Chapter 3
"Are you okay? Can you hear me?" Numbuh Five was heard faintly through the boys head. He slowly responded. "Save.them.," he muttered slowly and quietly, "they're in the.ally between the.candy store and the.dentist office.save.them."
"Ohh, no. I ain't goin' back there again! Last time we were there, I got bracified, you two got tied together with floss, you got your teeth brushed to the point they were brighter than a flashlight, and Numbuh 1 almost got his teeth brushed out!" Numbuh Four said, as if to go nuts.
"But we need to save them!" Numbuh Three shouted.
"But they're like, our worst enemy!" Numbuh Two chorused with the rest of the shouting.
"Correction," a voice corrected from behind, "was your worst enemy! AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!"
"IT'S FATHER! BATTLE STATIONS!" Numbuh Five shouted over the confusion. They all grabbed the closest thing to them that in their opinion could be a weapon. Numbuh Four whacked a pipe into his hands, Numbuh Two threatened him a disconnected water hose, Numbuh Five a thick piece of wood used as a floorboard in Numbuh One's room, and Numbuh Three a harmless yet very annoying Rainbow Monkey doll.
"Resistance is Futile!" cried the devil's son (that would be father), melting the pipe and hose. He set the lumber into flames. The third- degree burn on her finger gave her an idea. It had been used in a previous plan, the same one in which the Delightful Children had tried again. She hoped that she could find it in time.
The team struggled to hold the blazing maniac off while she searched. All but Numbuh Three, that is. "Hurry up, Numbuh Five! We can't hold him off much longer!" Numbuh Four alerted.
"There you are!" she said finally finding the weapon.
"Hey Fire Freak! Over here!" she yelled ready to shower him in a river of strawberry ice cream. "No.NO.NOOOOOO!" he screeched like the wind at high mph. She hadn't sprayed him yet. Then Numbuh Five realized what he was actually screaming at.
"Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys, oh so very round and super chunky! Spreading love wherever they go, everybody's made of a big rainbow! Oh red and orange, and pink and blue! Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys, we love you! "Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys, oh so very round and super chunky! Spreading love wherever they go, everybody's made of a big rainbow! Oh red and orange, and pink and blue! Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys, we love you!" Numbuh Three sang over and over again and again.
"Spray him, Numbuh Five!" Numbuh Four shouted.
"Naw, foo'! Numbuh Five would much rather defeat him this way!" she roared over the singing. "C'mon guys! Help Numbuh Three!"
All of them began the torturing chorus together as Father fell in horror. After he had ran home crying like a little baby, they carried the unconscious boy to the ally way he had spoken of.
***Author's note: This chapter took a little longer than I expected. The file kept deleting, but as you can tell I managed to get it to work. Another chap soon ~NDR
"Are you okay? Can you hear me?" Numbuh Five was heard faintly through the boys head. He slowly responded. "Save.them.," he muttered slowly and quietly, "they're in the.ally between the.candy store and the.dentist office.save.them."
"Ohh, no. I ain't goin' back there again! Last time we were there, I got bracified, you two got tied together with floss, you got your teeth brushed to the point they were brighter than a flashlight, and Numbuh 1 almost got his teeth brushed out!" Numbuh Four said, as if to go nuts.
"But we need to save them!" Numbuh Three shouted.
"But they're like, our worst enemy!" Numbuh Two chorused with the rest of the shouting.
"Correction," a voice corrected from behind, "was your worst enemy! AH HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA!"
"IT'S FATHER! BATTLE STATIONS!" Numbuh Five shouted over the confusion. They all grabbed the closest thing to them that in their opinion could be a weapon. Numbuh Four whacked a pipe into his hands, Numbuh Two threatened him a disconnected water hose, Numbuh Five a thick piece of wood used as a floorboard in Numbuh One's room, and Numbuh Three a harmless yet very annoying Rainbow Monkey doll.
"Resistance is Futile!" cried the devil's son (that would be father), melting the pipe and hose. He set the lumber into flames. The third- degree burn on her finger gave her an idea. It had been used in a previous plan, the same one in which the Delightful Children had tried again. She hoped that she could find it in time.
The team struggled to hold the blazing maniac off while she searched. All but Numbuh Three, that is. "Hurry up, Numbuh Five! We can't hold him off much longer!" Numbuh Four alerted.
"There you are!" she said finally finding the weapon.
"Hey Fire Freak! Over here!" she yelled ready to shower him in a river of strawberry ice cream. "No.NO.NOOOOOO!" he screeched like the wind at high mph. She hadn't sprayed him yet. Then Numbuh Five realized what he was actually screaming at.
"Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys, oh so very round and super chunky! Spreading love wherever they go, everybody's made of a big rainbow! Oh red and orange, and pink and blue! Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys, we love you! "Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys, oh so very round and super chunky! Spreading love wherever they go, everybody's made of a big rainbow! Oh red and orange, and pink and blue! Rainbow Monkeys, Rainbow Monkeys, we love you!" Numbuh Three sang over and over again and again.
"Spray him, Numbuh Five!" Numbuh Four shouted.
"Naw, foo'! Numbuh Five would much rather defeat him this way!" she roared over the singing. "C'mon guys! Help Numbuh Three!"
All of them began the torturing chorus together as Father fell in horror. After he had ran home crying like a little baby, they carried the unconscious boy to the ally way he had spoken of.
***Author's note: This chapter took a little longer than I expected. The file kept deleting, but as you can tell I managed to get it to work. Another chap soon ~NDR