool, he felt his butt being pinched.
"Wanda, knock it off!" He snapped at the laughing hexcaster.
"A new adventure comes to an end." Paul chuckled.
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(Malibu Base)
"Wow. Too bad the Thunderbolt couldn't be there." Kyle laughed. He and the other members of the West Coast Misfits were lounging around in Malibu Base's conference room.
"Well, it was nice catching up with the guys." Ace laughed.
"I still cannae believe ye have an uncle that's a secret agent." Rahne shook her head.
"Yeah, I find it hard to believe myself!" Ace grinned.
"What's it like in England?" Randy asked.
"Rainy." Toshiro grumbled.
"Oh relax, Toshi." Ali laughed. "England's got beautiful countryside."
"Yeah." John agreed. "I've seen it on TV." Hardcase walked in.
"Alright kids, we're holding a meeting here so get HEY!!!!" A rigged bucket of red paint fell from the door as Hardcase opened it, causing him to be doused with red paint. "JESTER!!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!!!" Hardcase ran away.
"Should we tell him I rigged the bucket?" Terrell asked. The West Coast Misfits all looked at each other.
"NAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!"
Oh man, the insanity never will cease! What'll happen next time? What more madness will occur? Who will our favorite Misfit teams face off against next? Find out in the next story! This is L1701E signing off! Thanks for reading, and here's hoping FF.net finally fixes that review glitch!